The Best Special Guest Conductor Quotes

Train: Passports, please. Passports. We are now entering Liechtenstein.
[Smart hands the conductor his passport. The conductor stamps it, and leaves]
Train: [seconds later, the conductor returns] Passports, please. Passports. We are now leaving Liechtenstein.

Maxwell: Eh, I'm sorry about this mess, conductor.
Train: It happens all the time on the Orient Express. You think this is bad, you should see compartment 13.