20 Best Bruce Banner Quotes

Steve: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?
Bruce: He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Tony: Unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunnelling effect.
Bruce: Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.
Tony: Finally, someone who speaks English.
Steve: Is that what just happened?
[Stark and Banner shake hands]
Tony: It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce: Thanks.
Nick: [to Stark] Dr. Banner is only here to track the cube. I was hoping you might join him.
Steve: Let's start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.
Nick: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.
Steve: I do!
[Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]
Steve: I understood that reference.

Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce: Is that a person?
Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!

Bruce: [to Shang-Chi] Welcome to the circus.

Natasha: Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
Bruce: Well, THOSE I actively try to avoid.
Natasha: This is the Tesseract.
[she shows him a photo of the Tesseract on her cell phone]
Natasha: It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.
Bruce: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?
Natasha: Well, he wants you to find it. It's been taken. It omits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be.
Bruce: So Fury isn't after the monster?
Natasha: Not that he's told me.
Bruce: And he tells you everything?
Natasha: Talk to Fury, he needs you on this.
Bruce: He needs me in a cage?
Natasha: No one's gonna put you in a...
Bruce: STOP LYING TO ME!
[cringing back, Natasha quickly grabs her gun and points it at Banner]
Bruce: I'm sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do. Why don't we do this the easy way, where you don't use that, and the other guy doesn't make a mess? Okay?
[Natasha, still wary, doesn't lower her gun]
Bruce: Natasha?
Natasha: [she lowers her gun and speaks into her earpiece to the SHIELD agents who are surrounding the building outside] Stand down. We're good here.
Bruce: [Banner looks at Natasha in amusement] Just you and me?

[Banner is trying to Hulk out while fighting Obsidion in the Hulkbuster armor]
Bruce: Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
Hulk: NOOOO!
Bruce: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!

Thor: Hela, the goddess of death, has invaded Asgard! And you and I had a fight.
Bruce: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Bruce: That doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true!

[Thor appears with Stormbreaker]
Bruce: [laughs with joy] You guys are so screwed now!

Steve: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve: An army. From outer space.
Bruce: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.

Tony: You know, I've got a cluster of shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart.
[Stark points at the mini-arc reactor in his chest]
Tony: This stops it. This little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a... terrible privilege.
Bruce: But you can control it.
Tony: Because I learned how.
Bruce: It's different.
[Banner tries to read the computer screen, but Stark slides the data aside with his finger so the two can see face-to-face]
Tony: Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you.
Bruce: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy... saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?
Tony: I guess we'll find out.
[Banner and Stark get back to work at their respective computers]
Bruce: You might not like that.
Tony: You just might.

[after credits, Bruce Banner awakes]
Tony: I'm sorry, did I disturb your selective napping?
Bruce: I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. It's not my department.
Tony: Your training?
Bruce: My temperament.

[Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]
Bruce: So... this all seems horrible.
Black: I've seen worse.
Bruce: Sorry.
Black: No, we could... use... a little worse.

Clint: We can't bring her back.
Thor: I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
Clint: Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
Bruce: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve: We will

[Banner places his hand on the Quinjet's handprint scanner]
Quinjet: Voice activation required.
Bruce: Banner.
Quinjet: Welcome, Strongest Avenger.

Spider: Hey, relax. I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Bruce: Oh, yeah? Well, then, what the hell happened to the neighborhood?

Steve: Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce: That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.
[Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan]

Loki: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Natasha: Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute. It's going to get a little hard to breathe.
[as the Helicarrier starts to power up, Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner walk to the edge]
Steve: Is this a submarine?
Bruce: Really? They want me submerged in a pressurized metal container?
[Rogers and Banner stand at the edge and they look over as the Helicarrier starts to slowly rise out of the ocean to fly]
Bruce: [smiles] Oh, no, this is MUCH worse!
[Rogers hands $10 to Fury]

Bruce: [after the Cloak saves Peter] Heck yeah, cape!

Bruce: [on Loki] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Thor: [aboard the Commodore] Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce: What?
Valkyrie: The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.