The Best Killers Quotes
Jen: How weird is this going to get? Because some things you cannot unsee.
Spencer: Let's just say that I work for the blah blah blah, and they gave me a license to blah.
Jen: I'm going to be a mother, and I don't know if your ready to be a father.
Spencer: You said I Love You while you were sleeping in the hotel bed, but I didn't told you that. Because I want to be the one to say it first.
Jen: [In reference to her dad, under the table] You see that guy over by the menus? Freakishly tall, excellent mustache?
Spencer: [Looks] That's a gorgeous mustache.
Jen: Well he, um... he's a Russian diplomat. Also kind of a pervert. I sat next to him on the plane, he got a little grabby.
Spencer: Really? Wait, women don't like 'grabby'? I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.
Jen: Really? You wanna poke mama bear right now, that seems like a *good* idea?
Mrs. Kornfeldt: Excuse me, Stewardess? Three chardonnays, please.
Mr. Kornfeldt: None for me, actually. I like to stay awake and alert.
Jen: None for me, either.
Mrs. Kornfeldt: Okay, so, just the three chardonnays then.
Spencer: We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond.