Top 50 Quotes From Carrie Fisher

Marie: Someone is staring at you in "personal growth".

[Referring to Vader]
Princess: But, why must you confront him?
Luke: Because, there is good in him. I've felt it. He won't turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try.

Leia: I know what you're gonna say. I changed my hair.
Luke: It's nice that way.

Princess: The cave is collapsing.
Han: This is no cave.

Carol: He can't come out until he resembles the man that I married.
Art: Carol, We don't have that kind of time.

Luke: If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.
Princess: Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I don't understand and could never have.
Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force runs strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. And... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
Princess: I know. Somehow, I've always known.

[repeated line]
Princess: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

Poe: Permission to hop in an X-Wing and blow something up?
Leia: Permission granted.

Stormtrooper: Don't move!
[Han glances nervously at Leia... who subtly reveals the blaster hidden at her side]
Han: I love you.
Princess: [smiles] I know.

Leia: [slaps Poe Dameron] You're demoted.

Luke: [to R2-D2] Nothing can make me change my mind.
Leia: [R2-D2 plays Leia's message] Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire...
Luke: [sarcastically] That was a cheap move.

Han: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.

Marie: Restaurants are to people in the 80's what theatres were to people in the 60's. I read that in a magazine.
Jess: I wrote that.
Marie: Get out of here.
Jess: I did, I wrote that.
Marie: Where did I read that?
Jess: New York magazine
Harry: Sally writes for New York magazine

Princess: Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Grand: Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.
Princess: I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.
Grand: Princess Leia, before your execution, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that'll make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.
Princess: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Grand: Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that'll be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.

Princess: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
Han: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.

Princess: [annoyed] Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!
Han: [shocked] Who's scruffy-looking?

Princess: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...
Grand: [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?
Princess: ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
Grand: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.
Princess: WHAT?
Grand: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

Phyllis: People think insomnia is a laughing matter, but it's hell. If I don't get some sleep soon, I'll just... I'll go crazy! You've got to help me, Dr. Crane?
[She hears no answer]
Phyllis: Dr. Crane? Hey, I'm talking here!

Leia: Never underestimate a droid.

Han: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they've activated the energy shield.
Han: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

Princess: General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
[pause]
Ben: [to Luke] You must learn the ways of the Force, if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
Luke: Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've gotta get *home*, it's late, I'm in for it as it is!
Ben: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.
Luke: Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.
Ben: That's your uncle talking.

Annette: Get your meat hooks off of him, Your Highness, he's my guy!
Princess: Wait a minute! You got me all wrong! I'm no cheap tramp from tomorrow! I'm no space slut!

Leia: You know, no matter how much we fought... I've always hated watching you leave.
Han: That's why I did it. So you'd miss me.
Leia: I did miss you.

Marie: Tell me I'll never have to be out there again.
Jess: You will never have to be out there again.

Han: Who are you?
Princess: Someone who loves you.

Princess: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?

Sheldon: [sneaking up to a house] I don't understand what we're doing.
James: Shhhh!
Sheldon: Whose house is this?
James: Carrie Fisher. And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run.
[he rings the doorbell, and they run for it]
Carrie: [storms out with a baseball bat] It's not funny anymore, James!
James: Then why am I laughing?

Leia: They're getting closer.
Han: Oh, yeah? Watch this.
[he throws the hyperdrive lever, the engine sputters and dies]
Leia: Watch what?
Han: I think we're in trouble.
C: If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to lightspeed!
Han: We're in trouble!

Snap: We're getting reports of a raid at the Festival of Ancestors.
Leia: This mission is everything. We cannot fail. Any word from Rey?
Snap: Falcon's not responding.
Rose: Do you have to say it like that?
Snap: Like what?
Leia: Do me a personal favor? Be optimistic.
Snap: Yes, ma'am. Uh, this is... This is terrific. You're not gonna believe how well this is gonna turn out. It's gonna be great.

Sally: Is Harry bringing anybody to the wedding?
Marie: I don't think so.
Sally: Is he seeing anybody?
Marie: He was seeing this anthropologist, but...
Sally: What's she look like?
Marie: Thin. Pretty. Big tits. Your basic nightmare.

Ray: I've been blown up, take me to the hospital.
[Lies on a gurney]
Ray: Take me to a hospital, I'm sick. What...?
[Jumps up, throws the gurney in back of an ambulance than jumps on top of it]
Carol: Honey? I'll just find out what hospital they're taking you to and then I'll... Follow right along. Okay?
Ray: [Lying face down on the gurney] Okay, honey.

Han: You changed your hair.
Leia: Same jacket.
Han: No, new jacket.

[the Millennium Falcon, under siege, won't start]
Princess: [sarcastic] Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: [also sarcastic] It might!

Princess: I love you.
Han: I know.

Carol: Where are you going?
Ray: I can't walk anywhere without you asking me where I'm going - I'm going to Paris, France, okay? I'm going to Banff, Canada, alright? That's where I'm going.
Carol: Are you taking the dog?
Ray: Yeah, yeah, I'm taking the dog for a walk.

[last lines]
Han: I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
Princess: He wasn't. I can feel it.
Han: You love him,
[pause]
Han: don't you?
Princess: Yes.
Han: All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
Princess: Oh, Han, it's not like that at all.
[whispering]
Princess: He's my brother.

Princess: It's not over yet.
Han: It is for me, sister. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money.
Princess: You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
[to Luke]
Princess: Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
[she stalks out]
Luke: [calling after her] I care.
[to Han]
Luke: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han: I'm tryin' not to, kid.
Luke: Good.
Han: [baiting him] Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...
Luke: [quickly] No.

Princess: I'm Princess Leia.
Frankie: Wow, a real princess from outer space.
Buzz: Princess... Lay - ah!
[bursts out laughing]
Annette: You see, this is the 50's, and nice girls don't go all the way.
Frankie: So we're so horny, we'll laugh at anything that even sounds dirty.

Princess: You're not actually going IN to an asteroid field?
Han: They'd be crazy to follow us, wouldn't they?

Carrie: [dressed as Princess Leia] I don't usually do jokes, but... here goes. Uh, there's this Bantha who's placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion R2 unit. Well, the Bantha knows it'll take a little while for the Nava-computer to calculate the coordinates. So, then... the Bantha goes over to Jabba the Hutt's bar, and he gets an idea. He says to Jabba, "My deflector shields are malfunctioning, can you put me up for the night?" Then Jabba says, "Well, there's a Jedi Knight convention in town, but... I guess you could stay in my Nebulan stabilizer with my daughter!
Carrie: [pauses] I don't know... you know, I think this might be a little too inside, you know?
Ob: [disembodied voice] No, Carrie... trust your instincts.

Leia: [to Han Solo about their son, Kylo Ren] Luke is a Jedi, but you are his father.

Princess: [to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.
[Leia gives Luke a kiss in front of Han]

[last lines]
Leia: Rey. May the Force be with you.

Princess: Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!

Han: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me.
Princess: It's a wonder you're still alive.
[Pushing past Chewbacca]
Princess: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Han: No reward is worth this.

Marie: Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.

BB: [beeping] I've got a bad feeling about this.
Poe: Happy beeps here, buddy, come on. We've pulled crazier stunts than this.
Leia: Just for the record, Commander Dameron, I'm with the droid on this one.
Poe: Thank you for your support, General. Happy beeps.

Princess: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Luke: Huh? Oh, the uniform.
[Luke takes off Stormtrooper mask]

[heading into a cave on a large asteroid]
Princess: I hope you know what you're doing.
Han: Yeah, me too.

Scott: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.