50 Best Frankie Rizzoli Jr. Quotes

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Walks into autopsy] You didn't get the bullet out yet?
Jane: Yeah, Maura, come on. The body has been here at least 30 seconds.
[Maura smiles]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [sighs] Oh, sorry.

Frankie: [Phone rings] Rizzoli... What?... Alright, I'm there
[hangs up]
Frankie: Sorry Ma, I got to go. Work
Angela: Yeah, of course it's work. My kids always work!

Nina: This guy was amazing
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: And his brother. His dad too. The Fantastic Three. Why did Alice break the mold?
Nina: Because Marvel had the rights to Fantastic Four?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nerd humor! Nice

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's no wonder Jane comes down here all the time. You guys have all the fun! She's gonna hate that she missed out on the fat-bomb
Maura: Well, it's actually a lipid-accelerant exothermic combustive device
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, that's not so sexy as fat-bomb
Maura: Well, the office of the Chief Medical Examiner is not going to write fat-bomb as a cause of death
Vince: It's made of fat, it is a bomb
Maura: What? You too?
Vince: If the fat-bomb fits...

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Jane doesn't like the ocean
Detective: Well, that's not why, but I'll add it to the list
Nina: I like the ocean, but don't get me started on lakes
Detective: Why? Lakes are great!
Nina: There's no current. Have you ever seen what settles on the bottom?
Detective: Great! Now you've ruined lakes

Jane: [Yawns] Hhh
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Starting the day off tired?
Jane: No
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You're yawning because you skipped breakfast
Angela: You didn't eat breakfast?
Jane: No, I'm yawning because you're boring
Maura: You know, studies show that yawning actually increases boredom

Jane: He is either the smartest criminal or the luckiest
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Or he didn't do it

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Olives and ketchup? You're not really going to eat that, are you?
Jane: Well, it's moldy cheese or this.

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know Tommy likes Lydia.
Jane: What? He tell you that?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Didn't have to. She likes him too. That's why they act like seventh graders when they're around each other.
Jane: Are you sure that's not a brain problem?
Angela: Jane!
Jane: What?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What if we got the two of them together, I mean in the same place?
Jane: So what, we're the parent trap now?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, that's a great idea!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Can you picture this place with only one Rizzoli in it?
Nina: You're all the Rizzoli I need

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maybe it'll be zombies! That'd be cool
Vince: You're going undercover! You're not going on vacation

Jane: Frankie? Make 65 copies of that
[hands him a photo]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Okay... why?
Barry: Yeah, why?
Jane: 'Cause we haven't had a break in this case and it's time we got creative

Detective: [after chasing down their killer] I told you to stay put.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, you told me to stay in the car.
Detective: Nice move, little brother.

Detective: You called?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hi Jane, you met Nina?
Detective: No, hi, Jane Rizzoli
Nina: Rizzoli? Like...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yup, I'm the reason the department has a nepotism policy
Detective: No, you're the reason the department get rid of vending machines!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nice!

Jane: [Frankie is making coffee] Did you read the label?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know how to make coffee
Jane: Your last pot tasted like motor oil!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That was an anomaly! How was I to know those were espresso beans?
Jane: By reading the label!

Angela: Here
[hands over an ice bag]
Angela: It won't be attractive if your nose swells up. You may never know who you might run into
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Ma!
Angela: What?
Jane: 'Cause I meet so many great guys at work. Too bad they're all dead

Jane: Did we talk to her?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, the uniforms knocked on her door during the canvassing, but she didn't answer
Jane: Well, maybe we should knock a little louder

Jane: I don't know
Vince: Well, I flew you to LA to find out!
Jane: Oh, it wasn't for the breakfast burritos? 'Cause so far, that's all I like about this place, no offense
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Burritos for breakfast? This is so unfair

Vince: What'd you find out about our family?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, they're pretty impressive on paper
Vince: So are the Kardashians

Nina: There is no 52626th street in Boston
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Surprise

Detective: Well, the best lies are usually half truths, so maybe he was a drugs dealer
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hipster drugs dealer laying low in Sobo
Nina: Isn't that a bubble drink?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, that's Soba
Detective: No, no, no, the noodles are Soba. Bubble drinks are Boba
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Sobo is what the hipsters are calling South Boston
Detective: It's not a thing!

Detective: Seems like a pretty big mistake in an otherwise buttoned-up crime
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: If criminals didn't make mistakes, we'd never catch them
Detective: True

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [after Jane and Maura made fun of his motorcycle outfit] Can you two go and inspect someone else? That's very yellow
Maura: Thank you . You know, you should be very careful around ovulating women. The University of Texas study determined that ovulating women are attracted to biker types in order to fertilize their eggs
Angela: Ha, that explains what happened with, uh, me and your farther
Jane: Whoa, pop rode a motorcycle?
Angela: I'd rather not remember

Jane: You know what? You go sit in his chair and tell him you're not leaving until he gives you the list
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You got it
Nina: And I'll go wait in my chair for the list to show up
Jane: I will wait here in my chair for the list to show up
Vince: This is my chair and I'll defend it to the death

Alexandra: Look, try to use just the two middle fingers. Like that. Alright, slowly, squeeze...
[gunshot]
Alexandra: Good, keep practicing
[walks away]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I will
Detective: [Angry] You failed your shooting test on purpose?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What? No way
Detective: Well, either that or you're going blind, which from the way you're staring at her ass, I can see that's not the case!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's no big deal, okay? I just needed a reason to have a couple of lessons with the new firearms instructor, Alexandra. Did you see her?
Detective: This is sad on so many levels!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Looking at the leaving parents of the victim] How the hell do you through a day like this?
Vince: Right now they're on autopilot. The worst day is coming: the day the shock wears off and they know their little girl is really gone

Detective: Tommy, we're all so proud of you. You're on your way bringing back Rizzoli & sons
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, little brother. You're finally getting it together
Tommy: Hey, I told you guys not to worry. I'm a late bloomer
Detective: Well, we all wish you and Lydia a long and happy life and thank you for finally giving Ma what she wants!
Angela: Yeah! At least one of my kids are gonna get married

Maura: [at the crime scene] This is interesting
Vince: Last thing I expect to hear here
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What would you expect?
Vince: Sad story
Maura: Well, this is interesting and sad

Vince: You're a good man and a fine detective
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Thank you
Vince: So maybe it's time to just stop
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Stop what?
Vince: Stop being Frankie junior! You're not a kid anymore
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, I have always been Frankie junior
Vince: Doesn't mean you always have to be, Frank?

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I just... I failed my shooting test! Again!
Detective: You know what? You keep screwing around, you're gonna regret it!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: That's the thing. I really tried this time. It's Alexandra, she was standing so close to me I couldn't focus. All I could think about was coming up with the perfect line to ask her out
Detective: How about: "the only thing I love more than a woman in uniform is a woman out of uniform". That's always a winner

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know Guardian Chogokin is in your drawer. It's going for five hundred dollars on Ebay. You ripped off my mother.
Detective: He doesn't even have the sword, man. Okay, okay, you know what, if it gets you to shut it, I'll give your mom the three eighty.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: He wasn't for sale!
Detective: Can you fight over the doll after we've solved this murder?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Action figure.

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: According to Wikipedia, the jury is still out
Maura: There is not enough time in the day to keep that site honest

Jane: [to Korsak, just after Frankie has come in] Now a good time?
Vince: Sure
[Korsak and Jane stand up from their chairs, Jane puts Frank's name on Korsak's desk]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Unsure] Uh, you're sure?
Vince: Yeah!
[Makes way for Frankie, who reluctantly takes his new chair, coughs]
Maura: Congratulations, Frankie... Frank!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Thank you, Maura

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [to burglar] Turn around! This is the part where you put your hands on your head

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: How's it going?
Detective: Hey. This case is going down faster than the Titanic!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Did you find gram's earrings?
Angela: I did and I forgot what terrible taste your great-grandmother had

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Looking at victim related pictures] The older one is the sister, that's the wife. God, how do I do this?
Barry: You just got to do it!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maybe I'll stay in the drug unit.
Barry: If I can look at dead bodies, you can do this!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [At home, picking up their ringing phones] Rizzoli
Maura: Isles
Jane: That doesn't sound right. That's messed up

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [During a house search] Even so, how does a kid with no job, who's cut off from his family afford all this?
Vince: [Opens a door] He was an entrepreneur
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Why'd you say that?
Vince: [Walks into a lab] The meth lab gave it away

Nina: 26, 27, no 28
Jane: What's up?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Uh, you're not gonna believe this!
Nina: 29
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No way
Nina: 30
Jane: What's going on?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nina unlocks Stuarts phone and it's weird: there's no email, no calendar programs, no apps but there is a lot of texts
Nina: 31
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Now that's just greedy
Jane: 31 what?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Women!
Jane: What?
Nina: Not just women. Girlfriends! 32
Jane: Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Stuart wasn't just reading Don Juan. The guy was Don Juan

Vince: That would be a good theory, but I just met with Larry, Jr. and his lawyer, and I might have implied that our case is air tight and that Larry, Jr. is two steps away from death row.
Jane: Massachusetts doesn't have the death penalty.
Vince: My point was made. Larry admitted he lied about his alibi to protect his marriage.
Jane: He was with another woman.
Vince: He was being intimate with two other women. And one man. At the same time. And unfortunately, there's video, for our eyes only. Did I say 'ours'? I meant yours.
[tosses the thumb drive to Frankie]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, come on guys, don't do this to me.
Jane: It's a chain of command thing, Bud. I'm sorry; our hands are tied.
[Frankie looks at Korsak, who shakes his head. Frankie sighs dejectedly and walks away with the thumb drive]

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Get this: when he lost a squash match, he peed in his opponent's locker.
Maura: He urinated in it?
Jane: That is what "peed" means, yes.

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: They stayed at the same hotel, on the same night. What are the odds of that?
Vince: Pretty damn good if they were having an affair

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, now I have to explain all this to her parents
Nina: You can't explain. Maybe no one can. All you can do is tell them the truth

Detective: Erase another one from the chalkboard
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: We have a chalkboard?
Detective: We used to! It was very satisfying

Frank Rizzoli Sr.: Nothing's mixed up, Frankie. Everything's in the order of the order of things.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [handing him a section of pipe] What the hell does that even mean? Here.

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Angela is looking for a new place to live] Last place no good?
Angela: Huh, I'm pretty sure half the units there are rented out by the hour

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Showing the keys of the handcuffs with which the wife was tied to the bed] Look what CSRU found when EMTs moved them
Detective: Where was it?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Between the mattress and the bed frame
Detective: Why put it there?
Nina: So it doesn't get lost during the festivities
[seeing Frankie and Korsak wonder]
Nina: or so I hear

Jane: [Frankie sneaks up from behind and starts hugging her] What are you doing?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: The FBI called me for a background check
Jane: [Frankie lets go] ! was gonna tell you
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: It's okay, I understand. You wanted to wait until everything was final. But, you know, I realized that after you leave, I'm not gonna be able to come in here and hug you whenever I want
Jane: You never come in here and hug me whenever you want
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Till now
Jane: [Frankie starts hugging again] What? Oh God, No!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: How about you? You still... okay with everything?
Nina: By "everything" I assume you mean our spontaneous decision to change our lives forever?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, that
Nina: I feel more than okay. I feel great!