The Best Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 3, Episode 5 Quotes

Pablo: Fuck Kelly, shit's about to get loco up in this bitch. And even though the Jefe would never admit it, he can't defeat this evil without me.
Kelly: You're right; he'd never admit that.

Pablo: [Covered in blood] Mi nombre es Pablo Simon Bolivar y yo soy el Brujo Especial!
[laughs]

Brandy: He's tearing apart; he's dying!
Kelly: Give me my Pablo back, you fuck!

Ash: Brandy, I know I'm a crappy father. But, I'm also a crappy liar. I've always told you the truth, even if it sounds creepy and weird. I mean, how do you make this shit up?

Pablo: How about a ride on the Pablo 'stache, Kelly?
Kelly: Not tall enough!

Kelly: Fuck with my Pablo, fuck with me. And I am done being fucked with, Ruby.

Sheriff: [Ash opens the trunk of his car to reveal a bloody and crying Baby Ash] What the hell is this?
Ash: [laughs] I know this looks bad but trust me, that cute little kid is a demon and not long ago he was running around inside a headless corpse of some Scandinavian woman.
Baby: He hurted me.
Ash: [Brandishing the back of his hand to imply he may backhand Baby Ash] I should've.

Ash: You keep your hands off of my boomstick, you got that?

Ash: What is that dastardly Ruby up to now?