The Best Ryan Lambert Quotes

Ryan: This? Cutting edge technology. It'll protect me from all impacts. I won't feel a thing.
[Bo gut-punches him, he keels over]
Ryan: Ugh! It needs a few tweaks.

Bo: We could end up way over our heads, I mean, maybe even having, you know, S-E-X!
Ryan: You really don't remember who you are, do you?

Ryan: It'll be fun. Think about it, humans *at* lunch. Instead of humans *for* lunch.

Bo: This is all fun and games to you.
Ryan: Isn't it?
Bo: I don't think I can keep it up.
Ryan: Don't worry about it. That's my job.

Bo: I want a dress.
Ryan: Wha-? She wants a dress.
Bo: I was thinking like, ivory, crepe-de-chine, I don't even know what crepe-de-chine is, but doesn't it sound delightful?

Ryan: I'm a Loki.
Bo: What? As in the Norse God of mischief, Loki?
Ryan: Not THE Loki, *a* Loki. There's a great big family of us. And the whole God thing, that was just PR back in the day.

Ryan: You realize none of my doctorates are in that medical stuff right? In fact, most of them are made up.

Kenzi: Um - It tastes like something crawled in the food and died.
Ryan: [Excited] That's because it did! It's tripe! Cow stomach lining!
Kenzi: Stomach lining?
[Spits it out]

Bo: Let me buy you a drink... How 'bout a pint of what the freakin' hell are you doing here?
Ryan: I'm more of a bourbon man, actually, thank you.

Ryan: I thought I was dreaming but you are wearing a white dress.
Bo: Actually, it's champagne. We almost got married.
Ryan: I need a whiskey. And a beer, with a side of strippers.