The Best Yellowstone, Season 2, Episode 8 Quotes

Rip: God, I wish they'd come back to life so I could kill 'em again.
Beth: That would be what you wish.

- Turns out he's just a big Teddy bear.
- Who knew?
Rip: Tell ya what.
- I'm gonna work with you on this horse.
- We're gonna sort it out.
- Make him the best horse we got around here.

- John, you need to watch out here 'cause another one's coming.
- If he sees deputies outside your place, it'll be me he's after next.
- I can get state police...
- Nothing would please me more than them coming on my ranch.
- I'll leave the gate open.

- But I was built to go through hell, Beth.
- Yeah, you were.
- Where are you going?
- Back to the bunkhouse.
- Before I get used to this.
- Well, the doctor said to stay in bed.

- Feel like you'd be better off taking a bicycle.
- We can throw some training wheels on it for ya there, Jimmy.
- Hardy har har.
- What the fuck does that mean?
- What the fuck does that mean?
- It's like a sarcastic laugh.

- For 10,000 years.
- Then John dutton's grandfather built a house on it.
- Called it theirs.
- Maybe we'll sleep here again, someday.
Beth: What are they doing?
- I think they call that
- "coveting" in the Bible.

- He's got 'em hangered here at the airfield in billings.
- He used his own plane...
- Sir?
- Nothing.
- I'll take it from here.
- Yes, sir.

John: Kayce.
- Shit.
Monica: Well, then there's the downside of having three generations on the same ranch.
John: Kayce.
- Get dressed.

- What are you up to?
- I'm gonna finish what they started with you, honey.
- Your smoothie, miss Beth.
- Bless you.

- Maybe you want to repay her debt?
- How good do you suck?
[Laughs] I'm just fucking with you, Jimmy.
- Another grand and she's off the hook.
- I just gave you all the money I have.
- That looks like it's worth something.

- How you feelin', honey?
- Like I just left the fucking spa, dad.

- Is ray here?
- Got any cigarettes?
- No. No cigarettes. Is ray here?
- Well, well, well.
- What have we here?

- Don't judge us for the way we protect the thing we're giving you.
- I'm notjudging.
- I just, uh...
- I don't understand this place.
- I wouldn't try doing that, either.

- Just say it.
- So we can figure out how to do it.
- Say it.
- What do you want me to say?
- I want you to say that we should kill them.
- Is that what you want?

- It's a holiday on the reservation.
- And we are very far from the reservation.
- It's a field trip.
- I'll be home late.
- How late?
- Real late.

- Bank teller: Would you like an envelope for that?
- No. Thank you.

- I wanna do it.
Kayce: You'll get your chance, buddy.
- This takes a lot of practice.
- Moment of truth.

- Where's ray?
- Smells like your new cook doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
- I'm the new cook.
- And I know exactly what I'm doing, quitter.
- Well? Where is it?

- Get dressed.
- Where am I going?
- I don't know.
- Get in the back.

- Monica...
- This won't do.
- What won't do?
- You not speaking to me.
- It's like we're right back where we started.
- What happened to your sister?

- Officer: It's obviously a tribal matter.
- A tribal employee on tribal land.
- Donnie: He was shot on a country road.
- It's a fucking county issue.
- We'll see what the chairman thinks.
- You do that.

- Of all the problems he has right now, this is the smallest.
- Thank you.
- We're gonna need to get a bigger apartment if we keep doing this every night.
- You better start looking...

- Try to forgive yourself and move on.
- That's all you can do.
- Do you forgive me?
- I'm your brother, Jamie.
- You didn't answer my question.
- Yeah, I did.

- Lecturing me on how I behave in front of the school teacher would be a mistake, daddy.
- What are we gonna tell Jason's parents?
- Jason's family is not my concern, sweetheart.
- You are.

- Sure. What kind of smoothie?
- Two scoops of ice cream, three shots of vodka...
Gator: Two scoops, three shots. Got it.
- And would you mind bringing it to me on the porch?
Gator: Of course.
- Please.

Beth: You should see the other guy.

- Well, we were just getting started.
Rip: You know what,
- I'll take care of him, sir, all right?
- I said easy.
- Yeah, well,
- Tate will look out for me, won't you, Tate, huh?
- Go on, run over there.

- As much as it fuckin' astonishes me, someone will love you.
- And you'll love somebody.
- And I can't wait to take that from you.
- Even if I have to kill it with my bare hands,
- I will take it from you.

- I understand your father better now, being here on this ranch.
- You, too,
- I think.
- That's interesting.
- When I'm here, I understand me less.

- He runs this thing with his children.
[Shouting] I said...
[Calmer] All the way.
- All right.
- So who do you wanna start with?
- The one he loves the most.

- when it all go down who's gonna ride with me?
- When it all go down who's gonna ride with me?
- When it all go down who's gonna ride with me?
- When it all go down who's gonna ride with me?
- Put your fists up like this.
- Make some noise if you're proud to be who you are today, fam.

- or the reservation?
- No, I can't tell you that.
- Give us a chance.
- That's all I ask.
- Can you do that?
- I can do that.

- Excuse me.
- I'm all turned around.
- This road here lead to the park?
- No, should've stayed on 89...

- You should see the other guy.
- Excuse me.

Monica: This place isn't a home, Kayce. It's a giant Alamo.

- I'm the one who's doing it.
- I know some people in la...
- No. Nobody from anywhere.
- If I need your help, either one of you,
- I'll expect you to give it.
- No questions asked.

- I think that's the first time
- I've ever seen you be outfoxed.
- I'm not outfoxed.
- He asked me to give it a chance,
- Tate's playing with his...
- New fucking horse.
- O utfoxed.

- Are you gonna ride him today?
- Probably not today, buddy.
- Tomorrow?
- Can't be in a hurry with horses, buddy.
- The day after tomorrow?

- Hey.
- Hey.
- God, I wish they would come back to life so I could kill 'em again.
- That would be why you wish.

Teal: [Over phone]
- Tell you what, I'll call you back later.
- Ahhh!

- than I did all last year.
- Yeah, well, just take it easy.
Rip: I will.
- We're starting to have a few too many things in common, big fella.
- You got any more of them pain pills left over?
- If I take any more banamine,
- I'm gonna fucking whinnie.

- What a surprise.
- Jackson hole?
- During the day.
- In the square.
- For all the world to see.
- Looking forward to it.

- Hey, we should wait for everyone else.
- Grandpa never makes me wait.
- You're waiting.
- If you wait for everyone to sit at this table, you'll never eat.
- Told ya.