Top 100 Quotes From Thor

Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.
Clint: Yeah? Get in line.

Natasha: Thor, report on the Hulk.
Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims!
[Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]
Thor: But not the screams of the dead, of course. No, no... wounded screams... mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and... gout.

Thor: [arrives at the prison breakout] Return to your cells, and no harm will come to you! You have my word!
[gets struck]
Thor: Very well, you do not have my word.
[attacks]

Thor: [from trailer] These hands were once used for battle. Now they're but humble tools for peace. I need to figure out exactly who I am. I want to choose my own path, live in the moment. My superhero-ing days are over.

Ultron: [Thor has dropped Mjolnir while fighting Ultron, who is presently choking him] You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early, and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as there is life in my breast...
[He's losing oxygen]
Thor: I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Looks past Ultron, and Ultron turns to see why]
Vision: [the Vision hits Ultron away with Mjolnir and returns it to Thor] It's terribly well balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

Thor: Where is the Tesseract?
Loki: [laughs] I missed you too.
Thor: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
Loki: Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy did the Allfather have to muster to conjure you here, your precious Earth?
Thor: I thought you dead.
Loki: Did you mourn?
Thor: We all did. Our father...
Loki: YOUR father! He DID tell you my true parentage, did he not?
Thor: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
Loki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss, I who was and should be king!
Thor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No, the Earth is under MY protection, Loki!
Loki: [laughs] And you're doing a marvelous job with that! The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?
Thor: You think yourself above them?
Loki: Well, yes.
Thor: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. A throne would suit you ill.
Loki: I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odin's Son, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...
Thor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?
Loki: I AM a king!
Thor: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this pointless dream!... You come home.
[pause]
Loki: ...I don't have it.
[Thor threatens Loki with his hammer]
Loki: You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off, I know not where.
Thor: You listen well, brother. I...
[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]
Loki: I'm listening.

The: A world restored, love blossoming. As children, both human and Asgardian, say, together, they lived happily ever after. Wait, what?
Thor: Huh?
[an army of androids suddenly appear in front of Thor]
The: Oh, dear. Perhaps I spoke too soon.
[an Ultron-like being with the Infinity Stones on his chest appears, revealing himself to be Vision]

[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.

Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something...
Frigga: No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future - not mine.

Korg: [narration] Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. And although they were from different worlds, somehow, it just made sense. And together they embarked on a journey of love.
[pause]
Korg: Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior. And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
[as Jane sleeps, Thor talks to Mjolnir]
Thor: She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. I love you too, buddy.
[Thor pats Mjolnir before walking away. Mjolnir briefly glows]
Korg: [narration] And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
[pause]
Korg: Thor set his sights toward a future and all it might hold. But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life. And although Jane didn't want to admit it, she was scared of loss as well.
[pause]
Korg: And so, they built walls between them. Thor got busy saving humanity. And Jane got busy doing the same. Real busy. And eventually, the space between them grew and grew until it became too wide to bear. Something had to give.
Jane: I have to stay up all night to go through this data, okay?
Thor: And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
Jane: There's two plates!
Thor: It's two plates and two forks!
Korg: [narration] And then, one night, it did give. Jane wrote a note. And Thor read that note. And their legend suddenly became myth. Or so they thought.

Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.

Gorr: You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor: 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

Loki: [aboard a Dark Elf ship] I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.
Thor: [looking at the controls, clearly lost] I said 'how hard could it be.'

[last lines]
Odin: One son who wanted the throne too much, and other who will not take it. Is this my legacy?
Thor: Loki died with honour. I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?
[offers the hammer]
Odin: It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.
Thor: I shall try to be.
Odin: I can not give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.
Thor: I know.
[turns to leave]
Odin: If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.
Thor: Thank you, Father.
[leaves]
Loki: [appears from Odin's guise] No... thank you.

Thor: Technically, you have to actually die in the battle itself, to get to Valhalla.
Sif: Oh, shit!
Thor: Don't worry, your arm is probably in Valhalla.

Thor: Hammer! Hammer!
Darcy: Yeah, we can tell you're hammered.

[a megalith appears to fight Thor]
Sif: All yours...
Thor: [walks up to the monster] Hello
[Monster roars]
Thor: I accept your surrender.
[Crowd howls with laughter. Thor smashes up the monster]
Thor: Anyone else?
[the Marauders all surrender]
Fandral: Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Dr. Stephen Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

Thor: Hey, is that the Necrosword? That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Gorr: Then you know this is going to hurt.

Jane: [Jane's phone rings on Svartalheim with a rap song coming from it and Jane looks confusedly at Thor]
Thor: It's not me.

Loki: Thor! After all this time now you come to visit me! Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?
Thor: Loki, enough! No more illusions.
[illusion fades, everything in sight is broken, Loki is sitting on the ground looking devastated]
Loki: Now you see me, brother!

[after Strange unleashes a trio of dragons on Ultron]
Thor: What? You've been hiding that the entire time?

Thor: [about Frigga] You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki: Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?
Thor: What good were you in your cell?
Loki: Who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?
Thor: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL!
[pins Loki]
Thor: [lets go of Loki] She wouldn't want us to fight.
Loki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor: [smiles] I wish I could trust you.
Loki: [whispers] Trust my rage.

Thor: Val!
- We gotta get her out of here!
- Hey. I got you.
- Hey, guys, we're here.
- Come on, let's go.
- Stormbreaker, take us home.

Thor: [about The Vision] If he can wield the Hammer, he can keep the Stone.

Thor: [about Mjolnir] Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: [pauses] That's a nice way of putting it.

Thor: Once we bring the children back, we shall feast!
[everyone cheers]
Thor: ...Not on them!
[everyone goes quiet]
Thor: We don't do that any more. That is a dark part of our history.

Jane: [says her catchphrase] Catchphrase!
Thor: W-w-w-wait, is that your new catchphrase?
Korg: I dunno. The word "catchphrase" actually sounds like a pretty cool catchphrase.

[Thor is in a cloak]
Zeus: Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps]
Korg: Ohh!
Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!
[the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor]
Jane: Should we help him?
Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?

Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She's quite clever, your mortal. She doesn't know it yet, but she studies the Convergence as well. Even...
[Stops short]
Thor: What?
Heimdall: I can't see her

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Tony: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with.
Tony: Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Tony: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way, tourist.

[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...]
Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent] I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: What?
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor: Goodbye.
[Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent: [having heard Thor] "Goodbye?" I just got back.

Thor: [on his screaming goats] If nothing else they're good for meat!
[the goats shut up]
Thor: ...meeting new people. They're a great conversation starter.

Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?

Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

Thor: [to Gorr] You've won. Why should I spend my last moments with you, when I can spend them with her?
[goes to Jane]

[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane: Put him on the bed.
Erik: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

Loki: [turns Thor into Sif] Mmm, brother, you look ravishing!
Thor: It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.
Loki: Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much.
[turns into Captain America]
Loki: Oh, this is much better. Costume's a bit much... so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America...

[Captain America throws his shield between Iron Man and Thor, stopping their fight in the woods]
Steve: Hey! That's enough!
[Captain America looks at Thor]
Steve: Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.
Thor: I've come here to put and end to Loki's schemes!
Steve: Then prove it! Put the hammer down.
Tony: Um, yeah, no! Bad call! He loves his hammer!
[Thor knocks Iron Man back with his hammer]
Thor: [to Cap] You want me to put the hammer down?
[Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at him, blocking Thor's blow. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave, knocking Thor off his feet]
Steve: Are we done here?

Nick: You think you could make Loki tell us where the Tesseract is?
Thor: I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield. It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me. There's no pain would prise his need from him.
Nick: A lot of guys think that. Until the pain starts.
Thor: What are you asking me to do?
Nick: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?
Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick: Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat that wants to be here?

Thor: Hey, kids.
- I knew he'd come.
- Go!
- Go, kids!
- Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
- Good to see you in person, buddy.
- Good to see you.

Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

Valkyrie: This team of yours, it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!

[Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Welcome. Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Thor, God of Thunder.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Son of Odin.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet: Access denied.
[pause]
Thor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet: Welcome, Point Break.

Thor: The name is Thor, with a T, and an R, and an O. And a H. Not in that order.

Grandmaster: [from trailer] It's main event time. And now, I give you your Incredible, Astonishingly Savage...
[the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]
Thor: YES!
[everyone in the stadium looks confused]
Thor: Hey, hey! We know each other! He's a friend from work! Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer like, yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, he's alive! Can you believe it? He's up there. Hey Loki! Look who it is!

[after fighting off Ultron drones]
Thor: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
[Ultron laughs, and summons more drones]
Steve: You had to ask...
Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
[Battle ensues]

Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki] FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.
Thor: Only if I die.
Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Peter: [from trailer] Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
[Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes]
Peter: Not me!
Thor: What? Just listening.

Peggy: [watching Zola confront Killmonger] Is that Arnim Zola?
Natasha: Hydra never died. It just mutated.
Thor: Well, that explains the stomach-face.

Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

Thor: [to a doctor who put an IV on him] How dare you attack the son of Odin!

[Thor has the children grab their weapons]
Thor: Today is a day that will go down in history. Today is a day they will talk about for generations to come. Today, we are Space Vikings! Present... arms!
[the children hold out their weapons as Thor holds up Zeus' lightning bolt]
Thor: Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, and shall possess... for limited time only, the power... of Thor!
[with lightning formed on his right hand, Thor energizes the children's weapons]
Thor: General Axl, lead your army to that axe.
Axl: We shall do our worst. For Asgard.

[the Hulk takes on Surtur]
Thor: Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don't smash!
Hulk: But big monster!
Valkyrie: Hulk, let's go!
[Hulk looks at Valkyrie and Thor]
Hulk: Friends.
[goes with Thor and Valkyrie, leaving Surtur behind]

[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments]
Zeus: You're next, Odinson!
[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus]
Thor: That is the sound of lightning!

Gorr: Call the axe!
Thor: I'll call the axe when you call a dentist!

Thor: [to Valkyrie] You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

Rocket: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is
Thor: Well, he's never fought me.
Rocket: Yeah, he has.
Thor: He's never fought me twice.

Steve: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve: An army. From outer space.
Bruce: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

[spoiler]
Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am.
Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [starts crying] I'm totally from the future.

Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
Rocket: Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?
Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?
[Thor walks away]
Rocket: [mutters] Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.

Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Clint: We can't bring her back.
Thor: I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
Clint: Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
Bruce: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve: We will

Loki: [tries to steer the boat into a tiny crevice in the mountain wall] If it were easy, everyone would do it.
Thor: Are you mad?
Loki: Possibly.

[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it]
Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
[Hela crushes the hammer]

Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished. You're not actually thinking about fighting him, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!
Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!

Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]

Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

Steve: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?
Bruce: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Tony: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunnelling effect.
Bruce: Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.
Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English.
Steve: Is that what just happened?
[Stark and Banner shake hands]
Tony: It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce: Thanks.
Nick: [to Stark] Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him.
Steve: Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.
Nick: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.
Steve: I do!
[Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]
Steve: I understood that reference.

Thor: I will tell Father you died with honour.
Loki: I didn't do it for him.

[Tony tries to lift the Mjölnir]
Tony: Alright so if I lift it then I rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony: I will be reinstituting prima nocta.

Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!

[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor: [copies Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki: [cheers] YES! That's what it feels like!
Loki: [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a big fan of the sport.

Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]

Thor: [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself during the final battle with Thanos] I knew it!

Thor: You think me strange?
Jane: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane: I'm not sure yet...

Thor: You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?
Darcy: [frightened, pulls out a taser] New Mexico?
Thor: You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?
[Darcy tasers him]
Darcy: [to Jane] What? He was freaking me out!

Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.

[council of war]
Heimdall: We need to find a way out of Asgard, to the Dark World. There are paths between the realms known only to a few...
Thor: Known only to ONE, actually.

Thor: Not the hair!

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

Thor: King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. Tell of the time that Thor, and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, turned the tide of the battle, and etched their names in history. For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
Peter: Here it comes...
Thor: This ends here and now!

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

Loki: [holds up his shackles] You still don't trust me?
Thor: Would you?
[releases Loki]
Loki: ...No, I wouldn't!
[stabs Thor]

Agent: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane: Stolen!
Agent: Borrowed.
[Correcting her, and in a jovial tone]
Agent: Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.
Thor: [Pulling Jane close to his side] Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
Jane: Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent: Wait, we need to debrief you!

[Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]
Sif: I've got this completely under control!
Thor: Is that why everything's on fire?

Jane: -Quite a reunion, huh?
Thor: -You're telling me.
Jane: What's it been? Like, three, four years?
Thor: Eight years, seven months, and six days.
Jane: [raises eyebrows inquisitively]
Thor: I haven't forgotten...

Thor: Why have you done this?
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!

Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.

[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
[Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki: [to himself] I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster: [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away] Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor: [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
[Loki is horrorstruck]

[at a retirement home]
Loki: [in a dark suit] I left him right here.
Thor: [in casual wear] You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?
Loki: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!
Thor: Well, you're dressed like one.

[from trailer]
Loki: After all this time, now you come to visit me, brother? Why? To mock?
Thor: I need your help. And I wish I could trust you...
Loki: If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for.

Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Nick: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?

Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.
Peter: The Avengers?
Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.
Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?
Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.

The: [closing narration] A world restored, love blossoming. As children, both human and Asgardian, say, together, they lived happily ever after. Wait, what?
Thor: Huh?
The: [as a bunch of drones come out of a portal] Oh, dear. Perhaps I spoke too soon.
[emerging from the portal is a hybrid of Ultron and Vision with the Infinity Stones on him]