The Best Clifford Walsh Quotes

Clifford: When I saw the sun come up this morning, I knew it was gonna be my last time. Mrs. Clark, I hope you're right.
[shoots himself]

Clerk: Can I help you with something, sir?
Clifford: How much ammunition can I buy?
Clerk: Well, depends how much you need.
Clifford: Those.
Clerk: That's 19.95.
Clifford: I'm gonna need a lot more than that.
Clerk: Okay.
[stacks the packs one by one]

Clifford: [Mrs. Clark finds Clifford on the couch] Mrs. Clark. You know who I am, don't you?
Helen: Yes.
Clifford: Then you know why I'm here.
Helen: Am I going to die tonight?
Clifford: Yes, ma'am. I'm afraid you are.

Bartender: Enough of that depressing stuff. It's happy hour, for crying out loud.
Clifford: Things won't change.
Bartender: Excuse me?
Clifford: The world. There aren't enough bullets to make things right.

Clifford: Mr. Hines?
Jogger: Yes. Can I help you with something?
Clifford: Do you know who I am?
Jogger: No. Sorry.
Clifford: I know who you are.
Jogger: Look, I think you got the wrong place...
Clifford: I've been waiting a long time for this.

Dane: What's the problem, man? We're busy in there.
Clifford: Do you know who I am?
Dane: Hell, no. Am I supposed to?
Clifford: I know who you are.
Dane: Good for you. Now mosey your ass back out of here.
Clifford: I've been waiting a long time for this.