50 Best Angela Rizzoli Quotes

Angela: I'm taking a class, eh, at night, eh, a cooking class
Jane: Oh what kind of cooking?
Angela: French
Maura: My favorite, pot-au-feu, choucroute, steak frite
Angela: I know, I love it
Jane: You love it? You love French food?
Angela: Uhm hmm
Jane: What other kind of French food do you love?
Angela: Well, I like it all! French onion soup and French fries and French toast

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [after Jane and Maura made fun of his motorcycle outfit] Can you two go and inspect someone else? That's very yellow
Maura: Thank you . You know, you should be very careful around ovulating women. The University of Texas study determined that ovulating women are attracted to biker types in order to fertilize their eggs
Angela: Ha, that explains what happened with, uh, me and your farther
Jane: Whoa, pop rode a motorcycle?
Angela: I'd rather not remember

Angela: Hey Jane, I hope you haven't put him in any danger out there
Detective: [Seeing how Giovanni eats his spaghetti] He's in more danger in here of chocking to death, ma!

Angela: [Cooking] So, the secret to this is to go slow. This ragout needs love, patience, and commitment
Jane: I wanna eat it. I don't want to settle down and have kids with it!
Angela: Well, yeah, you should be so lucky to find a man as good as my ragout

Angela: So, how is it going, with you and Jane living under the same roof?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Not bad! We're all actually getting along pretty good. It's nice having her around
Angela: [skeptical] Is that right?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Eh, yeah
Angela: Hmm, okay, alright
[walks away]
Nina: You told me, you guys drive each other crazy! Why don't you tell her the truth?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, because then she'd go to Jane and start nosing around and then Jane will want to know why I was complaining to Ma. The whole thing is like a viscous circle
Nina: So, what's the real problem with you and Jane?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: One bathroom, two adults
Nina: Why don't you tell your mom that?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: The minute I tell her, it becomes a big deal. Besides Jane has a meeting with a condo board today. If that goes well, she'll be out of my place real soon and I have avoided a family crises. Win-win
Angela: [walks back in] You're sure you don't want to tell me anything?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [playing innocent] Me? No! Why?
Nina: [looking guilty] I've got nothing
Angela: Hmm, all right
[and walks away]
Nina: She knows we're lying
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: She always knows

Lieutenant: What the hell happened to me?
Maura: It appears you experienced a vasovagal episode.
Lieutenant: I went outside to get some air...
Angela: You live in Dorchester.
Lieutenant: I got lightheaded is all.
Jane: Is that how your pants fell off?
Angela: [whispering] Jane! Don't embarrass him.
Jane: [whispering back] Him? I've never been so embarrassed in my life!
Maura: Well, your dizziness could've been caused by sexual arousal and a sudden rush of blood to your genitals.
Jane: [dry heaving] Oh my go...
Angela: [quickly] Okay, we weren't making love. We were just making out.
Angela: I'm gonna have a vasovagal episode if you don't stop. Please, I beg you!

Angela: Yeah, I am free, I am single, I got new job and it's time I start to live it up a little. Don't worry Jane, I'm making more money now than I ever did. And I got three new credit cards this week!
Detective: Yes, but mom, you do realize that you pay these off with real money, right?

Jane: Maura, that's your second cup of coffee!
Maura: Third! I was up late last night
Angela: Working or dating?
Maura: Working, on a poem, for my writing class
Jane: [skeptical] Hmm, that sounds like fun
Maura: Well, it isn't. I'm really struggling with this assignment
Jane: Well, just keep it simple. You know: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Angela: [Wearing a hideous dress] How do I look?
Detective: Oh!
Dr. Maura Isles: Eh, well, that's a very challenging palette for you, Angela, but you seem to be pulling it off
Angela: Damn! Okay, how do I look worse?

Frank Rizzoli Sr.: Everybody makes mistakes, Jane.
Detective: Running a priest down in a crosswalk on your third DUI conviction is not a mistake.
Angela: Father Crowley has forgiven him. Why can't you?
Detective: You're throwing him a party in a bar, Mom. Are you crazy?

Angela: You know, I liked it better, before the computer media cloud stuff
Vince: Me too. You could have a conversation
Angela: You want some coffee?
Vince: Love some
Angela: You want a little Irish whiskey in it?
Vince: Sure! But skip the coffee
[Angela laughs]

[first lines]
Angela: [upon seeing a dress Jane is trying on] Oh! That's beautiful.
Detective: [laughing] Yeah, if you're a farmer's wife. Ma, come on, my birthday was last month, it's fine.

Angela: I hope the undead are good tippers!

Angela: [at the bar, pitching a health drink] Do you get tired in the afternoon? Forget where your keys are, your phone? Well, Polynesian people are among the healthiest and happiest people in the planet. Now, science knows why. And it comes in a bottle.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [watching] How long's this been going on?
Detective: A while. I got the two bottle special.

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Angela is looking for a new place to live] Last place no good?
Angela: Huh, I'm pretty sure half the units there are rented out by the hour

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I know Tommy likes Lydia.
Jane: What? He tell you that?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Didn't have to. She likes him too. That's why they act like seventh graders when they're around each other.
Jane: Are you sure that's not a brain problem?
Angela: Jane!
Jane: What?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: What if we got the two of them together, I mean in the same place?
Jane: So what, we're the parent trap now?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Oh, that's a great idea!

[Jane has reluctantly been forced to bring Angela to a crime scene]
Detective: Stay in the car.
Angela: I won't embarrass you.
Detective: Thirty years of experience says otherwise.

Angela: Hey Vince!
[reads over the shoulder of Vince]
Detective: Angela!
[quickly closes the folder]
Angela: Well, you can keep it from me, Vince, but you can't keep it from yourself
Detective: It's a lot more complicated that the loss of an old friend, Angela.
Angela: Complications, secrets, pain, happiness, they are the spices in the soup. You leave one out, it doesn't taste as good
Detective: [Opens folder and points to photo] Peter & Vince! We had a meeting with an A&R record guy from Ney York. He took us out of the town, wined us, dined us. The end of the night Peter wanted to go home, wanted to see his wife and kid, but not me. I was flying, I didn't want that night to end. I let him walk home alone, drunk. He took a short cut, cross some railroad tracks, he fell, he hit his head, never woke up. It snowed that night, took a couple of days to find his body. So, how do I tell Bobby I killed his grandfather?
Angela: Oh, come on Vince, you know that's not true

Angela: [to Tommy] Honey, if I told you once, I've told you a hundred times: there can't be too many Rizzoli's!

Angela: Do you know what this announcement is all about?
Maura: It's Jane's news
Angela: Just tell me! I'll act all surprised

Detective: [Talking about Maura's mom visiting] If your mom is in the guesthouse, where are you staying?
Angela: With you, of course.
Detective: Fine, but just you know I don't serve coq au vin. I serve... cocoa puffs.

Jane: Yeah, what it his story?
Angela: He is very bright. He, eh, dropped out to pursue his passion for farming
Jane: In Boston? What's he farm?
Angela: [Starts running away] Hydroponic marihuana, mostly. Gotta go

Detective: I am warning you! One word gets out about this and I am naming this baby after Constantina.
Angela: You are never to speak her name!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Who is Constantina?
Detective: Her cousin
Angela: Il Diablo.
[beat]
Angela: You wouldn't dare!
Detective: Boy or girl: Constantina Rizzoli! And now I'm going to go to lunch. Have Ma fill you in on ol' cousin Consty...

Detective: [after coming home to Angela testing out old paint on her apartment wall] This reminds me of the time that I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.
Angela: I thought you loved that bed!
Detective: I asked for a bunk bed because I wanted to build a fort, Ma, and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Ugh. I wish you knew I hate pink!
Angela: [referring to a paint sample on Jane's wall] It's begonia!
Detective: Then I hate begonia, too.

[Jane is secretly reading a file hidden in a magazine]
Detective: What are you doing ma?
Angela: Just wondering what's grabbed your attention
Detective: Ehhh...
[reads the magazine's cover]
Detective: I was just reading this fascinating article: Ten Ways to Please my Man and make him happy as a clam
[looks away and spots a candle]
Detective: with a candle
[sheepishly turns back to Angela]
Angela: [Spots the same candle] Oh, that's a new one
Detective: It's fascinating stuff!
Angela: Hmm, the candle or the clam?

Dr. Maura Isles: Y'know, female commissioned officers are addressed as Ma'am. It's a sign of respect.
Detective: Sir is a sign of respect. Ma'am is for fat old cat ladies.
Angela: Are you talking about me?
Detective: [annoyed] Do you have a cat?
Angela: [pause] No.

Angela: [Maura enters] Hi, how are you?
Maura: I was up late last night
Jane: Wait, don't tell me! You attended a lecture on the lifespan of parasites in open wounds

Detective: Hi ma
Angela: Hi, how come you're dressed up like... a flight attendant?
Detective: Librarian!

[last lines]
Angela: [to Jane and Maura, after they've finished the marathon route and everyone's celebrating] I'm so proud of you!

Angela: Janie, I love you, but you are so nosey!
Maura: Hmm, true!
[Jane frowns to Maura]
Maura: Sorry, I was thinking out loud
Jane: Not helping!

Angela: Frankie needs a wife.
Detective: Why? He has you!

Angela: You're starting to look like Grandma with those bags under your eyes
Jane: I'm too tired to be insulted. And tonight, I sleep for a week
Maura: I think the record for sleep deprivation is about 19 days
Jane: Hold up! This is something that you don't know the exact factoid on?
Angela: Wow, maybe the both of you are sleep deprived
Jane: Well, the Guiness Book of World Records no longer keeps statistics on this subject for fear that those competing for the title, would suffer ill effects
Jane: Sometimes I think you're actually a robot
Maura: I do know how to do a robot

Angela: Can you help me get the Buick back? You're a Police Officer!
Detective: I'm a Homicide Detective! Are you planning on killing the car dealer?
Angela: I might.

Angela: [to Jane] You broke more bones that your brothers combined. How do you do this to yourself?
Jane: It's not broken!

Angela: [Shopping for a dress for Jane] Oh, we're not leaving until we found something that we both like!
Detective: Did you bring food and water?

Susie: [Taking the cake as the celebration is interrupted] Okay, I'll just, eh, take this to the fridge
[looking at Jane]
Susie: not the morgue fridge
Detective: If that goes anywhere near a person with a toe tag, I'll know it
Susie: I understand
Detective: I'm watching you Chang!
[Leaves the autopsy room]
Susie: The morgue fridge is the only thing big enough to fit this cake in
Angela: Dead man tell no tales

Frankie: [Phone rings] Rizzoli... What?... Alright, I'm there
[hangs up]
Frankie: Sorry Ma, I got to go. Work
Angela: Yeah, of course it's work. My kids always work!

Angela: I have customers!
Dr. Maura Isles: So do I! Well, bodies

Detective: Tommy, we're all so proud of you. You're on your way bringing back Rizzoli & sons
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yeah, little brother. You're finally getting it together
Tommy: Hey, I told you guys not to worry. I'm a late bloomer
Detective: Well, we all wish you and Lydia a long and happy life and thank you for finally giving Ma what she wants!
Angela: Yeah! At least one of my kids are gonna get married

Angela: [Arguing about going undercover] Isn't being a cop enough? Now you have to be a cop that puts herself with a bunch of criminals?
Jane: Korsak and Maura would never...
Angela: I know that! And you'll probably be fine. Then you'll come home, and we'll... we'll all pretend it's normal to think about what you'd look like in a casket! I bet you'd look great!
[Leaves the room, angry]
Jane: [Uncertain] Ma?

Angela: I don't think Cailin should've been forced to have dinner with us.
Jane: Why weren't you this evolved when I was eighteen?

Dr. Maura Isles: [Looking at Angela's steaming car engine] I would suspect it's a ring job
Detective: How much?
Dr. Maura Isles: Uh, three, maybe four...
Detective: Hundred?
Dr. Maura Isles: Thousand
Angela: Oh! Oh God, your father is gonna kill me
Detective: Tell him not to do when I'm on call

Angela: I won't embarass you!
Detective: Thirty years of experience says otherwise.

Dr. Maura Isles: Maybe we can sit down and have a cup of coffee? Real coffee. I can make us all some breakfast.
Detective: I'll take the coffee
[and pours the coffee in some sort container]
Dr. Maura Isles: Oh, eh...
Detective: Thanks; See you later
[walks away]
Angela: Wasn't that your vase?
Dr. Maura Isles: Yup

Angela: Don't you think he's a little afraid too?
Margaret: Louis? No! Mh, mmh, he's perfect
Angela: Louis is a man?
[Margaret nods yes]
Angela: Yeah, well, then he's not perfect!

Angela: [to Frankie] Well, at least you get to go undercover as a biker instead of a prostitute
Jane: It wasn't my idea!

Angela: So this is a cause for celebration.
Jane: Why, 'cause we solved the case, but we didn't get the credit?
Angela: No, because you didn't get fired, and Maura's pretty sure she's not dating a serial killer!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Did you find gram's earrings?
Angela: I did and I forgot what terrible taste your great-grandmother had

[Jane is preparing to go back to work]
Detective: Are you ready ma?
Angela: I feel the same as I did on your first day of school: sending you out into a world where I can't be there to take care of you!
Detective: And I was fine that day and I'll be fine today
Angela: No! You came home missing a front tooth, fighting with that Murphy boy!
Detective: Well, he started it! Besides the tooth was loose anyway
Angela: Oh, you could always take care of yourself, Jane. Go ahead, go knock them dead
Detective: I am a homicide detective ma, they're already dead!
Detective: Don't be a smart ass!

Detective: Keep your voice down, alright, not everybody knows, you know!
Angela: Well, maybe they should, so they stop sending you to very dangerous situations that could get you killed!
Detective: That's kind in the job description, ma!