The Best Bill Quotes

Bill: Remember when we broke up and I said, "It's not you. It's me"?
Charlie: Yes! And I believe you now.

Bill: It's me!
Charlie: Me, who?
Charlie: [long pause while he stares at the "stranger"] Nooooo.
Bill: Yes.
Charlie: Jill?
Bill: Bill.
Charlie: Noooooo!

Bill: You haven't changed.
Charlie: I wish I could say the same.