The Best Arthur Duncan Quotes

Det. Ron Harris: All right, come on, Duncan, step inside here
Arthur: Weren't you in charge last time ?
Det. Ron Harris: Just get in here
William Krebs aka Bingo the Clown: That's him. That's the guy who robbed me
Arthur: Hey, you must be mistaking me for some other clown, Clown ! Ooh, sorry.

Det. Ron Harris: Uh, Barn
Capt. Barney Miller: Yeah?
Det. Ron Harris: You, uh, you remember Arthur Duncan here ?
Capt. Barney Miller: Back again Duncan ? What was it the last time, ripping off the Salvation Army wasn't it?
Det. Ron Harris: Mm-Hmm
Capt. Barney Miller: Before that ? uh...
Det. Ron Harris: Assaulting the handicap
Capt. Barney Miller: Right.
Arthur: So, you all are looking well
Capt. Barney Miller: What happened ?
Det. Ron Harris: Well, when we drove up in front of the theater, we found Arthur here pinned against the ticket booth by one Mr. Jingles and Woof-Woof the Wonder Dog
Arthur: A Great Dane wearing a derby, very funny .
Capt. Barney Miller: So, you're up to clowns now, huh, Duncan?
Arthur: Well, I can't help it. My--My father never took me to the circus . Well, maybe it was the boat show
Capt. Barney Miller: Take his statement
Det. Ron Harris: Uh, Circus Boy, take a seat over there, huh?
Arthur: Yeah, sure, right