100 Best Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

- You see?
- No one's going anywhere.
- I'll get that sword... even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.

- Surtur's crown, the vault.
- It's the only way.
- Bold move, brother.
- Even for me.
- Shall we?
- After you.

- Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.
- Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
- Yeah.
- Don't touch anything.

- Brother.
- This was your doing.

- Wait!
- He's mine.
- So if you want him, you go through me.
- But we've already got him.
- All right, then.
- I guess I go through you.
- More food.

- Yes! That's how it feels!
- I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
- All right. Screw it.
- Oh!
- I know you're in there, Banner.
- I'll get you out!

- Baby.
- Moron! You big child.
- Thor go!
- I am going.
- Thor go again.
- Thor home.

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.

- Wait, I'm sorry.
- I didn't time that right.
- Hmm?
- And, now!
- You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
- I make grave mistakes all the time.
- Everything seems to work out.

Thor: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
Loki: What?
Thor: 'Get Help'.
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on. You love it.
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It's great. It works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: We are not doing 'Get Help'.
[Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]
Thor: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
[as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor: A classic.
Loki: [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Not for me, it's not.

- This could be Asgard.
- Asgard is where our people stand.
- Even now, right now, those people need your help.
- I'm not as strong as you.
- No... you're stronger.

- Watch out for his fingers.
- They make sparks.
- Okay, this is it.
- Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.

- Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
- Banner.
- Hey, Banner!
- No Banner. Only Hulk.
- What are you doing?
- It's me. It's Thor!

- Your savior is here.
- Did you miss me?
- Everyone, on that ship now.
- Welcome home.
- I saw you coming.
- Of course you did.

- Banner!
- Thor!

[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
Loki: Surprise!
[Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage]
Loki: OW!

- Heimdall!
- The sword!
- Here's the difference between us.
- I'm Odin's firstborn... the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
- And you're nothing.

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

- What?
- Hey, big guy.
- The sun's getting real low.
- That's it.
- The sun's going down.
- I won't hurt you anymore.
- No one will.

- Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.
- You wanted to know who I am?
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You'll see!

- with negligence of duty... but he disappeared before the trial.
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
- Sure.
- Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

- Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
- With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.

- It's not possible.
- Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
- Bring us back!
- No!
- Loki!

- Friend stay!
- Yes!

Korg: Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here. Wanna come?

- This is madness.
- Go! Go, now!

- I've got something special.
- Hey! Where are you taking me?
- Answer me!
- Hey!
- I am Thor, son of Odin.
- I need to get back to Asgard.
- Many apologies, your majesty.

Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.

Korg: [Asgard is now in ruins] The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
[Asgard explodes]
Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.

[a chained Thor is dropped from his cage to face Surtur in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
Thor: [rotates away from Surtur briefly] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotates again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!

- Look at these lies.
- Goblets and garden parties?
- Peace treaties?
- Odin... proud to have it... ashamed of how he got it.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie: So what do we do?
Loki: I'm not doing 'get help'.

- Well? Executioner?
- Wait!
- Wait!
- I know where the sword is.

- You can't defeat me.
- No, I know.
- But he can.
- No.
- Tremble before me, Asgard!
- I am your reckoning!

- Who are you?
- What have you done with Thor?
- I'm Hela.
- I'm just a janitor.
- You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
- How would you like a job?

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki: [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki: [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki: I'm... honored?

- Sad.
- Oh, look, still alive.
- Change of heart?
- Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.
- You evil demoness!
- Let's go see my palace.

- Loyal Sakaarians...
- Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion.
- Sakaarians, take to the skies.
- Bring him down.
- Do not let him leave this planet.

- is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... but you could be more.
- I'll just put this over here for you.
- Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.
- All right,
- I can figure this out.
- It's just another spaceship.

- Most of the stuff in here is fake.
- Or weak.
- Smaller than I thought it would be.
- That's not bad.
- But this...
- The Eternal Flame.

Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

- No!
- No!
- No!
- Get inside!
- In a minute.

- Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.
- Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.
- Listen closely, your majesty.
- This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
- And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
- Bring him in for processing.
- And no one escapes this place.
- So you're gonna die anyway.

- Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
- She didn't dump me, you know.
- I dumped her.
- It was a mutual dumping.
- What's this?
- What are you doing?
- This isn't me.
- Loki.

- It suits you.
- Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
- Maybe not.
- Thank you.
- If you were here,
- I might even give you a hug.
- I'm here.

Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.

- Tell me, brother.
- What were you the god of again?

- Stay!
- Heimdall?
- I'm running short on options.
- Heimdall?
- Um... Skurge?
- Is that important?
- You girls are in for a treat.

- Good luck.
- Handle me? Who are you?
- Loki.
- You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
- Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
- Bye-bye.

- You wanna come?
- You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.
- Why, thank you.
- Here we go.
- Shit.

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished. You're not actually thinking about fighting him, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!
Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!

- the Hulk ever again.
- All right?
- All right.
- Hulk!
- Oh. This is bad.
- Banner! Banner!
- Banner!

- I'm on a different path now.
- This you must face alone.
- I love you, my sons.
- Look at that.
- Remember this place.
- Home.

- but also to execute their vision.
- But mainly to execute people.
- Still, it was a great honor.
- I was Odin's executioner.
- And you shall be my executioner.
- Let's begin our conquest.

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

- That's when I came across a path of death and destruction... which led me all the way here into this cage... where I met you.
- Hmm.
- How much longer do you think we'll be here?

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

- Excuse me.
- Sorry about that.
- These bloody things are everywhere.
- Come on.

Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

- The damage is not too bad.
- As long as the foundations are still strong... we can rebuild this place.
- It will become a haven... for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
- Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.

- I thought it was a big eyebrow.
- It's a crown.
- Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... is rip that thing off your head.
- But Ragnarok has already begun.
- You cannot stop it.

- Quinjet.
- Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
- That's naked.
- He's very naked. Hmm.
- It's in my brain now.
- Quinjet.

- Thor Odinson.
- God of Thunder.
- You can put down the umbrella.

- has stolen the Bifrost sword.
- Tell us where it is... or there will be consequences.
- Bad ones.
- Well?
- You.

- You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand.
- Not even your face.
- You've gone quite mad.
- You'll be executed for this.
- Then I'll see you on the other side, brother.
- All right, I yield.

[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
[Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki: [to himself] I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster: [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away] Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor: [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
[Loki is horrorstruck]

- There's gotta be a gun on this thing.
- That looks like a gun.
- It's my birthday
- It's my birthday
- It's my birthday
- Yeah!

Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

- My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
- By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
- Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
- Please! No!
- No!

- Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising... got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.
- I'll say no more, see what you think.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- I give you...
- Lord of Thunder.

- Surtur destroys Asgard... he destroys Hela, so that our people may live.
- But we need to let him finish the job, otherwise...
- No!
- Hulk, stop, you moron!

Korg: [at Loki] Piss off, ghost!

Valkyrie: The lord of thunder sends his regards!
Korg: The revolution has begun!

Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]

- You are the property of the Grandmaster.
- Congratulations!
- You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds.
- Prepare yourself.
- Prepare yourself.
- You are now meeting the Grandmaster.

[Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard]
Hela: You're in my seat!

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

- Build a statue for me.
- We will build a big statue for you.
- With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
- I will tell Father what you did here today.
- I didn't do it for him.
- I didn't do it for him.

- Good shot!
- Thanks.
- Open the doors.
- Okay.
- I hope that you're tougher than you look.
- Why?

- Let me rephrase that.
- Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
- Probably not, to be honest.
- I wouldn't worry, brother.
- I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

- It won't end there.
- The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
- She'll hunt us down.
- We need to stop her here and now.
- So what do we do?
- I'm not doing "Get Help."

Loki: Your savior is here!

- Hey, man.
- I'm Korg. This is Miek.
- We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here.
- Wanna come?

- Banner, there's something you should know.
- Voice activation required.
- Banner.
- Welcome, strongest Avenger.
- Uh, what?
- Ship's log.

- Heimdall, I know you can see me.
- I need you to help me.
- Help me see.

Grandmaster: [from trailer] It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
Thor: YES!
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

- Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
- I don't help anyone.
- You're a Valkyrie.
- I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
- Choose your next words wisely.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Must be a very painful memory.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Voice activation required.
Bruce: Banner.
Quinjet: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.

- It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance.
- You see...
- I'm not a queen or a monster.
- I'm the Goddess of Death.
- What were you the god of, again?

- Keep drinking, keep hiding.
- But me...
- I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.
- Because that's what...
- Because that's what heroes do.