The Best Salvy Quotes

Joey: You think it's easy? Why don't you talk to him. You know what to say. Tell him.
Salvy: You know I can't talk to him.
Joey: Why can't you talk to him?
Salvy: Because he don't like me.
Joey: Yeah, nobody likes you. You ought to be used to that.

Salvy: You know he's got to be with Tommy to fight in New York to get a title shot. I mean, he'll wind up punch-drunk, your brother.
Joey: I know.
Salvy: You know? You got to make him understand it's best thing for everybody involved.
Joey: I said I know.
Salvy: You know? But, you got to make him know.

Jake: [talks about Janiro] I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him.
Tommy: [laughs] You're crazy. Fuck him or fight him.
Salvy: If you're really in love with that fucker, just watch out.
Jake: By who?
Salvy: Janiro.
Jake: You mean, you want me to get him to fuck you?
Salvy: Me?
Jake: Yeah.
Salvy: No, I don't want him to fuck me.
Jake: I could do that easily.
Salvy: How ya gonna do that?
Jake: Because I'll get youse both in a ring, I'll give youse both a fuckin' beatin', ya both can fuck each other.
Salvy: I get all full of blood.
Jake: You're used to that.