The Best Eddie Quotes

Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what's your dad's name bone ?
Richard: Sylvester.
Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone?
Richard: Who knew!

Richard: [Boner and Eddie come in after Mike's meeting with his teacher, and find Mike on the floor] He beat you!
Mike: No, he just took my shoes.
[Mike had the test answers written on the soles]
Eddie: Oh, that stinks, Mike.
Richard: [waving his hand under his nose, mocking] Yeah, real bad, too!