100 Best Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

Loki: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

- Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.
- You wanted to know who I am?
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You'll see!

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki: [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki: [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki: I'm... honored?

- While I'm dealing with Hela,
- I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard.
- How the hell are we supposed to do that?
- I have a man on the ground.
- Asgard.
- She's here.

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

- Asgard was prospering.
- You've ruined everything.
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?
- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.
- You had the independence you asked for.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay. I know exactly where he is.

- What have I done?
- You saved us from extinction.
- Asgard is not a place... it's a people.

- Most of the stuff in here is fake.
- Or weak.
- Smaller than I thought it would be.
- That's not bad.
- But this...
- The Eternal Flame.

Thor: [aboard the Commodore] Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce: What?
Valkyrie: The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.

- Skurge, where's the sword?
- That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost.
- Those people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line... round them up.

- is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... but you could be more.
- I'll just put this over here for you.
- Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.
- All right,
- I can figure this out.
- It's just another spaceship.

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

- Sad.
- Oh, look, still alive.
- Change of heart?
- Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.
- You evil demoness!
- Let's go see my palace.

- No!
- No!
- No!
- Get inside!
- In a minute.

- Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.
- Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.
- Listen closely, your majesty.
- This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
- And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
- Bring him in for processing.
- And no one escapes this place.
- So you're gonna die anyway.

- For Asgard.
- Hela!

- You see?
- No one's going anywhere.
- I'll get that sword... even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.

- We must keep moving!
- Go to the Bifrost!

Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

- Hulk, stop.
- Just for once in your life, don't smash.
- Big monster!
- Let's go!
- Fine.

Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.
Topaz: Trash.
Grandmaster: No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

Korg: [Asgard is now in ruins] The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
[Asgard explodes]
Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.

- Surtur destroys Asgard... he destroys Hela, so that our people may live.
- But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...
- No!
- Hulk, stop, you moron!

- with negligence of duty... but he disappeared before the trial.
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
- Sure.
- Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.

- Keep drinking, keep hiding.
- But me...
- I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.
- Because that's what...
- Because that's what heroes do.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

[first lines]
[Thor is thrown into Muspelheim in chains]
Thor: I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story. Basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth... for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things... but didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage... where I met you.
[looks at a skeleton]

- We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast.
- So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
- We can't track you in stealth mode... so I need you to help me out. Okay?
- I need you to...

- You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand.
- Not even your face.
- You've gone quite mad.
- You'll be executed for this.
- Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.
- All right, I yield.

- Excuse me.
- Sorry about that.
- These bloody things are everywhere.
- Come on.

Grandmaster: [from trailer] It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
Thor: YES!
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

- I thought it was a big eyebrow.
- It's a crown.
- Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... is rip that thing off your head.
- But Ragnarok has already begun.
- You cannot stop it.

[Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard]
Hela: You're in my seat!

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie: So what do we do?
Loki: I'm not doing 'get help'.

- Banner, there's something you should know.
- Voice activation required.
- Banner.
- Welcome, strongest Avenger.
- Uh, what?
- Ship's log.

- Your savior is here.
- Did you miss me?
- Everyone, on that ship now.
- Welcome home.
- I saw you coming.
- Of course you did.

- Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
- Yes, I am.
- Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.
- That's exactly what Doug used to say.
- See you later, new Doug.

- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

Valkyrie: The lord of thunder sends his regards!
Korg: The revolution has begun!

- The damage is not too bad.
- As long as the foundations are still strong... we can rebuild this place.
- It will become a haven... for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
- Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

[Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Son of Odin.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet: Access denied.
[pause]
Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet: Welcome, Point Break.

- Or we will show you no mercy.
- Whoever I am?
- Did you listen to a word I said?
- This is your last warning!
- I thought you'd be happy to see me.
- Fine.

- Build a statue for me.
- We will build a big statue for you.
- With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
- I will tell Father what you did here today.
- I didn't do it for him.
- I didn't do it for him.

- Wait!
- He's mine.
- So if you want him, you go through me.
- But we've already got him.
- All right, then.
- I guess I go through you.
- More food.

- It won't end there.
- The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
- She'll hunt us down.
- We need to stop her here and now.
- So what do we do?
- I'm not doing "Get Help."

- Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
- I don't help anyone.
- You're a Valkyrie.
- I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
- Choose your next words wisely.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Must be a very painful memory.

- Friend stay!
- Yes!

[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
[Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki: [to himself] I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster: [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away] Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor: [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
[Loki is horrorstruck]

- You're just...
- The worst.
- Okay, get up.
- You're in my seat.
- You know,
- Father once told me... that a wise king never seeks out war.
- But must always be ready for it.

[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
Loki: Surprise!
[Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage]
Loki: OW!

[the Hulk takes on Surtur]
Thor: Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don't smash!
Hulk: But big monster!
Valkyrie: Hulk, let's go!
[Hulk looks at Valkyrie and Thor]
Hulk: Friends.
[goes with Thor and Valkyrie, leaving Surtur behind]

- Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
- Banner.
- Hey, Banner!
- No Banner. Only Hulk.
- What are you doing?
- It's me. It's Thor!

- but also to execute their vision.
- But mainly to execute people.
- Still, it was a great honor.
- I was Odin's executioner.
- And you shall be my executioner.
- Let's begin our conquest.

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Voice activation required.
Bruce: Banner.
Quinjet: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.

- It suits you.
- Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
- Maybe not.
- Thank you.
- If you were here,
- I might even give you a hug.
- I'm here.

Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

- You wanna come?
- You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.
- Why, thank you.
- Here we go.
- Shit.

- You are the property of the Grandmaster.
- Congratulations!
- You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds.
- Prepare yourself.
- Prepare yourself.
- You are now meeting the Grandmaster.

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

- You sound like him.
- Kneel.
- Beg your pardon?
- Kneel.
- Before your queen.
- I don't think so.

- Heimdall!
- The sword!
- Here's the difference between us.
- I'm Odin's firstborn... the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
- And you're nothing.

- I'll take it from here.
- I found this in the armory.
- Good luck.
- Your Majesty... don't die.
- You know what I mean.

- My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
- By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
- Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
- Please! No!
- No!

- Wait, I'm sorry.
- I didn't time that right.
- Hmm?
- And, now!
- You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
- I make grave mistakes all the time.
- Everything seems to work out.

[entering the Vault of Asgard]
Skurge: [awestruck] Asgard's treasures...
Hela: [knocks over the Infinity Gauntlet] Fake! Most of this stuff is fake anyway.
Hela: [looks at the Casket of Ancient Winters] Weak!
Hela: [looks at the Crown of Surtur] That's smaller than I expected.
Hela: [looks at the Tesseract] That's actually... not bad.
Hela: [approaches the Eternal Flame] Now this... this is truly special.

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

- Stay!
- Heimdall?
- I'm running short on options.
- Heimdall?
- Um... Skurge?
- Is that important?
- You girls are in for a treat.

- Go back!
- Go!

- Hey, man.
- I'm Korg. This is Miek.
- We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here.
- Wanna come?

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

- Heimdall, I know you can see me.
- I need you to help me.
- Help me see.

- Hulk like raging fire.
- Thor like smoldering fire.
- Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
- Hmm?
- Angry girl.
- What's going on?
- What are you...

- I'm on a different path now.
- This you must face alone.
- I love you, my sons.
- Look at that.
- Remember this place.
- Home.

- Watch out for his fingers.
- They make sparks.
- Okay, this is it.
- Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.

- Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.
- Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
- Yeah.
- Don't touch anything.

- Good shot!
- Thanks.
- Open the doors.
- Okay.
- I hope that you're tougher than you look.
- Why?

- Banner, we're friends.
- This is crazy.
- I don't want to hurt you!
- Here we go.

Korg: [at Loki] Piss off, ghost!

- Who are you?
- What have you done with Thor?
- I'm Hela.
- I'm just a janitor.
- You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
- How would you like a job?

- Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
- She didn't dump me, you know.
- I dumped her.
- It was a mutual dumping.
- What's this?
- What are you doing?
- This isn't me.
- Loki.

- Are you a fighter?
- Or are you food?
- I'm just passing through.
- It is food.
- On your knees.

Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.

- Good luck.
- Handle me? Who are you?
- Loki.
- You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
- Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
- Bye-bye.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

- Tell me, brother.
- What were you the god of again?

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

- So simple, even a blind man could see it.
- Oh.
- Now you remind me of Dad.
- The stupid dog won't die!

Korg: Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here. Wanna come?

- beloved champion he talks of... but I've heard he is astonishingly savage.
- I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.
- Don't let me down.
- Piss off, ghost!
- He's freaking gone.

Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

- What?
- Hey, big guy.
- The sun's getting real low.
- That's it.
- The sun's going down.
- I won't hurt you anymore.
- No one will.

[a chained Thor is dropped from his cage to face Surtur in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
Thor: [rotates away from Surtur briefly] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotates again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!

- Baby.
- Moron! You big child.
- Thor go!
- I am going.
- Thor go again.
- Thor home.

- What's the matter with you?
- You're embarrassing me!
- I told them we were friends!

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!