100 Best Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

- So simple, even a blind man could see it.
- Oh.
- Now you remind me of Dad.
- The stupid dog won't die!

[at a retirement home]
Loki: [in a dark suit] I left him right here.
Thor: [in casual wear] You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!
Thor: Well, you're dressed like one.

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

[a chained Thor is dropped from his cage to face Surtur in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
Thor: [rotates away from Surtur briefly] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotates again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!

- with negligence of duty... but he disappeared before the trial.
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
- Sure.
- Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

Grandmaster: [from trailer] It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
Thor: YES!
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

- Heimdall!
- The sword!
- Here's the difference between us.
- I'm Odin's firstborn... the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
- And you're nothing.

- I've just felt so guilty,
- I've been carrying him around all day.
- Miek, you're alive!
- He's alive, guys.
- What was your question again, bro?
- Earth it is.

- Go back!
- Go!

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki: [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki: [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki: I'm... honored?

- We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast.
- So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
- We can't track you in stealth mode... so I need you to help me out. Okay?
- I need you to...

- Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
- Banner.
- Hey, Banner!
- No Banner. Only Hulk.
- What are you doing?
- It's me. It's Thor!

- Watch out for his fingers.
- They make sparks.
- Okay, this is it.
- Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.

- the Hulk ever again.
- All right?
- All right.
- Hulk!
- Oh. This is bad.
- Banner! Banner!
- Banner!

[Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Son of Odin.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet: Welcome, Point Break.

- Friend stay!
- Yes!

Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]

- It won't end there.
- The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
- She'll hunt us down.
- We need to stop her here and now.
- So what do we do?
- I'm not doing "Get Help."

Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.

Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

Korg: [at Loki] Piss off, ghost!

- What's the matter with you?
- You're embarrassing me!
- I told them we were friends!

- My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
- By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
- Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
- Please! No!
- No!

- For Asgard.
- Hela!

- Quinjet.
- Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
- That's naked.
- He's very naked. Hmm.
- It's in my brain now.
- Quinjet.

- Heimdall, I know you can see me.
- I need you to help me.
- Help me see.

- Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
- Yes, I am.
- Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.
- That's exactly what Doug used to say.
- See you later, new Doug.

- Keep drinking, keep hiding.
- But me...
- I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.
- Because that's what...
- Because that's what heroes do.

Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

- Surtur destroys Asgard... he destroys Hela, so that our people may live.
- But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...
- No!
- Hulk, stop, you moron!

- beloved champion he talks of... but I've heard he is astonishingly savage.
- I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.
- Don't let me down.
- Piss off, ghost!
- He's freaking gone.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

- I should probably go and help.
- Here, take the wheel.
- No. I don't know how to fly one of these.
- You're a scientist.
- Use one of your PhDs.
- None of them are for flying alien spaceships!

- Yes!
- I have to get off this planet.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Where you going?
- Hey!
- We know each other.
- He's a friend from work.

Loki: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

- Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
- She didn't dump me, you know.
- I dumped her.
- It was a mutual dumping.
- What's this?
- What are you doing?
- This isn't me.
- Loki.

[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
Loki: Surprise!
[Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage]
Loki: OW!

- You say that every time she's here.
- What have you brought today?
- Tell me.
- A contender.
- A what?
- I need to go closer.
- I want a closer look at this.
- Can you take us closer?
- Thank you.

- What have I done?
- You saved us from extinction.
- Asgard is not a place... it's a people.

- she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
- We need you.
- I'm working on it.
- But I don't even know where the hell I am.
- You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
- Which one?
- The big one.

Loki: Your savior is here!

- Hulk, stop.
- Just for once in your life, don't smash.
- Big monster!
- Let's go!
- Fine.

- Look at these lies.
- Goblets and garden parties?
- Peace treaties?
- Odin... proud to have it... ashamed of how he got it.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

- Let me rephrase that.
- Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
- Probably not, to be honest.
- I wouldn't worry, brother.
- I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.

- but also to execute their vision.
- But mainly to execute people.
- Still, it was a great honor.
- I was Odin's executioner.
- And you shall be my executioner.
- Let's begin our conquest.

- Loyal Sakaarians...
- Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion.
- Sakaarians, take to the skies.
- Bring him down.
- Do not let him leave this planet.

Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

Valkyrie: The lord of thunder sends his regards!
Korg: The revolution has begun!

- Hulk like raging fire.
- Thor like smoldering fire.
- Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
- Hmm?
- Angry girl.
- What's going on?
- What are you...

Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.

- Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.
- Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
- Yeah.
- Don't touch anything.

- This is madness.
- Go! Go, now!

- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

- That's when I came across a path of death and destruction... which led me all the way here into this cage... where I met you.
- Hmm.
- How much longer do you think we'll be here?

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

- You see?
- No one's going anywhere.
- I'll get that sword... even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.

- Stay!
- Heimdall?
- I'm running short on options.
- Heimdall?
- Um... Skurge?
- Is that important?
- You girls are in for a treat.

- Most of the stuff in here is fake.
- Or weak.
- Smaller than I thought it would be.
- That's not bad.
- But this...
- The Eternal Flame.

- I've got something special.
- Hey! Where are you taking me?
- Answer me!
- Hey!
- I am Thor, son of Odin.
- I need to get back to Asgard.
- Many apologies, your majesty.

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Voice activation required.
Bruce: Banner.
Quinjet: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.

- Hey, man.
- I'm Korg. This is Miek.
- We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here.
- Wanna come?

- Wait!
- He's mine.
- So if you want him, you go through me.
- But we've already got him.
- All right, then.
- I guess I go through you.
- More food.

- You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand.
- Not even your face.
- You've gone quite mad.
- You'll be executed for this.
- Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.
- All right, I yield.

Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

Thor: [to the Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.

- Well? Executioner?
- Wait!
- Wait!
- I know where the sword is.

- Brother.
- This was your doing.

- No!
- No!
- No!
- Get inside!
- In a minute.

- Good shot!
- Thanks.
- Open the doors.
- Okay.
- I hope that you're tougher than you look.
- Why?

Korg: [Asgard is now in ruins] The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
[Asgard explodes]
Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.

- Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
- With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.

- Skurge, where's the sword?
- That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost.
- Those people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line... round them up.

- Asgard was prospering.
- You've ruined everything.
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?
- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.
- You had the independence you asked for.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay. I know exactly where he is.

- Who are you?
- What have you done with Thor?
- I'm Hela.
- I'm just a janitor.
- You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
- How would you like a job?

[entering the Vault of Asgard]
Skurge: [awestruck] Asgard's treasures...
Hela: [knocks over the Infinity Gauntlet] Fake! Most of this stuff is fake anyway.
Hela: [looks at the Casket of Ancient Winters] Weak!
Hela: [looks at the Crown of Surtur] That's smaller than I expected.
Hela: [looks at the Tesseract] That's actually... not bad.
Hela: [approaches the Eternal Flame] Now this... this is truly special.

- Baby.
- Moron! You big child.
- Thor go!
- I am going.
- Thor go again.
- Thor home.

- Excuse me.
- Sorry about that.
- These bloody things are everywhere.
- Come on.

- It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance.
- You see...
- I'm not a queen or a monster.
- I'm the Goddess of Death.
- What were you the god of, again?

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

[Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard]
Hela: You're in my seat!

- Yes! That's how it feels!
- I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
- All right. Screw it.
- Oh!
- I know you're in there, Banner.
- I'll get you out!

- Surtur's crown, the vault.
- It's the only way.
- Bold move, brother.
- Even for me.
- Shall we?
- After you.

- I thought it was a big eyebrow.
- It's a crown.
- Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... is rip that thing off your head.
- But Ragnarok has already begun.
- You cannot stop it.

- It suits you.
- Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
- Maybe not.
- Thank you.
- If you were here,
- I might even give you a hug.
- I'm here.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

- Are you a fighter?
- Or are you food?
- I'm just passing through.
- It is food.
- On your knees.

- Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
- I don't help anyone.
- You're a Valkyrie.
- I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
- Choose your next words wisely.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Must be a very painful memory.

Thor: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
Loki: What?
Thor: 'Get Help'.
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on. You love it.
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It's great. It works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
[Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]
Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
[as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor: A classic.
Loki: [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Not for me, it's not.

- You sound like him.
- Kneel.
- Beg your pardon?
- Kneel.
- Before your queen.
- I don't think so.

Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.

- Banner, we're friends.
- This is crazy.
- I don't want to hurt you!
- Here we go.

Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.