20 Best Robert Zane Quotes

Robert: I talked to Cameron Dennis. The guy's friends put him at a different location, and...
Samantha: Don't you fucking say it.

Harvey: You know, I was just thinking. I told Jim that this case was Rocky IV, but it turned out to be Rocky III.
Robert: You mean the one where Apollo and Rocky come together to beat Mr. T?
Harvey: Well, I sure as hell wasn't talking about Rocky V.
Robert: Well, you know what happens at the end of Rocky III.
Harvey: Yeah, Rocky and Apollo go toe-to-toe. Let me guess, you're wondering what would happen if we went toe-to-toe.
Robert: I don't need to wonder. I know what'd happen. I'd win.
Harvey: Whatever gets you through the day.

Eric: It's simple, really. Daniel Hardman's name for yours.
Robert: Excuse me?
Eric: I said you retire, I take Daniel on as a partner, and that is take it or leave it.
Robert: All right. Let's get to it. What the fuck is your problem with me?

Daniel: I assume you're here to discuss my pending action against your firm.
Robert: I am. I'm also here to drink this 30-year scotch with an old friend.
Daniel: I appreciate that, Robert. But what's the saying? Never trust Greeks bearing gifts?
Robert: I look Greek to you?

Robert: Samantha, how are you doing?
Samantha: Physically, I'm fine. Mentally, I am pissed the fuck off.

Robert: I didn't ask you when you'd get here, Louis. I asked you where you were.
Louis: That's, uh, kind of personal.
Robert: Well, I feel kind of bad about that, Louis, but I've been standing here with nothing but my dick in my hand for the last 30 minutes.
Louis: All right, well, if you wanna know, Sheila and I are trying to have a baby and she's not getting any younger, and we're just trying to take advantage of any opportunity we can.
Robert: Why didn't you say so? Just get here as fast as you can.

Louis: The two of you decided who's running this firm without including me in the conversation.
Harvey: What are you talking about? You signed the agreement.
Louis: The agreement that you drew up, and just expected me to be okay with.
Robert: You're saying that you want to be managing partner?
Louis: No, Robbie. But you wouldn't know that, because you never asked, and I will not be the third wheel just because my name comes last.
Robert: No one thinks of you as a third wheel, Louis.
Louis: Oh, really? Because you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me, and you wouldn't have a firm at all if it weren't for me. I saved both your fucking asses, and not only didn't you think to thank me, as far as I can tell, you didn't even clock what I did. Now, I am a partner just as much as you, and I am done having to remind you of that. So the next time there's a decision to be made, guys, you better pull up a seat for me at that table, or I swear to God, I will break the whole goddamn thing in two.

Daniel: They took my firm, Robert. It's not a judgment. That's a fact.
Robert: And from what I recall, you all but handed it to them with your indiscretions.
Daniel: And if you're here to litigate the past...
Robert: Fuck the past, Daniel.

Rachel: Have you ever tried to sleep with someone and then retaliated once they rejected you?
Arthur: The answer is no. I haven't. Of course, things are different for women who don't work for me. I'd ask you out in a second.
Robert: Watch yourself.
Rachel: Dad, I've got this.
Arthur: It's all right. I know where he's coming from. I mean, after all, he's your father, but he's not blind. I mean, he knows you're attractive.
Ms. Sonowski: Arthur.
Arthur: As a matter of fact, if it were up to me, I'd be willing to settle this for one date, maybe two.
Robert: All right, that's enough.
Arthur: You see, that is the irony here. I am being accused of discriminating against people of color when in fact I have always preferred women of color. There's just something about them. You know, they're exotic. Like you, Ms. Zane.

Robert: I'm a big, bad motherfucker, and I'm here to drink your goddamn milkshake.

Harvey: You and Samantha can accept Alex or you can pack up your shit right now.
Robert: I'm not going anywhere and neither is Samantha, because you're the past, and she's the future.
Harvey: Not here, she's not. Now get the fuck out of my office.

Robert: [to Mike] Where the hell were you? I'm standing up here with my dick in my hand, and you're out having a soda.

Robert: Well, it's official. I just signed over the management of the firm to Louis this morning.
Harvey: And?
Robert: Well, I gotta say, it's a weight lifted off my shoulders.
Harvey: Doesn't look like a weight off.
Robert: Oh, you seriously gonna say that to me today of all days?
Harvey: Yeah, that's how strong I think our bond is.
Robert: Are you sure? Because I can make fun of your physical appearance too.
Harvey: Really? Huh, what would you say?
Robert: ...Never mind.

Robert: [to Andrew Malik] So take your medicine and count yourself lucky that we're willing to horse-trade. Because if we weren't, you'd be fucked right now.

Robert: Harvey, uh, one more thing. You do still owe me that favor.
Harvey: What kind of math are YOU doing?
Robert: The kind of math that says Jessica Pearson hiring Louis Litt back adds up to shady.
Harvey: If that's all you got, you can collect your favor when the clock strikes kiss my ass, because partners leave firms and come back all the time.
Robert: Maybe, but they don't come back with their name on the wall.
[Harvey is surprised Zane knows this]
Robert: Ah, I'm guessing he wasn't supposed to tell me that, but he did, and Louis Litt... is not name partner material, which means he must have something on you; so, unless you want me going around town flapping my big mouth that something isn't right in your kitchen, you're gonna make good on that favor.

Jessica: On this particular case, all I give a shit about is keeping you in check. Which means, for the duration of this matter, you will be treating Mike Ross like a partner.
Robert: Oh, you gotta be kidding me. That boy barely shaves.
Jessica: I don't care if he's still in diapers. He's representing my firm, which means he's representing me. You look at him, you see me.
Robert: You're asking for a hell of a lot.
Jessica: Then take your wingtips off my table and walk 'em out the door, because this is my case and you either do it my way or you don't do it at all.
Robert: ...I loooove you.

Robert: So you think you have what it takes to run this firm?
Louis: I know I do. And my first order of business is promoting Alex and Samantha at the same time.
Robert: And any managing partner worth his salt can see they'll never go for it.
Louis: No. They're either both gonna accept this or they're both gonna walk the fuck out the door because I am sick of this shit.

Robert: And Louis, one more thing. Harvey wasn't being disrespectful to you, he was just treating you the way he treated Jessica and me.
Louis: I get it, he's an equal opportunity asshole.
Robert: Serving the community 24 hours a day.

Robert: I don't need you owin' me one.
Harvey: Why don't you take the night to think about it? 'Cause if there's one thing I've learned, you can never have too many favors in the bank.

Robert: We're in here arguing about who's better between you and me. What if Louis turns out better than both of us?
Harvey: Jesus Christ, that'd be the worst Rocky ever.
Robert: No, Rocky V is still the worst Rocky ever.
Harvey: Finally, something we can agree on.
Robert: Truth be told, I never even saw Rocky VI.
Harvey: Neither did anybody else, Robert.
Robert: You know, that new Creed franchise, oh, that's quite a little something.
Harvey: Really?
Robert: Mm-hmm.
Harvey: Maybe I should watch it tonight. Want to come over?
Robert: Do I look like I don't have nothing to do but to come and watch Rocky VII with your lonely ass?
Harvey: But I got popcorn.
Robert: ...I'll call Laura.