The Best Samantha Wheeler Quotes

Katrina: Samantha, if she has anything to do with this, it would ruin her.
Samantha: And if she didn't want to be ruined, she shouldn't have gotten involved in this, and she damn sure shouldn't have fucked with me.

Robert: It's messing with shit you don't have business messing with. It has unintended consequences.
Samantha: Robert, I've had about enough of your unintended consequences bullshit. So either tell me what you're talking about or shut the fuck up. Because Louis didn't get the wrong guy and neither did you and I, and don't you tell me we did.
Robert: Don't you see, it's not about the wrong man. It's about taking matters into your own hands and what happens when you do that.

Samantha: Handsome, powerful men, goes one of two ways. You either want a woman who doesn't challenge you at all or you want one who challenges you all the time.
Harvey: I'm sorry, I stopped listening after the handsome and powerful part.

Samantha: [to Scottie] I think playing dirty isn't your specialty. You took a walk on the wild side, and turns out you fucked with the wrong Marine.

Alex: You're dropping that lawsuit, paying Gavin's legal fees, and issuing a public apology.
Samantha: The hell we are.
Alex: Samantha, you can kick and scream all you want, but I got proof the packing company skimped on materials and your client knew about it.
Samantha: How the fuck did you get these?
Alex: The same way I got everything else. You shared it with me in discovery.
Samantha: I didn't share shit with you.

Louis: You don't think I know how dangerous he is? He fucking knows where I live. I'm not gonna risk it.
Samantha: Louis, he's a bully. And bullies only have power if you let them.
Louis: No, bullies only have power because they have guns and knives and nothing to lose, but I do, and the only reason that criminal out there knows that I have a family is 'cause I let you convince me to do this.

Robert: I talked to Cameron Dennis. The guy's friends put him at a different location, and...
Samantha: Don't you fucking say it.

Robert: Samantha, how are you doing?
Samantha: Physically, I'm fine. Mentally, I am pissed the fuck off.

Alex: I guess you aren't big on foreplay.
Samantha: Oh, I like foreplay just fine, Alex. But you're right about one thing. You're about to get fucked.

Samantha: I think that is something I've waited a long time to see.
Alex: You have no idea. And what with you overcoming the difficulties of being white, you must've thought you'd never make it.
Samantha: And you having to deal with the struggles of being a man.
Alex: It's a triumph of the human spirit.

Samantha: Harvey doesn't have the balls to come in here and ask me himself. He sent you.
Donna: He didn't send anybody. I'm here on my own.
Samantha: Then you may have internalized the patriarchal system here, but I have not.
Donna: I haven't internalized anything. I'm not here at the behest of any man. I'm here on my own, woman to woman, asking you to take the long view and wait.
Samantha: I'm sure you think that's true. But did it occur to you to ask Alex to step down before you came to me? Because that's what I mean by patriarchy.
Donna: For the record, I did think to ask Alex. And I chose to ask you. And I did that because it comes down to who the promise was made to first. Not the gender of the person it was made to.

Samantha: I'm not going anywhere near that man's account.
Alex: Yes, you are, because you knew my history and you let me sign him anyway.
Samantha: Are you fucking kidding me? I brought up your history.
Alex: And you knew I was in no position to trust you.