Top 50 Quotes From Thor: Love and Thunder

Thor: [on his screaming goats] If nothing else they're good for meat!
[the goats shut up]
Thor: ...meeting new people. They're a great conversation starter.

Gorr: [wields the Necrosword] It feels more like a promise than a curse. So, this is my vow: all gods will die.

- Ready?
- Don't touch my things.

- for those who can't fight good.
- They have travelled far, and have been given many names.
- But to those who know them best, they are simply known as Love and Thunder.

Gorr: I know your pain. Love is pain. I had a daughter once. I put my faith in a higher power, hoping it would save her... and she... died. Now I understand. My daughter is the lucky one. She does not have to grow up in a world of pain... and suffering... run by wicked gods.

- You've won, Gorr.
- Why would I spend my last moments with you when I can be with her?
- I choose love.
- You can, too. You can bring her back.
- Make your wish.

- But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here so we could try and figure this out together.
- You better come back to me.
- I'm coming back as soon as I can.
[WHISPERS] Break a leg.
- I'll break all his legs.

- I will figure this out by myself.
Selvig: Results are still coming back the same.
- I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
- I'm so sorry, Jane.
- If there's anything I can do, or if you just wanna talk, call me.

- The gods will use you, but they will not help you.
- There is no eternal reward for us.
- She'll be gone soon.
- And you know who won't help her?
- I'll give you one guess.

- WOMAN:...at a rate that none of us have seen before.
- Look, there are other more aggressive forms of treatment we can try, but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
- I'm sorry, Thor.

- Gorr! Stop!
- What kind of father would I be if I stopped?
- I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
- It's not death or revenge that you seek.
- What do I seek?

Jane: -Quite a reunion, huh?
Thor: -You're telling me.
Jane: What's it been? Like, three, four years?
Thor: Eight years, seven months, and six days.
Jane: [raises eyebrows inquisitively]
Thor: I haven't forgotten...

- MAN 2: Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.
Valkyrie: Hey!
- Who'd you piss off now?
- This is not my fault.
- I've never even seen these things, whatever the hell they are.
- Welcome back.

- I'm dying.
- She would have no one.
- She would be alone.
- She won't be alone.

- Protect her.
- Protect my love.

[Thor is in a cloak]
Zeus: Let see who you are. I take off your disguise... and flick!
[strips Thor naked, crowd gasps]
Korg: Ohh!
Thor: You flicked too hard, damn it!
[the Olympian ladies faint at the sight of Thor]
Jane: Should we help him?
Valkyrie: I mean, eventually. Grape?

- Jane?
- I'm okay.
- You have to stop him.

Korg: Who or what is that?
- Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
- One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
- Oh, no.

Gorr: You are not like the other gods I've killed.
Thor: 'Cause I have something worth fighting for.

- General Axl...
- [NOVEMBER RAIN
- BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING]
- ...lead your army to that axe.
- We shall do our worst.
- For Asgard.
- [NOVEMBER RAIN'S
- OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING]

Thor: Hey, is that the Necrosword? That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Gorr: Then you know this is going to hurt.

Jane: [says her catchphrase] Catchphrase!
Thor: W-w-w-wait, is that your new catchphrase?
Korg: I dunno. The word "catchphrase" actually sounds like a pretty cool catchphrase.

Thor: Hey, kids.
- I knew he'd come.
- Go!
- Go, kids!
- Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
- Good to see you in person, buddy.
- Good to see you.

Korg: [Ending narration] They will always be there for us. The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity, with the powers of a God. Two warriors fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
[pause]
Korg: They have traveled far, and have been given many names. But to those who know them best, they are simply known as Love and Thunder.

- CHILDREN: Yeah!
- No.
- Jane.

- We need your lightning bolt.
- My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
- So, I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this, that you should at least get the name right when you ask.
- Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
- Thunderbolt!

- We will never join you, witch!
- Mjolnir!
- Impossible!
- I broke your hammer!
- Time to die!
- BOTH: Bifrost!

- What's the point of more time of this?
- Because I love you.
[SIGHS] I've always loved you.
- And this is a chance for us.
- But if you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.

Peter: [from trailer] Remember what I told you. If you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
[Thor looks into Star-Lord's eyes]
Peter: Not me!
Thor: What? Just listening.

- Eight o'clock, Val.
- 7:48.
- I can do this, damn it. [WHISTLES]
- No, that's not it. [WHISTLES]
- No, that's not it.
[WHISTLES] Nope.
[WHISTLES] Come on, Korg, purse those lips.

[SIGHS] I've been hunting a madman.
- I followed him here, but it was a trap.
- Who is this madman?
- The God Butcher is coming.
- He seeks the extinction of the gods.
- Asgard is next.

Thor: [to Gorr] You've won. Why should I spend my last moments with you, when I can spend them with her?
[goes to Jane]

Thor: King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. Tell of the time that Thor, and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, turned the tide of the battle, and etched their names in history. For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
Peter: Here it comes...
Thor: This ends here and now!

- You can almost feel the power of these magnificent and immovable stones.
- Okay. Let's head back to the village where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
- Come on.

- You okay?
- Yeah.
- Mm, I wanna kill this guy.
- So do I, but we have to take him alive.
- He's our only link to finding those children.

[WEAKLY] Oh.
- My love.

Gorr: I like to dissect Gods. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

- Whew. [CHUCKLES]
- Just checking.
Jane: [CHUCKLES] See you later.
Mantis: Five minutes to departure!
- What?
- We were just talking.

- Not too bad for a god.
- Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
- Come close...
[KISSES] It's perfect.
- It's the best one yet.
[LAUGHING] Thanks.

[last words]
Gorr: [to Thor] Protect her.

- Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
- Old Spice.
- DIRECTOR: Cut!
- [PARADISE CITY
- BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES]

Thor: Once we bring the children back, we shall feast!
[everyone cheers]
Thor: ...Not on them!
[everyone goes quiet]
Thor: We don't do that any more. That is a dark part of our history.

Thor: Val!
- We gotta get her out of here!
- Hey. I got you.
- Hey, guys, we're here.
- Come on, let's go.
- Stormbreaker, take us home.

[SIGHS] Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
- Back to work.
- We must hurry, okay?
- People are dying.
- See you down there.
- Hurry up!

- VOICES: [WHISPERING] You have suffered.
- VOICE 1: Come to me.
- VOICE 2: Come to me.
- VOICES: You have suffered.
- Come to me.
- You have suffered.

[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Korg and blasts him to fragments]
Zeus: You're next, Odinson!
[Zeus shoots his thunderbolt at Thor, but Thor catches it and hurls it back at Zeus]
Thor: That is the sound of lightning!

[tries to play with children]
Gorr: [holds up a dead animal] This is Humpty. Do you know what Humpty loves? Having his head ripped off!
[pulls the animal apart, the children scream]
Gorr: He liked it till a second ago.

Valkyrie: Hey.
- Can we do my plan now?
- Yes. Rush his bum.
- Hell, yeah!
- Oh, you didn't say, "Go."
- Coming, guys!

[Thor has the children grab their weapons]
Thor: Today is a day that will go down in history. Today is a day they will talk about for generations to come. Today, we are Space Vikings! Present... arms!
[the children hold out their weapons as Thor holds up Zeus' lightning bolt]
Thor: Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, and shall possess... for limited time only, the power... of Thor!
[with lightning formed on his right hand, Thor energizes the children's weapons]
Thor: General Axl, lead your army to that axe.
Axl: We shall do our worst. For Asgard.

[repeated line]
Groot: I am Groot.