The Best Brody McKenna Quotes

Principal: Mr. and Mrs Simpson, these are Brody and Madison McKenna. Their daughter is on Bart's class.
Brody: Mr. Simpson, your son engaged in unwanted mouth contact with our daughter.
Marge: They kissed?
Madison: On the slide.
Homer: That's all that happened, and I got to miss a day of work? Thank you!
Madison: Mr. Simpson, I'm a high-class lawyer, and my husband is a district attorney, and we're not happy.
Homer: Maybe you should get easier jobs.