100 Best Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

- Keep drinking, keep hiding.
- But me...
- I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them.
- Because that's what...
- Because that's what heroes do.

- Heimdall, I know you can see me.
- I need you to help me.
- Help me see.

- Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.
- Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
- Yeah.
- Don't touch anything.

[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor: [copies Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki: [cheers] YES! That's what it feels like!
Loki: [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a big fan of the sport.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

- Wait, I'm sorry.
- I didn't time that right.
- Hmm?
- And, now!
- You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
- I make grave mistakes all the time.
- Everything seems to work out.

- Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
- I don't help anyone.
- You're a Valkyrie.
- I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
- Choose your next words wisely.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Must be a very painful memory.

- Quinjet.
- Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
- That's naked.
- He's very naked. Hmm.
- It's in my brain now.
- Quinjet.

- Sad.
- Oh, look, still alive.
- Change of heart?
- Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.
- You evil demoness!
- Let's go see my palace.

- Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising... got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.
- I'll say no more, see what you think.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- I give you...
- Lord of Thunder.

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

Loki: I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

- Build a statue for me.
- We will build a big statue for you.
- With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
- I will tell Father what you did here today.
- I didn't do it for him.
- I didn't do it for him.

[the Hulk takes on Surtur]
Thor: Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don't smash!
Hulk: But big monster!
Valkyrie: Hulk, let's go!
[Hulk looks at Valkyrie and Thor]
Hulk: Friends.
[goes with Thor and Valkyrie, leaving Surtur behind]

- I'll take it from here.
- I found this in the armory.
- Good luck.
- Your Majesty... don't die.
- You know what I mean.

- I've just felt so guilty,
- I've been carrying him around all day.
- Miek, you're alive!
- He's alive, guys.
- What was your question again, bro?
- Earth it is.

- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
- Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!

- Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.
- You wanted to know who I am?
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You'll see!

- Most of the stuff in here is fake.
- Or weak.
- Smaller than I thought it would be.
- That's not bad.
- But this...
- The Eternal Flame.

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

- Banner, there's something you should know.
- Voice activation required.
- Banner.
- Welcome, strongest Avenger.
- Uh, what?
- Ship's log.

- You say that every time she's here.
- What have you brought today?
- Tell me.
- A contender.
- A what?
- I need to go closer.
- I want a closer look at this.
- Can you take us closer?
- Thank you.

- she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
- We need you.
- I'm working on it.
- But I don't even know where the hell I am.
- You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
- Which one?
- The big one.

Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.

- Stay!
- Heimdall?
- I'm running short on options.
- Heimdall?
- Um... Skurge?
- Is that important?
- You girls are in for a treat.

Loki: Your savior is here!

- I'm on a different path now.
- This you must face alone.
- I love you, my sons.
- Look at that.
- Remember this place.
- Home.

- Your savior is here.
- Did you miss me?
- Everyone, on that ship now.
- Welcome home.
- I saw you coming.
- Of course you did.

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki: ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki: [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor: No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki: [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor: I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki: I'm... honored?

Thor: [aboard the Commodore] Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce: What?
Valkyrie: The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.

- has stolen the Bifrost sword.
- Tell us where it is... or there will be consequences.
- Bad ones.
- Well?
- You.

[first lines]
[Thor is thrown into Muspelheim in chains]
Thor: I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story. Basically, I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth... for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things... but didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage... where I met you.
[looks at a skeleton]

[entering the Vault of Asgard]
Skurge: [awestruck] Asgard's treasures...
Hela: [knocks over the Infinity Gauntlet] Fake! Most of this stuff is fake anyway.
Hela: [looks at the Casket of Ancient Winters] Weak!
Hela: [looks at the Crown of Surtur] That's smaller than I expected.
Hela: [looks at the Tesseract] That's actually... not bad.
Hela: [approaches the Eternal Flame] Now this... this is truly special.

Thor: [to the Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.

- You can't defeat me.
- No, I know.
- But he can.
- No.
- Tremble before me, Asgard!
- I am your reckoning!

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

- Go back!
- Go!

- Hulk trains.
- That's great. Have fun.
- Hey, big guy.
- Angry girl.
- What have you been up to?
- Winning.

- While I'm dealing with Hela,
- I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard.
- How the hell are we supposed to do that?
- I have a man on the ground.
- Asgard.
- She's here.

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

- Surtur's crown, the vault.
- It's the only way.
- Bold move, brother.
- Even for me.
- Shall we?
- After you.

- Are you a fighter?
- Or are you food?
- I'm just passing through.
- It is food.
- On your knees.

- Brother.
- This was your doing.

- Banner, we're friends.
- This is crazy.
- I don't want to hurt you!
- Here we go.

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

- You see?
- No one's going anywhere.
- I'll get that sword... even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.

- Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.
- Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.
- Listen closely, your majesty.
- This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
- And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
- Bring him in for processing.
- And no one escapes this place.
- So you're gonna die anyway.

- Watch out for his fingers.
- They make sparks.
- Okay, this is it.
- Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.

- beloved champion he talks of... but I've heard he is astonishingly savage.
- I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.
- Don't let me down.
- Piss off, ghost!
- He's freaking gone.

[Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard]
Hela: You're in my seat!

- So simple, even a blind man could see it.
- Oh.
- Now you remind me of Dad.
- The stupid dog won't die!

- Loyal Sakaarians...
- Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion.
- Sakaarians, take to the skies.
- Bring him down.
- Do not let him leave this planet.

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

- Good shot!
- Thanks.
- Open the doors.
- Okay.
- I hope that you're tougher than you look.
- Why?

- Hey, man.
- I'm Korg. This is Miek.
- We're gonna jump on that spaceship and get out of here.
- Wanna come?

- Ooh.
- I'm particularly fond of these.
- I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas.
- I even named them.
- Des and Troy.
- You see, when you put them together... they destroy.

- You are the property of the Grandmaster.
- Congratulations!
- You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds.
- Prepare yourself.
- Prepare yourself.
- You are now meeting the Grandmaster.

- Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
- Yes, I am.
- Gonna fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.
- That's exactly what Doug used to say.
- See you later, new Doug.

- What's the matter with you?
- You're embarrassing me!
- I told them we were friends!

[Thor meets Loki, who is tied up]
Loki: Surprise!
[Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage]
Loki: OW!

- Baby.
- Moron! You big child.
- Thor go!
- I am going.
- Thor go again.
- Thor home.

- This is madness.
- Go! Go, now!

- with negligence of duty... but he disappeared before the trial.
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
- Sure.
- Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.

- Skurge, where's the sword?
- That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost.
- Those people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line... round them up.

- That's when I came across a path of death and destruction... which led me all the way here into this cage... where I met you.
- Hmm.
- How much longer do you think we'll be here?

- is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... but you could be more.
- I'll just put this over here for you.
- Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.
- All right,
- I can figure this out.
- It's just another spaceship.

- For Asgard.
- Hela!

Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

- Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
- With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Voice activation required.
Bruce: Banner.
Quinjet: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.

- but also to execute their vision.
- But mainly to execute people.
- Still, it was a great honor.
- I was Odin's executioner.
- And you shall be my executioner.
- Let's begin our conquest.

- It suits you.
- Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
- Maybe not.
- Thank you.
- If you were here,
- I might even give you a hug.
- I'm here.

- We must keep moving!
- Go to the Bifrost!

- Good luck.
- Handle me? Who are you?
- Loki.
- You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
- Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
- Bye-bye.

- We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast.
- So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
- We can't track you in stealth mode... so I need you to help me out. Okay?
- I need you to...

Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really? You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement...
Hela: YOU sound like him.

- What have I done?
- You saved us from extinction.
- Asgard is not a place... it's a people.

- You're just...
- The worst.
- Okay, get up.
- You're in my seat.
- You know,
- Father once told me... that a wise king never seeks out war.
- But must always be ready for it.

- Who are you?
- What have you done with Thor?
- I'm Hela.
- I'm just a janitor.
- You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
- How would you like a job?

- Or we will show you no mercy.
- Whoever I am?
- Did you listen to a word I said?
- This is your last warning!
- I thought you'd be happy to see me.
- Fine.

Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

- I should probably go and help.
- Here, take the wheel.
- No. I don't know how to fly one of these.
- You're a scientist.
- Use one of your PhDs.
- None of them are for flying alien spaceships!

- Yes! That's how it feels!
- I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
- All right. Screw it.
- Oh!
- I know you're in there, Banner.
- I'll get you out!

Loki: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

- My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
- By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
- Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
- Please! No!
- No!

- Asgard was prospering.
- You've ruined everything.
- Ask them.
- Where's Father?
- Did you kill him?
- You had what you wanted.
- You had the independence you asked for.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay. I know exactly where he is.

- Heimdall!
- The sword!
- Here's the difference between us.
- I'm Odin's firstborn... the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
- And you're nothing.

[a chained Thor is dropped from his cage to face Surtur in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you like, half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy...
Thor: [rotates away from Surtur briefly] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotates again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own!

- It won't end there.
- The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
- She'll hunt us down.
- We need to stop her here and now.
- So what do we do?
- I'm not doing "Get Help."

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.

- Hulk like raging fire.
- Thor like smoldering fire.
- Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
- Hmm?
- Angry girl.
- What's going on?
- What are you...

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished. You're not actually thinking about fighting him, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!
Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!

- What?
- Hey, big guy.
- The sun's getting real low.
- That's it.
- The sun's going down.
- I won't hurt you anymore.
- No one will.

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie: So what do we do?
Loki: I'm not doing 'get help'.