30 Best Deep Blue Sea Quotes

Russell: Well I'll be damned.
Jim: No, Mr.Franklin you've just seen what it like *not* to be damned.

Carter: No, what you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the bottom of the goddamn food chain. It's not a great leap forward in my book.

Preacher: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Because I carry a big stick and I'm the meanest mother fucker in the valley! Two sharks down, Lord! One demon fish to go! Can I get an Amen?

Carter: They got a pill for what's wrong with you?

Carter: That's the answer to the riddle. Because that's what an 8000 pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea.

[Regarding last shark]
Dr. Susan McCallister: We have to kill her.
Carter: That's the smartest thing you've said all day.

Preacher: [to Carter who has his feet in the water] Let me ask you something, are you sure it was just three sharks?
Carter: Yeah.
Preacher: Oh. Okay.
Preacher: [Carter takes his feet out of the water] That's more like it.

Preacher: All right, all right, all right. Okay, okay, okay. If this is a lesson about the drinking, let's just say I've learned.
[Sherman drops the bottle]
Preacher: Don't need to get all carried away, showing me your vengeful side. I know your wrath, Lord!

Tom: They're big, real big.
Carter: What's that?
Tom: The size of your brass balls!

Preacher: Carter!
Carter: Hey.
Preacher: Bring me some sushi.

Russell: Was that a goddamn shark broke through that door?
Carter: I expect so.
Russell: You expect so? Huh. Well, well, well. Am I the only asshole down here who thinks that a tad bit odd?
Russell: It can do that? Bust through a steel door?

Sherman "Preacher" Dudley: You weren't the sunny kid in your class, were you?
Carter: I never went to class.

Preacher: I hate to interrupt this moment of burgeoning intimacy but can we get the fuck out of here?

Tom: Who you gonna trust huh? You trust me. You know why? Because I'm *Trustworthy*

Russell: You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out. Now, I don't know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now. We said we'd say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn't. Nature is lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man.

Preacher: I'm not Daniel when he faced the lion. So I appreciate the irony, Lord! Cook dies in his own oven! But I've got other plans!
Preacher: [jumps out of upper oven and swims away, lights lighter] You ate my bird!
[throws lighter into open oven and blows up the shark]

The: Fat butt... you got a big fat butt!
Preacher: Any of your nonsense and we're gonna have tiny little drumsticks on the menu tonight.

Russell: So here's the riddle. What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flat head V8 engine and no natural predators think about?
Carter: Well, I'm not waiting around here to find out!

Janice: There's doctor Jim Whitlock, the most brilliant man ever!
Russell: He's pissing into the wind! How brilliant can he be?
Janice: You'll see!

Jim: You did it, pal, you did it...

Janice: Beneath this glassy surface, a world of gliding monsters!

The: Eat me, asshole.

Preacher: Man I hate this song.
Brenda: Like the tunes Preach?

Dr. Susan McCallister: [after slashing her hand to use the blood as bait] She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal. Come to mama.

Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
Tom: I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.

Russell: Hey, an AGA mask! Did some wreck diving in one of these off the coast of Spain. Tourist thing, you know. You like wreck diving?
Carter: It's okay.
Russell: Come on, I bet you're really good at it!
Carter: We're on the water. Whole cat-and-mouse thing don't float. You're the man, right?
Russell: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the man.
Carter: Well, the man's always got a file. What's it say?
Russell: Two years, Leavenworth, smuggling.
Carter: How'd you make your money? You're the first rich guy in history who's squeaky-clean?
Russell: You do understand my concern, right?
Carter: Look, I got a workable deal here. I don't make waves, I meet the terms of my parole. I'm not out to change the world like the doc, and I'm not out to wreck it either.

Russell: Just what the hell did you do to those sharks?
Dr. Susan McCallister: Their brains weren't large enough to harvest sufficient amounts of the protein complex. So we violated the Harvard Compact. Jim and I used gene therapies to increase their brain mass. A larger brain means more protein. As a side effect the sharks got smarter.
Janice: You stupid bitch!

Tom: Come on, Jan was a healthy girl she must've had something that run on batteries.
Preacher: Nice.
Tom: Where would a girl keep her... rrrrrrrn... thing?
Preacher: Hey, what's the matter with you?

Preacher: We will start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three. Amateurs often add milk for density; this is a mistake.

Preacher: [talking to shark] You ate my bird!