The Best Madison McKenna Quotes

Madison: Unless you make this school an affection-free environment, we'll sue you to the last dime.
Principal: [holds up dime] Here it is.
Madison: And we'll make you wish your son was ever born.
Homer: Already half way there, lady.

Principal: Mr. and Mrs Simpson, these are Brody and Madison McKenna. Their daughter is on Bart's class.
Brody: Mr. Simpson, your son engaged in unwanted mouth contact with our daughter.
Marge: They kissed?
Madison: On the slide.
Homer: That's all that happened, and I got to miss a day of work? Thank you!
Madison: Mr. Simpson, I'm a high-class lawyer, and my husband is a district attorney, and we're not happy.
Homer: Maybe you should get easier jobs.