Top 200 Quotes From Matthew McConaughey

Cooper: Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.

Newton: [eulogizing] These boys... These young men... They was your friends, your cousins, your brothers and your kin. But to those soldiers who didn't know 'em, they was just niggers. They was just somebody else's nigger. So somehow, some way or sometime, everybody is just somebody else's nigger. Mr. Moses, are you a nigger?
Moses: No, I'm not.
Newton: What are you?
Moses: A free man, captain.
Newton: Well, why's that?
Moses: 'Cause you cannot own a child of God.
Newton: No, you cannot, can you? You can own a horse, you can own a mule or cow or an ox, but you... You cannot own a child of God.

Frank: [looking out of top floor window] You're so vain. Nobody would care if you killed yourself.
Mick: It'd look cool. What do you think the last thing to go through your mind would be?
Frank: Your asshole.
Mick: Yeah.

- Lois?
Cooper: What happened to caution, CASE?
- Safety first, Cooper.
- Romilly? Romilly, do you read me?
- This is Brand.
- AMELIA: Romilly?
CASE: Dr. Brand. Cooper.
- There's been an explosion.
- Dr. Mann's compound.

Ash: Hey, Moon, you gave me the wrong list! Cheesy pop's not exactly my style.
Buster: Style. I'm glad you brought that up. Now, let's see. There... Isn't this a great colour for you?
Ash: I can't tell. It's melting my eyes...

[after the explosion]
Cooper: What's your trust setting, TARS?
TARS: Lower than yours, apparently

CASE: Ranger 2, prepare to detach.
Brand: What! NO, NO! Cooper! Cooper, what are you doing?
Cooper: Newton's third law. You've got to leave something behind.
Brand: You said there were enough resources for both of us!
Cooper: We agreed, Dr. Brand... ninety percent.

- Nice and easy, Doyle. Nice and easy.
- I feel good.
- Take us home.
- Lock.
- Target locked.
Cooper: Well done.
- Okay, helmets on.
- Good job.

Newton: HO-HO-HO!

[Time passes until dusk and all the auditions are over]
Miss: [exhausted] Okay. That's everyone, Mr. Moon.
Buster: Phew! Alright, call everyone back to stage, Miss Crawly, and let's get... Ohh!
Miss: [talking through her megaphone] Hello! Uh, can I have everybody back to stage, please? Everyone, come back to stage for selections.
Buster: Okay. Thank you, Miss Crawly.
Miss: [still talking into the megaphone into Buster's ear] You're welcome, Mr. Moon!

Newton: [pulling off wounded soldier's coat] Let's get this off you. If they think you're an officer, they'll fix you sooner. Yeah, they'll fix you.

Cooper: Oh we are not prepared for this. We have the survival skills of a Boy Scout troop!
Brand: Well we got this far on our brains, further than any human in history.
Cooper: Well not far enough! And now we're stuck *here*, until there won't be anyone on Earth left to save!
Brand: I'm counting every minute, same as you, Cooper.

Cooper: [to young Murph] Tell him Murph. Make him stay. Make... Make him stay Murph. Make him stay Murph! Don't let me leave, Murph! Don't, don't let me leave Murph! NO, NO, NO, NO!
Murph: It was you. You were my ghost.
TARS: Cooper... Cooper... Come in, Cooper.
Cooper: TARS?
TARS: Roger that.
Cooper: You survived!
TARS: Somewhere, in their fifth dimension, they... saved us.
Cooper: Who the hell is they? Why would they want to help us, huh?
TARS: I don't know, but they constructed this three-dimensional space inside of their five-dimensional reality to allow you to understand it.
Cooper: Well, it ain't working.
TARS: Yes it is! You've seen that time is represented here as a *physical* dimension! You've worked out that you *can* exert a force across space-time!
Cooper: Gravity. To send a message.
TARS: Affirmative.
Cooper: Gravity can cross the dimensions, including time.

- Killing main engines!
- Okay, we're out of orbit.
- Okay. And for our next trick!
CASE: it'll have to be good.
- We're heading into Gargantua's pull.
Cooper: Oh, shit.
- CASE, take the stick.
- Roger that.

- Cooper, you should have control.
- Control here.
- Communication with ring module active.
- WOMAN: Oh, wow.
TARS: That's initiate.
Cooper: Are we ready to spin?
- Just a sec.

Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.

[last lines]
Mick: I tell you what Eddie, how about I do this one for free?
Eddie: [gestures at him and leaves]
Earl: Are you sure you're feeling all right?
Mick: Repeat customers, Earl. We'll stick it to 'em next time...

Mark: So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that... 'cause that would make it real.

Cooper: Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.

Denton: Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.

Denton: We're going to London.
Quinn: Good luck. It's that way.

Cooper: Okay. Now you need to tell me what your plan is to save the world.
Dr. Brand: We're not meant to save the world. We're meant to leave it.
Cooper: [looks up, sees space ships] Rangers.
Dr. Brand: The last components of our one versatile ship in orbit, the Endurance. Our final expedition.
Cooper: You sent people out there looking for a new home?
Dr. Brand: The Lazarus missions.
Cooper: That sounds cheerful.
Dr. Brand: Lazarus came back from the dead.
Cooper: Sure, but he had to die in the first place. There's not a planet in our solar system that can sustain life and the nearest star is over a thousand years away, I mean, that doesn't even qualify as futile. Where'd you send them?
Dr. Brand: Cooper, I can't tell you any more, unless you agree to pilot this craft. You're the best pilot we ever had.
Cooper: And I barely left the stratosphere.
Dr. Brand: This team never left the simulator. We need a pilot, and this is the mission that you were trained for.
Cooper: What, without even knowing it? An hour ago, you didn't even know I was alive and you were going anyway.
Dr. Brand: We had no choice. But something sent you here. They chose you.
Cooper: Well who's "they"?
[Dr. Brand does not answer]
Cooper: How long would I be gone?
Dr. Brand: Hard to know. Years.
Cooper: I've got kids, professor.
Dr. Brand: Get out there, and save them.

[after Buster goes back to sleep, Meena knocks and opens the slide door]
Meena: Mr. Moon?
Buster: [in his sleep] Meena, please.
Meena: I baked a cake for you 'cause... Well, I know you're sad right now and probably afraid to try again and...
Buster: [gets up] Yeah, I am afraid. I'm afraid that this... This, me, right now, this is who I am. This is-this is my lot for life. That I'm not the guy that my dad wanted me to be. Not by a million miles.
Meena: But you told me...
Buster: [interrupts] What? What did I say?
Meena: Well, you know... "Don't let fear stop you from doing the thing you love."
Buster: [groans] That's just a bunch of stupid, corny...
Meena: No, it's not.
Buster: What? You really believe that you're gonna be a singer?
Meena: Well, yeah, maybe...
Buster: [snapped] WELL, THEN YOU'RE JUST AS BIG A FOOL THAN I AM!
[Meena gasps quietly]
Buster: Look, kid... you and me, we're both afraid for good reason. 'Cause deep down, we know... We just don't have what it takes.
[Buster looks down to the ground. Broken-hearted, Meena sets down the cake in frustration and runs away]

Wooderson: All right, all right, all right.

Ben: [to himself, on his balcony, waving goodbye to Andy before she gets in her cab] You're already falling in love with me.
Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
[blows away a kiss to Ben up on his balcony]
Andie: Poor guy.

Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

Wooderson: Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's all right, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

Mick: When do you retire, Lankford?
Detective: When do I retire?
Mick: Yeah.
Detective: Eighteen months. Why?
Mick: I wanna make sure I show up the next morning so I can kick your ass.

Mick: [sitting on Maggie's front porch as Louis approaches him] Hello, Louis. My family's here.
Louis: I know.
Mick: You bring your knife? My gun?
Louis: Maybe.
Mick: Good.
[pulls his new gun out of his coat pocket]
Mick: 'Cause I brought this. You've got one chance to turn around and leave.
Louis: [stepping closer] And then what? You gonna keep coming back every night? Every day? Or just try to get me sent up to San Quentin like Jesus Martinez?
Mick: No. I'm not quitting until Martinez is free and you're convicted of murder. And when that needle goes in your arm, that will be me.
[nods]
Louis: [as a commuter train passes by in the background] Well, why don't you just shoot me right now?
Mick: I don't think I'll have to.
[looks out towards the street]
Louis: [turns around] Hey!
[Eddie Vogel and his biker gang pull up and start vandalizing Louis' car with baseball bats]
Louis: That's my car!
[a biker rides up from behind and hits Louis with a baseball bat, knocking him to the sidewalk]
Biker: It's Louis' car, man!
[the bikers continue vandalizing Louis' car as Mick gets up and walks to the street]
Biker: Come on, now. Get him up. Get up!
[another biker grabs Louis and drags him out into the middle of the street]
Mick: Hospital, not the morgue.
[Eddie gives Mick a two-finger salute as his posse beats up Louis and Mick walks away]

Lt. Barbour: [about little girls aiming guns] They gonna shoot me?
Newton: Last time I checked, the gun don't care who's pulling the trigger.

Cooper: You don't believe we went to the Moon?
Ms. Kelly: I believe it was a brilliant piece of propaganda, that the Soviets bankrupted themselves, pouring resources into rockets and other useless machines...
Cooper: Useless machines?
Ms. Kelly: And if we don't want to repeat of the excess and wastefulness of the 20th Century then we need to teach our kids about this planet, not tales of leaving it.
Cooper: You know, one of those useless machines they used to make was called an MRI, and if we had any of those left the doctors would have been able to find the cyst in my wife's brain, *before* she died instead of after, and then she would've been the one sitting here, listening to this instead of me, which would've been a good thing because she was always the... calmer one.

Ron: These fuckers are coming at me, man, from all angles. I wanna file a restraining order.
David: Against who?
Ron: Against the government and the fucking FDA, that's who.

[comforting his daughter]
Cooper: I love you, forever. You hear me? I love you forever. And I'm coming back. I'm coming back.

Ben: You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.

Newton: No man ought to tell another man what he's gotta live for or what he's got to die for.

Cooper: You'd do this for us?
TARS: Before you get all teary, try to remember that as a robot, I have to do anything you say.
Cooper: Your cue light's broken.
TARS: I'm not joking. *Flashes cue light*

- But who put it there?
- Who do we have to thank?
- I'm not thanking anybody until we get out of here in one piece, Rom.
Cooper: Any trick to this, Doyle?
- No one knows.
- The others made it, right?
- At least some of them.

Buster: When you've reached rock bottom, there's only one way to go, and that's up!

Dr. Eve Saks: We can make you comfortable.
Ron: What? Hook me up to the morphine drip, let me fade on out? Nah. Sorry, lady, but I prefer to die with my boots on.

Newton: I'm gonna die so they can get rich.
Moses: That's why we left too.

Lieutenant: What the hell are you doing, huh? This is NOT a God damn democracy!

Ron: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds]
Ben: How about 'Glitter'?
Tony: Thayer's favorite movie.
Thayer: It was underrated!

Ron: Am I fucking dreaming?

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Rachel: The winds are shifting and you can't fight it this time.
Newton: There's plenty left to fight for.

Cooper: You're ruling my son out for college now? The kid's fifteen.
Principal: Tom's score simply isn't high enough.
Cooper: What's your waistline? 32? With, what, a 33 inseam?
Principal: I'm not sure I see what you're getting at.
Cooper: You're telling me it takes two numbers to measure your own ass but only one to measure my son's future?

Cooper: Give it to me.
TARS: There's good news, there's bad news.
- Yeah, I've heard that one, TARS.
- Give it to me straight.

Ben: Excuse me, ma'am.
Jeannie: Holy crap!
Ben: Where's Andie Anderson?
Jeannie: Uh, she's not here.
Ben: Where is she?
Michelle: She quit.
Jeannie: She's got an interview in Washington.
Ben: When is she leaving?
Jeannie: Today.
Ben: When?
Jeannie: Well, like, now.
Ben: You're not a therapist, are you?
Michelle: Oh, haha... no.
Ben: Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.

Newton: I'm tired of it. You, me, all of it! We're all out there dying so they can stay rich!

Ron: Did ya hear Rock Hudson was a cocksucker?
Clint: Where d'ya hear that shit?
Ron: It's called a newspaper. Right there. It's a shame. Ain't it? All that fine Hollywood pussy just all being wasted on a guy who smokes his friends.

Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron: Congratulations. Now fuck off and go back to your bed.
Rayon: Relax, I don't bite. I guess you're handsome, in a Texas, hick, white trash, dumb kind of way.
Ron: Get the fuck out of here, whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.

Mark: The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket.
Jordan: But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
Mark: No.

Buster: [Ash finishes her set] What about that? We just witnessed the birth of a genuine rock star!
Ash: Moon, you've... you've got some stuck here.
Buster: [she pulls a quill from his cheek] Ow!

Jordan: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now.
Mark: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.

Buster: And which one of you is the girl?
Ash: [deadpan] Ha, ha. Very funny.
Buster: Loud and horrible, but shows promise. Welcome to the show.
Lance: Heh, cool. I guess we could hang.
Buster: No, no. I just want her, not you.
Ash,105955: What?
Buster: All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much.
[the animals sighs]
Buster: Oh, don't feel bad, folks. There'll be a 10% discount on tickets for everyone!
Lance: Psh. Let's get outta here, Ash. Ash?
Ash: Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's go.

Lieutenant: His body is gonna to save our lives.

Buster: [showing her a shiny, overly flashy outfit he wants Ash to wear for the performance] Isn't this a great color for you?
Ash: I can't tell. It's melting my eyes.

Denton: Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs 'em. What are you celebrating? One dragon down, three men dead? Oh, yeah. At that rate, we might just be getting somewhere in about 320 years. Is that what you want? You want a little accommodation? Nuh-uh. These beasts live on ash. They feed on death. There's no middle ground... not for them, not for us. And sure as hell not for my men who died out there today. But you go ahead. Have your little... soiree. Personally, you disgust me.

Cooper: [whispering] Tell me something. Doctor Brand, and Edmonds...
TARS: Why are you whispering? They can't hear you.
Cooper: Doctor Brand and Edmonds, they close?
TARS: I wouldn't know.
Cooper: Is that a ninety percent wouldn't know, or ten percent wouldn't know?
TARS: I also have a discretion setting, Cooper.
Cooper: Ah. But not a poker face, huh?

Cooper: I'm here now, Murph. I'm here.
Murph: No. No parent should have to watch their own child die. I have my kids here for me now. You go.
Cooper: Where?
Murph: Brand. She's... out there. Setting up camp. Alone, in a strange galaxy. Maybe right now, she's settling in for the long nap. By the light of our new sun. In our new home.

Buster: Are you okay?
Gunter: Oh yes I'm fine, thank you... How are you?

Andie: Does Krull the Warrior King want to come out and play?
Ben: No.
Andie: Krull...
Ben: You know what, due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?
Andie: Oh. Uh-oh!
Ben: Yeah.
Andie: Well, in that case, I better get going. Take care of our love fern, honey.

Ron: I like your style, doc.

Cooper: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, that our destiny lies above us.

Moses: Deserted. How come?
Newton: It ain't my fight, you know? Don't own no slaves. Ain't gonna die so they can get rich selling cotton.
Moses: That's why we left, too.

Ron: Do you ever miss your regular life?
Dr. Eve Saks: Regular life? What is that? It doesn't exist.
Ron: Yeah, I guess. No, I know, I just... I just wanna...
Dr. Eve Saks: What?
Ron: Ice-cold beer, a little riding in. Well, take my woman dancing. You know? I want kids. I mean, I got one... one life, right? Mine. But sh... Fuck, I want somebody else's sometimes. Sometimes I just feel like I'm fighting for a life I just ain't got time to live. I want it to mean something.
Dr. Eve Saks: It does.

Brand: Cooper, you can't ask TARS to do this for us.
Cooper: He's a robot. So you don't have to *ask* him to do anything.
Brand: Cooper, you asshole!
Cooper: Sorry, you broke up a little bit there.
TARS: It's what we intended, Dr. Brand. It's our only chance to save the people on Earth. If I can find a way to transmit the quantum data I'll find in there, they might still make it.

- Let's get out of here.
Cooper: All right, it's a doozy.
- All right, gang, let's mask up.
- Tom? Murph? Check?
Tom: Yeah.

Denton: What are you doing here, Quinn?
Quinn: You're standing on ground where I've buried hundreds. This my land. I'll ask the questions. What are YOU doing here?

CASE: There's no point using fuel to chase...
- Analyze the Endurance's spin.
- Cooper, what are you doing?
- Docking.
CASE: Endurance rotation is 67, 68 RPM.
- Okay, get ready to match our spin with the retro thrusters.
CASE: it's not possible.
Cooper: No... it's necessary.

Newton: Lyin' like that? Don't it make you dizzy?
Moses: Oh, no. It don't bother me now.
Newton: I guess you get used to anything.
Moses: No, you can't.

Murph: [as Cooper holds his now elderly daughter's hands] Nobody believed me, but I knew you'd come back.
Cooper: How?
Murph: ...Because my dad promised me.

Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely. Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?

Cooper: You're a scientist, Brand.
Brand: So listen to me when I say that love isn't something that we invented. It's... observable, powerful. It has to mean something.
Cooper: Love has meaning, yes. Social utility, social bonding, child rearing...
Brand: We love people who have died. Where's the social utility in that?
Cooper: None.
Brand: Maybe it means something more - something we can't yet understand. Maybe it's some evidence, some artefact of a higher dimension that we can't consciously perceive. I'm drawn across the universe to someone I haven't seen in a decade, who I know is probably dead. Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space. Maybe we should trust that, even if we can't understand it. All right Cooper. Yes. The tiniest possibility of seeing Wolf again excites me. That doesn't mean I'm wrong.
Cooper: Honestly, Amelia... it might.

Mann: Check.
- Taking control.
TARS: This is handover to you.
Mann: A.D.F. check.
Cooper: Over.
- Pull thrusters back.
- Fuel cells one, two, three.
Mann: One hundred percent.
Cooper: Ex-mites.

- Newton's third law.
- You got to leave something behind.
- You told me we had enough resources for both of us.
Cooper: We agreed, Amelia...
- 90 percent.
- Don't.
- Detach.

Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

Van: It was your idea to come to London.
Alex: Yeah, well that was at thirty five thousand feet.
Van: Yeah. Well life has a way of turnin' that different though don't it?

[During a depth charge attack]
Lieutenant: Mister Hirsch, step away from that bulkhead. The shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine.

- Cooper, people couldn't build this.
- No. No, not yet.
- But one day.
- Not you and me. But people.
- A civilization that's evolved past the four dimensions we know.
Cooper: What happens now?

Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
Tucker: [surprised] Woodruff?
Ron: AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

- Grandpa said.
Cooper: Grandpa said, huh?
- Listen, all that matters is how you feel about it.
- I like what you do.
- I like our farm.
- You're gonna be great at it.

Buster: Just look at you, dear. Wow! You don't look a day over 90.
Eddie: [embarrassed] Oh, my gosh.
Buster: Buster Moon. We met at Eddie's graduation.
Nana: Oh, lucky me. A visit from my useless grandson and his ghastly little theater friend.
Buster: Look at that. She remembers me.

Andie: [crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!
[flicks food at Ben]
Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!

TARS: [as Cooper repairs him] Settings. General settings. Security settings.
TARS: Honesty, new setting: ninety-five percent.
TARS: Confirmed. Additional settings.
Cooper: Humor, seventy-five percent.
TARS: Confirmed. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10, 9...
Cooper: Let's make that sixty percent.
TARS: Sixty percent, confirmed. Knock knock.
Cooper: You want fifty-five?

Ron: Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Rosita: [comforting Ash after Lance cheated on her] Well it sounds to me, like you're way better off without that... that...
Gunter: That total super-jerk dinkleschplatt!
Rosita: Exactly. Total super-jerk dinkle... s-shplat.
Buster: Gunter and Rosita, you're on.
Rosita: Okay, here.
[gives Ash her purse]
Rosita: There should be some gum or some candy in there somewhere. Just help yourself.

Cooper: Mom lets me play in here.
- I don't touch your stuff.

Mark: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
Jordan: What? Do I jerk off? Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
Mark: How many times a week?
Jordan: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.
Mark: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
Jordan: Wow.
Mark: Once in the morning, right after I work out. And then once right after lunch.
Jordan: Really?
Mark: I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it cause I fuckin' need to.

Cooper: It's hard leaving everything... my kids, your father...
Brand: [cutting him off] We're gonna be spending a lot of time together...
Cooper: We should learn to talk.
Brand: And when not to. Just being honest.
Cooper: I don't think you need to be *that* honest.

Doyle: Where's the rest?
Brand: Towards the mountains!
Cooper: Those aren't mountains... they're waves.
Brand: Oh shit. Oh shit!
Cooper: That one's moving away from us...
Brand: [struggling through the water] We need the recorder!
Cooper: [he looks in the other direction and sees a mounting wave towering thousands of feet over them] Brand, Doyle, back to the Ranger, now!

Eddie: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick: A little to the left.

Thayer: Is she on something?
Ben: God I hope so.
[Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy]
Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
[Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]

Richard: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
Ron: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.

Denton: [to Quinn in the castle] I lead, you follow.
Denton: [to Quinn in London with Alex] You lead, we follow.

Andie: I want you to respect me.
Ben: I do. And, I want your respect.
Andie: I respect you for respecting me.
Ben: I respect that.

Ron: I still got HIV?
Dr. Vass: You will always test positive for HIV. And now you've got AIDS for all the toxic shit you've put in your body. You've shut your immune system and now you've got chronic leumonia, among other things. It could cause memory loss, mood swings, aching joints.
Ron: So if it sucks, I got it.

Cooper: Dr. Mann there's a 50/50 chance your gonna kill yourself.
Dr. Mann: Those are the best odds I've had in years.

Cooper: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our solar system?
Romilly: To our galaxy.

Young: What are you gonna do with it?
Cooper: I'm going to give it something socially responsible to do. Like drive a combine.
Young: Can't we just let it go? It wasn't hurting anybody.
Cooper: This thing needs to learn how to adapt, Murph. Like the rest of us.

Mick: You know what my father always said about an innocent client?
Frank: [sarcastically] No, I've never heard this...

Buster: Why aren't you rehearsing?
Frog: I'm through! They said I'm an intolerable egomaniac. I don't even know what that means!

Cooper: It's not a ghost.
- It's gravity.
Donald: I'm dropping Tom, then heading to town.
- You want to clean that up when you've finished praying to it?

Cooper: We're still pioneers, we barely begun. Our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, cause our destiny lies above us.

Denton: You see they have great vision during the day, and even better vision at night. But in the failing light, they can't focus. Magic hour.

Denton: [shows dragon tooth] You ever seen one of these? Not many men have. Got it off the first one I killed.
Quinn: The plane was better. So now you're a dragon killer. That's not even original.
Denton: It was in a wheat field just south of Coffeyville, Kansas. It was late November. It's a month of mist. And we were caught in the open. The sun was setting behind us. There was nowhere to run. Twice it came in on us, and twice it missed the heart of us. And that's when I had an epiphany.

TARS: Cooper, they didn't bring us here to change the past.
Cooper: Say that again.
TARS: They didn't bring us here to change the past.
Cooper: [realizing] But they didn't bring us here at all. We brought ourselves. TARS, give me the coordinates for NASA, in binary.
TARS: In binary, roger, feeding data.
[Cooper creates the binary lines in the dust on Murphy's bedroom floor]
Murph: It's not a ghost... it's gravity.
Cooper: Don't you get it yet, TARS? I brought myself here! We're here to communicate with the three-dimensional world! We're the bridge! I thought they chose me. But they didn't choose me, they chose her!
TARS: For what, Cooper?
Cooper: To save the world! All of this, is one little girl's bedroom, every moment! It's infinitely complex! They have access, to infinite time and space, but they're not *bound* by anything! They can't find a specific place *in* time, they can't communicate. That's why I'm here. I'm gonna find a way to tell Murph, just like I found this moment.
TARS: How, Cooper?
Cooper: Love, TARS, love. It's just like Brand said. My connection with Murph, it is quantifiable. It's the key!
TARS: What are we here to do?
Cooper: Find how to tell her... The watch... The watch. That's it. We code the data into the movement of the second hand. TARS, translate the data into Morse and feed it to me.
TARS: Translating data to Morse. Cooper, what if she never came back for it?
Cooper: She will. She will.
Getty: [watching for Tom] Murph I can see his car! He's coming, Murph!
Murph: Okay. I'm coming down!
TARS: How do you know?
Cooper: Because I gave it to her.
Murph: [rushing downstairs with the watch] He came back! It was him! All this time, I didn't, I didn't know it was him! Dad's gonna save us!

Cooper: After you kids came along, your mom, she said something to me I never quite understood. She said, "Now, we're just here to be memories for our kids." I think now I understand what she meant. Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.

Mick: Maggie, you know what I used to be afraid of Maggie?
Maggie: Yeah, me.
Mick: That I wouldn't recognize innocence. That it would be right there in front of me and I just wouldn't see it.
Maggie: Yeah...
Mick: I'm not talking about guilty or not guilty; just, just innocence. Know what I'm afraid of now?
[Maggie shakes head]
Mick: Evil. Pure Evil.

Mary: Tax collectors are coming around here taking everything. We'll have nothing for the winter.
Newton: [Knight kneels down and holds up his rifle] Girls, do you know how to shoot one of these?

Eddie: [from trailer] Counsellor?
Mick: Eddie, we had a deal. Either you pay me, or go with a public defender.
Eddie: How 'bout five grand?
Mick: Ten.
[Eddie then hands Mick a brown envelope, presumably with money in it. Mick shakes the envelope]
Eddie: Ain't you gonna count it?
Mick: I just did.

Newton: It ain't just for us. Black, white, rich, poor, it's for everybody.

[referring to the dragons]
Denton: Ever see a male?
Quinn: When I'm running for my life I generally don't look back at the plumbing.

Jasper: You know they shoot deserters, don't you?
Newton: Hell, they shoot everybody around here anyway. It don't seem to make no difference where the bullet comes from.

Mick: Do you know the difference between a Maserati and a Range Rover?
Reggie: One is small and one is big, I guess.

Moses: [looking at his dog bite] Let me see that there.
Newton: Aw, it ain't that bad.
Moses: You must be pretty brave then. Y'all must taste like we do, the way he latched onto you.

[Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her]
Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
Ben: Thank you.
Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.
[Andie dry heaves]

- MAN'S VOICE: Step away!
Cooper: Don't shoot! I'm not armed.
- My daughter's in the car.
- MAN'S VOICE: Don't be afraid.
- Aah!

Lt. Hirsch: Mr. Tyler.
Lieutenant: Yeah.
Lt. Hirsch: If you can't take out that destroyer, the danger is not that some of us may die. It's that some of us may live. These men have seen and heard things that must not be revealed to the enemy - our secrets, such as our radar capabilities, and our understanding of German encryption. If we fall into German hands alive, we will be tortured without mercy. Either you succeed in sinking that ship, or you see to it that none of us survive to be captured.

Ben: Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my...
Michelle: Penis?
Ben: Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!

Newton: Mr. Moses, what are you?
Moses: A free man, captain.
Newton: Sure is.

Cooper: Well, this little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years!
Brand: You don't sound so bad for a man pushing 120!

Mark: Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. You know what a fugazi is?
Jordan: Fugayzi, it's a fake.
Mark: Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not fucking real.

Ron: Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
Ron: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN' SUNSHINE STATE!

Frank: Jesus, Mick, are you starting to think Louis is innocent?
Mick: He just might. Besides, you know, my father always said about an innocent client.
Frank: No, I've never heard this. Hi...
Maggie: He said 'there's no client as scary as an innocent man'.
Mick: That's right. 'Cos if you screw up and he goes to prison... You're never gonna be able to live with yourself.

Andie: [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Ben: Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
Andie: Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
Ben: Alright listen, you can't name my... my member Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: Listen, if you are gonna name m... my member, alright, you gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay? Something like a Spike, a Butch, a Krull the Warrior King!

Buster: All creatures great and small, welcome to the Moon Theater!

Denton: Look out that window, Eden isn't burning its burnt.

- Towards the mountains!
- Those aren't mountains.
- They're waves.
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Cooper: That one's moving away from us.
- AMELIA: We need the recorder.

Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war.
Ben: True.
Andie: Great answer.
Ben: Good question!

Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: You're a first rate X.O., Andy. A damn good submariner. I know the men like you.
Lieutenant: I'd give my life for any one of them, sir.
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: I know you would. I'm not questioning your bravery. The question is: what about their lives? You and Mr. Emmett are good friends. You went to the Academy together. Would you be willing to sacrifice his life? Or what about some of the younger enlisted men? I know a lot of those guys look up to you like a big brother. You willing to lay their lives on the line?
[Tyler hesitates to speak]
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: You see? you hesitate. But as a captain, you can't. You have to act. If you don't, you put the entire crew at risk. Now that's the job. It's not a science. You have to be able to make hard decisions based on imperfect information. Asking men to carry out orders that may result in their deaths. And if you're wrong, you suffer the consequences. If you're not prepared to make those decisions, without pause, without reflection, then you've got no business being a submarine captain.

Dr. Hiroshi: Slow drip.
Ron: Interferon?
Dr. Hiroshi: Very strong.
Ron: Goddamn, I like your style Hiroshi.

Wooderson: I love those redheads!

- Get to the hatch!
- Go, go! Go!
- Shit.
- Manually overriding inside hatch!
- Cooper! Wait!
Cooper: The engines are flooded!
- I'm gonna have to shut her down.

Young: Why did you and mom name me after something that's bad?
Cooper: Well, we didn't.
Young: Murphy's law?
Cooper: Murphy's law doesn't mean that something bad will happen. It means that whatever *can* happen, will happen. And that sounded just fine to us.

Lieutenant: [whispering] Tank, you alive back there?
Seaman Charles 'Tank' Clemens: Yes, sir.
Lieutenant: Good. Port ahead two-thirds.
Seaman Charles 'Tank' Clemens: Port ahead two-thirds. Aye, sir.
Lieutenant: [pulls out paper] Tank... can you fix the stern tube?
Seaman Charles 'Tank' Clemens: I don't know, Mr. Tyler.
Lieutenant: I don't want an "I don't know." Can you fix the torpedo tube? Yes... or no?
Seaman Charles 'Tank' Clemens: Yes, sir. I think I can.
Lieutenant: Thank you, Tank. Chief, make depth 1-6-0 meters.
Chief: That's more than five hundred feet.
Lieutenant: Take us down, Chief.
Chief: Aye, sir. One-six-zero meters. Twenty degrees dive both planes.
Eddie,32054: Twenty degrees dive, aye, sir.
Eddie: Mr. Tyler, sir, uh, do you plan on going up against a destroyer with only one fish in the tube and busted motor?
Lieutenant: Yes, I am, Eddie.
Lt. Hirsch: How wise is that, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: Not very. But have a look. Chief.
[while speaking, drawing and showing Chief and Hirsch plan on paper]
Lieutenant: There is no way a two-knot submarine can get in firing position against a thirty-knot destroyer unless we go deep. At one hundred sixty meters, we can shoot out a bunch of junk from the forward tubes. It will resurface and create a debris field. Now the destroyer's going to go to the center of that debris field, shut off its engines to make it real nice and quiet and do an acoustic search to make sure we're dead. But we're not. See, we're here, on our way up to periscope depth. All right, principle of ascent velocity. We let our positive buoyancy pull us up and away from the destroyer. And when we surface we'll be showing it our ass at seven hundred yards. That is a pefect setup for a stern shot on a stationary target. Boom. It don't get much prettier than that.
Chief: All right, Mr. Tyler. Passing 1-3-0 meters.
Lieutenant: Very well. Rabbit, I need you to load Mazzola's body into tube three and put an escape jacket on him to make sure he floats.
Seaman Ronald 'Rabbit' Parker,: Wanna shoot him out like garbage?
Lieutenant: [pause; slowly turns around] His body is gonna save our lives.
Seaman Ronald 'Rabbit' Parker,: I'll say a few words for him.

Cooper: This world's a treasure, Don; but it's been telling us to leave for a while now.

Seaman Bill Wentz,: Mister Tyler, please... don't tell the other guys I'm half German. They'll hate me.
Lieutenant: Yeah, sure thing, Wentz.

Newton: These men are here to vote. They mind dying a whole lot less than you do.

Ron: I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.

Thayer: That it?
Tony: That's it?
Ben: [points to purse on desk] That's it.
Tony: Have you looked inside?
Ben: No.
Thayer: Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?
Ben: Uhh, yeah, I guess I do.
Tony: Well, it's hardly a purse, dude, it's more like a... clutch or something.
Ben: Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.

Denton: There's nothing magical about it. They're made of flesh and blood. You take out their heart you bring down the beast.

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Newton: It seems that we don't got no country on either side. And that's all right. I guess we're kind of our own country. That's right. And if we're honest about it, hadn't we been our own country for a long time?

[last lines]
Ben: Look who made the trip with me.
Andie: It's our love fern! Oh, Bennie-boo-boo, boo-boo.

Will: [referring to Daniel] He died with honor.
Newton: No, Will, he just died.

Ben: [introducing Andie to his family] And this is Joey Jr.
Glenda: [to Jack, playing BS] Bullshit!
Ben: Now the whole family suffers from tourette's, I hope that's not a problem.

Ron: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
Ron: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.

Lieutenant: I didn't get my boat.
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: I know.
Lieutenant: And with all due respect, sir, there's only one way that could've happened and that's if you withheld your recomendation.
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: That's right. I just don't think your ready.
Lieutenant: What do you mean I'm not ready? Sir, I have worked my tail off on the S-33. I'm qualified in every area and then some. What executive officer has higher marks then I do, Captain?
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: Andy! Your just not ready to take on a command of your own.

Denton: The name's Van Zan. Kentucky Irregulars.
Quinn: You're a long away from home, Van Zan. You lost?
Denton: Rebuilt a National Guard C-5A. Flew it 8,000 miles on 2 engines and tried to set it down on the old strip outside of Manchester. Lost 122 men and most of my fuel. We need shelter and a place to refit artillery. We'll be out of your hair by 1800 hours tomorrow.
Quinn: That's a good story. Especially the bit about the plane, but there hasn't been anything in the air for 20 years. That's their territory.
Denton: It's my territory. It's *your* territory. Their just rentin' it.

Dr. Eve Saks: You're in the hospital. You almost died.
Ron: I bet that didn't surprise anybody.

Mick: I checked the list of people I trust and your name ain't on it.

Ron: Watch what you eat and who you eat.

CASE: Endurance rotation is 67, 68 RPM.
Cooper: CASE, get ready to match our spin with the retro thrusters.
CASE: It's not possible.
Cooper: No. It's necessary.

Buster: [Hears Meena singing 'Hallelujah' on her headphones] You think you can sing like that? In front of an audience?
Meena: I don't know. But I'd like to try.
Buster: Good. Because I want to see it.

Cooper: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now we just look down, and worry about our place in the dirt.

Ron: That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.

Ben: Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.
Tony: Right. That's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.

Doyle: You can't just think about your family. You have to think bigger than that.
Cooper: I'm thinking about my family and millions of other families.

Newton: From this day forward we declare the land north of Pascagoula Swamp, south of enterprise and east to the Pearl River to the Alabama border, to be a Free State of Jones. And as such we do hereby proclaim and affirm the following principles. Number one, no man ought to stay poor so another man can get rich. Number two, no man ought to tell another man what you got to live for or what he's got to die for. Number three, what you put in the ground is yours to tend and harvest and there ain't no man ought to be able to take that away from you. Number four, every man is a man. If you walk on two legs, you're a man. It's as simple as that.

- Blew a tire is all.
- Murphy's Law.
- Shut up!
- Grab the spare, Tom.
- That is the spare.
Cooper: Get the patch kit!
- TOM: How am I supposed to patch it out here? COOPER: You got to figure it out.
- I'm not always gonna be here to help you.

Ward: What are you doin', nigger? That ain't for you. Put it back. Put it back, nigger.
Moses: How you ain't?
Ward,16405: What?
Moses: I said, how you ain't?
Ward: How I ain't what?
Newton: What he says, Ward, is how you ain't a nigger. I mean, they just pick cotton for 'em. You-You was willin' to get killed for 'em

- The gravity's punishing.
- Been floating through space too long?
CASE: One hundred and thirty percent
- Earth gravity.
Cooper: Come on. Come on.
- There's nothing here.
CASE: Should be right here.
- If the signal's coming from here, then...

Eddie: You really shoot your client's mother?
Mick: Damn right I did. She shot me first.

Doyle: We have a mission.
Cooper: Yeah, and our mission is to find a planet that can habitate the people living on Earth right now. Okay? Plan A does not work if the people on Earth are dead by the time we pull it off.

[from trailer]
Buster: A singing competition. Just think, your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there. Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage!

Young: Dad?
Cooper: Sorry, Murph. Go back to bed.
Young: I thought you were the ghost.
Cooper: There are no such things as ghosts, babe.
Young: Grandpa says you can get ghosts.
Cooper: Maybe that's because Grandpa is a little too close to being one himself. Go back to bed.

Denton: These things live on death and feed on ash.

Newton: Take my hand!

CASE: He doesn't know the Endurance docking procedure.
- The autopilot does.
CASE: Not since TARS disabled it.
- Nice.
- What's your trust setting, TARS?
- Lower than yours apparently.
Cooper: Do not attempt docking.
- I repeat, do not attempt docking.
- Please res...

Newton: [about new voting rights law] It ain't just for us, all right? It is for everybody. Black, white, rich, poor. It's for our oppressors who don't even know what's good for 'em yet. It's for everybody who came before us who couldn't even read this ballot. It's for our children, who, Lord willin', won't have to shed blood for it like we have. And it's for their children, and their children's children.

Buster: If your folks could just loan me the money until...
Eddie: $100,000? Buster, come on.
Buster: Hoo! I gotta think. I've gotta think. I've gotta think. I've got to come up with a solution...
Eddie: Look, maybe it's time to stop thinking and it's time to just move on. I mean, this theater of yours, you could get some decent money for it and... I don't know, maybe we could do something together.
Buster: What? What, sit around playing video games? Do you know what that is?
Eddie: Uh, it's a bucket?
Buster: Yes, and do you know why I have this bucket?
Eddie: 'Cause the roof is leaking?
Buster: [pointing to another bucket] No, that's the bucket for the leak.

Michelle: So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?
Andie: Seven days.
Michelle: Seven days. Interesting.
Ben: Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?
Andie: Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything...
Ben: It's like a week.

[Mick, armed with a baseball bat, discovers Louis has broken into his house]
Louis: [sitting casually in Mick's home office] If you're wondering how I got in, I'm in real estate, so if I want to get into a friend's house...
Mick: No, we're not friends. You're my client. And I'm your lawyer.
Louis: My lawyer. See, that's exactly what I wanted to remind you of. I'm about to go on trial, and yet I couldn't reach you. Now I find out where you were all day. Heard you tell Maggie.
Mick: You shit.
Louis: You went to see Jesus Martinez. And I know what you talked about: Donna Renteria. You're right, Mick. I killed her. There. No reason I shouldn't tell my own lawyer since it's all confidential. Attorney-client privilege. Isn't that what you told me?
Mick: It's time for you to go, Louis.
Louis: Alright.
[He sits up, finishes his drink, and stands up. He notices a framed picture of Mick & his daughter Hayley on Mick's desk]
Louis: [walks out into the living room] That's a cute picture of your daughter Hayley. She's very pretty. She's got soccer practice tomorrow, right?
Mick: [following Louis] Don't.
Louis: [pretending to be confused] Don't what?
Mick: [gets in Louis' face] You think you're the first client to threaten me and my family? Huh?
Louis: All I said was she's pretty.
Mick: Are you scared, Louis? Because where you are right now, you're in a very dangerous place.
[He opens the front door and Louis leaves]

Rick: You can't be serious?
Les: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?

Cooper: Hey TARS, what's your honesty parameter?
TARS: 90 percent.
Cooper: 90 percent?
TARS: Absolute honesty isn't always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings.
Cooper: Okay, 90 percent it is.

Buster: Music and lights bring magic to life.

TARS: I have a cue light I can use to show you when I'm joking, if you like.
Cooper: That might help.
TARS: Yeah, you can use it to find your way back to the ship after I blow you out the airlock.
[cue light flashes]

Earl: You know what? You would've done all right on the streets.
Mick: Shit. Where do you think I am, Earl?

Wooderson: Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don't forget.
[slaps her ass]
Cynthia: I won't.

Ben: So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
Andie: Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Ben: Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
Andie: That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
Ben: You know what, you did your job now, Andie.
Andie: Yes, I did.
Ben: You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him.
[walks away]
Andie: No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had!

Mick: [to the bikers beating up Louis] Hospital, not the morgue.

Ron: Rayon, where you fuckin' goin?
Rayon: [inviting Ron to enter a gay bar] C'mon in, it's a fucking bore out there.

Brand: Couldn't you've told her you were going to save the world?
Cooper: No. When you become a parent, one thing becomes really clear. And that's that you want to make sure your children feel safe. And that rules out telling a 10-year old that the world's ending.

Thayer: We, you know, we got a whole bunch of work we have to do, but we're still on for poker at your house this weekend?
Ben: Oh, you count on it.
Andie: Whoo! Boys' night.
Tony: Whoo!

Denton: We have paid a terrible price, and now we've got a chance to make a difference. We will.

Brand: Maybe we've spent too long trying to figure all this out with theory.
Cooper: You're a scientist, Brand.
Brand: So listen to me, when I say that love is not something we invented. It's observable, powerful. It has to mean something.
Cooper: Love has meaning, yes. Social utility, social bonding, child rearing...
Brand: We love people who've died. Where's the "social utility" in that?
Cooper: None.

Ron: Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.

Denton: Coffeyville. It's etched in American history because the outlaw Dalton boys were killed there. Ordinary townsfolk rose up and took 'em down.
Quinn: Maybe you're the Dalton boys.
Denton: No, no... We're the townsfolk.

[Tugg has just killed a panda]
Tugg: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
Rick: A hooker. Alright, you killed a hooker. Calm down. Here's what you're gonna do: Get your hands on some bleach, some hydrogen peroxide, and a shit load of lime.

Ben: Let's take a break because the woman is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which woman? Andie or Princess Sophia?

Lt. Hirsch: Last night at 0300 hours a British destroyer reported depth charging and sinking a German U-boat. However, sometime thereafter, Allied direction finding station triangulated a coded enemy radio signal to this position here near the chop line.
[indicates position on map]
Lt. Hirsch: We believe the U-boat was disabled, not sunk, and is drifting eastward on a four-knot current. Now, French resistance reported a resupply submarine sailed from the Lorient U-boat pens yesterday afternoon with engine parts and mechanics. Now, we believe it's gonna rendezvous with the disabled U-boat. On board that U-boat is this.
[picture of typewriter Enigma]
Ens. Keith Larson,: A typewriter?
Lt. Hirsch: An Enigma code machine. It allows the German navy to communicate with it's submarines in secret, and our inability to decipher their messages is costing us this war. Mr. Coonan?
Marine Maj. Coonan: All right. This is basically a Trojan Horse operation. The S-33 will rendezvous with the U-boat, posing as the German resupply sub. I will lead a boarding party dressed in Kriegsmarine uniforms to the enemy submarine. We will take it by force and secure the Enigma. Any German survivors will be transferred to the S-33 and the U-boat will be scuttled.
Lt. Hirsch: The German resupply submarine will arrive at the rendezvous and will assume that the U-boat succumbed to its wounds and sank. The Germans must never suspect we have the Enigma. That is vital.
Lt. Pete Emmett: So it's a race?
Lt. Hirsch: Yes, effectively.
Lieutenant: Who's the boarding party?
Marine Maj. Coonan: Well, since you're the X.O., you sir. Mr. Emmett, Mr. Larson, Mr. Hirsch and nine of your ship's company. The captain, of course, will remain onboard the S-33.
Lieutenant: Mr. Coonan, our boys are submarine sailors, not combat marines.
Marine Maj. Coonan: The boys onboard that U-boat are sailors too. Your men'll be ready, Lieutenant. I'll train them myself.
Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: You've come to the right boat.

Mrs. Dahlgren: Where's your date, Andy? It's not like you to arrive stagged like this.
Lieutenant: I'm afraid I couldn't get one on such short notice ma'am.

Lieutenant: He torpedoed me, Chief. Nine months aboard the S-33 doing the best job I know how. Doing everything once, and then doing it again just to make sure I didn't miss anything the first time.
Chief: You'll get your chance sir. There's other commands in the navy.

Lieutenant: Who's the boarding party?
Marine Maj. Coonan: Well, since you're the XO, you sir. Mr. Emmett, Mr. Larson, Mr. Hirsh and nine of your ships company. Captain, of course, will remain onboard the S-33.
Lieutenant: Mister, our boys are submarine sailors, not combat marines.
Marine Maj. Coonan: Boys onboard that U-boat are sailors, too. Your men will be ready, Lieutenant. I'll train them myself.