The Best Suze's Party Guest Quotes

[as they are about to leave Big Suze's party, one of her really posh friends approaches Jeremy - earlier Suze had gotten them to serve hors d'oeuvres]
Suze's: Is there any more tartare sauce?
Jeremy: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I've left it all in George Osborne's ball sack. Tell you what, why don't you nip upstairs, wank him off and dip it in that?
[to Mark and Super Hans]
Jeremy: Let's go before we get fired.