The Best Buck McCoy Quotes

Buck: [narrating the his clips] In the '50s, I did a TV show. It only lasted a year, but we did 360 episodes, all of them great. I did the commercials myself.

[Buck's house is garnished with steakhouse paraphernalia]
Bart: Wow. It's like you're living in a steakhouse.
Buck: Why, thank you. Most people just mutter that.

Marge: I'm not sure I approve of selling whiskey to children.
Buck: Well that ad was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
Marge: Oh...

Buck: in seemed the 70s it seemed westerns were out and detective shows were in all they had me do was shoot hippies.

Buck: [mounting his horse indoors] To the laundry room! Yee-haw!
[the horse moves a few inches forward, and Buck dismounts]
Buck: Here we are.

Marge: You know, you have to stop drinking?
Buck: What do you care?
Marge: I don't know. I just naturally I assumed that it was any of my business.