The Best Zack Mallozzi Quotes

Enrico: Look at us go! We're zooming!
Zack: I told you! We're hauling ass!
Enrico: We're hauling ass! All righty!
Zack: Guess what I got back there.
Enrico: You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

Gloria: [after seeing Enrico getting hit by Zack's van] Stay right there! I saw the whole thing. I'll be right down.
Zack: Oh shit! Gloria Allred.