The Best Yellowstone, Season 3, Episode 1 Quotes

- Don't worry about that wolf, mamas.
- I won't let him get to you.

John: Know what dreams are? It's your memories and your imagination all mixed together into this soup of what's real and what's made up. But the thing about this soup is: you can change the ingredients, Tate.

- You know, I can understand you being wary, bunch of city folks wandering in your field.
- I apologize.
- Why don't you come by the resort and have dinner, on us?
- After all, you're going to be neighbors, it's best if we all get along.

- Would you do that for me?
- Of course.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Monica?
- Stairs are back there.
- Thanks.

- It's as free as a man can be.
- Makes you wonder...
- Who's gonna feed this world when there's none of us left?
[Chuckles] Nobody, Lloyd.
- The world's just gonna go hungry.
- Zorro, Pedro...

- I'm gonna head back to the ranch.
- You guys good?
- Yeah.
- Enjoy.
- This how they used to do it, grandpa?
- Just like this.
- Why don't you run up there, see if you can steal some of Lloyd's kindling?

- Uh, have you thought about your replacement?
- Give me till next week.
- Thank you, John.
- I won't forget this.
- I won't let you.
- I'm sure you won't.

- Thank you.
- Just kidding.
- Oops.
- Let me pour you another.
- No, no, no, you don't.
- I'll take that one. Come here, honey.

- I'm saying, maybe he's not the enemy we think he is.
- When there's one thing that two men want, they can either share it or be enemies.
- Are you suggesting we share it?
- Suggesting things isn't my job, chairman.
- That's yours.

- You're trespassing!
- Trespassing!
- What?
- Get out of our fucking river!
- I can't. That would be trespassing.
- This fucking guy...

- And that means I want wall tents set up and I want that Chuck wagon up fucking wind or you'll be sleeping with the goddamn grizzlies.
- And you...
- You're supposed to keep a cap on these morons.
- Act your fucking age, would you, Lloyd?

Lloyd: Makes you wonder... who's gonna feed this world when there's none of us left?
John: Nobody, Lloyd. The world's just gonna go hungry.

- I'm, uh...
- I'm sorry about the commission.
- It's just not me.
- You're my son.
- I know exactly who you are.
- And don't you ever be sorry for it.

- How did you make him stop?
- My boyfriend put his head through a wall, then I smashed his skull with an eight-pound ashtray.
- New boyfriend.
- Big-ass ashtray.
- It's just a thought.

- They will kill your brother and steal your child and pollute everything you love.
- And you'll never notice because you're so hypnotized by a world that doesn't exist.
[Sighs] Well...
- What a waste of my fucking time.

- Tate, Tate, stop.
- It's okay, it's okay. Stop.
- Don't say it.
- I don't have to.
- I can't say it any better than that.
- It's okay.
- Just... just go back to sleep, son, okay?

- Just stay off our fucking land, okay?
- Yes, ma'am.
- I'll stay off your fucking land.
- I promise.
- Thanks for the talk!
- You're the most interesting thing that's happened to me today.
- You should analyze that.

- You can trust him to be exactly what he is.
- Jamie will always do what is best for himself, dad.
- And he will use that office to become popular with his constituents.
- His constituents are ranchers.
- What's good for their ranches is good for ours.

- and the court could nullify any agreement suggested or implied.
- Are you saying I'm incapable of understanding you when you speak?
- Unclear at the moment.
- But I can assure you this...
- When I'm done, my client's position will be perfectly clear.

- You're done. Let's go.
- Lloyd, let's get them mules out of the field.
- Let's clean up that Chuck wagon.
- We're running a spike camp this summer, understand?
- Ethan, let's go.
- Wait, what's a spike camp?

Colby: [to Jimmy] Take into consideration that you gotta have a brain in order to get it concussed. So, you'll be all right.

- You gonna be back by tonight?
- Yeah, it doesn't...
- Doesn't take long to quit something, son.
- I'll be back by noon.
- Let's go.
- Here. You'll dress in the car.

- You know, houses are like boats: They need to be christened.
- Well, the thought's crossed my mind.
- To your new house.
- Mmm.

- They have a cease and desist order.
- State court has no authority here.
- Get them out of here.
- State court didn't issue it.
- Circuit court out of Helena.

Beth: [spills her drink down her chest] Oops. Let me pour you another.
Rip: No. No you don't. I'll take that one.

- Well, shit, we'll just do it like the old days: Grab a Chuck wagon, bring it out here and we'll babysit 'em all summer long.
- It's not the worst idea.
- The fuck?
- Who the fuck are they?