The Best Owen Templeton Quotes

[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"]
Merrill: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Duane: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
Owen: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
Randy: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.
Vera: Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy: A *secret* publicity stunt?

Owen: I am not a bus driver! I do not work for the bus company! All right? I... I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! See this jacket? This is not my jacket! Remember Marty, the bus driver? Huh? This is his shirt! I stole it! And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? These aren't my pants! These are Marty's pants. I stole them. I am not a bus driver!

Lucy: How about a pit-stop?
Owen: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
Lucy: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
Owen: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
Lucy: [man's voice] Not necessarily.

Enrico: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.
Owen: No I wasn't.
Enrico: No pun intended.
Owen: What pun was that?