The Best Eve Quotes

Dr. Eve Saks: You're in the hospital. You almost died.
Ron: I bet that didn't surprise anybody.

Ron: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

Ron: Do you ever miss your regular life?
Dr. Eve Saks: Regular life? What is that? It doesn't exist.
Ron: Yeah, I guess. No, I know, I just... I just wanna...
Dr. Eve Saks: What?
Ron: Ice-cold beer, a little riding in. Well, take my woman dancing. You know? I want kids. I mean, I got one... one life, right? Mine. But sh... Fuck, I want somebody else's sometimes. Sometimes I just feel like I'm fighting for a life I just ain't got time to live. I want it to mean something.
Dr. Eve Saks: It does.

Ron: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
Ron: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.

Dr. Eve Saks: We can make you comfortable.
Ron: What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out? Nah. Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.

Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.

Dr. Eve Saks: He was my friend too!