Top 20 Quotes From Nina Holiday

Jerry: [In awe] You and me. Our minds are like one.
Nina: [Thoroughly unimpressed] Not even a little bit.

Nina: This guy was amazing
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: And his brother. His dad too. The Fantastic Three. Why did Alice break the mold?
Nina: Because Marvel had the rights to Fantastic Four?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nerd humor! Nice

Detective: Well, the best lies are usually half truths, so maybe he was a drugs dealer
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hipster drugs dealer laying low in Sobo
Nina: Isn't that a bubble drink?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No, that's Soba
Detective: No, no, no, the noodles are Soba. Bubble drinks are Boba
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Sobo is what the hipsters are calling South Boston
Detective: It's not a thing!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: He's a millionaire
Nina: [sighs] I'm not sure I can add properly with my brain on fire, but I think that's right

Nina: Turns out custom reloaders are very cooporative people
[Korsak looks surprised]
Nina: after I threatened them with a warrant to seize all their chemicals to search for unregistered tags

Nina: Detective Rizolli! Great to have you back at work!
Detective: Oh! I am not back at work.
Nina: You look fantastic anyway!
Detective: Thank you, Nina
[Nina leaves]
Dr. Maura Isles: You look... not... like... you... at all!
Detective: Yeah, what's the vibe you getting like? Stuffy? Uptight? Professional?
Dr. Maura Isles: Wait a minute, that's... that's my suit? What do you mean: stuffy? And that's my blouse!
Detective: Well, I didn't think you would mind, I have never seen you wear this outfit
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, that's because it isn't an outfit! That blouse is evening wear, that suit is for work, which is why the skirt is knee length or at least it's supposed to be! Okay Jane, what's really going on here?
Detective: What do you mean?
Dr. Maura Isles: Why are you dressed like a flight attendant?
Detective: First of all, I am dressed like a librarian! I am wearing glasses on a chain, for God's sake! Have you ever checked out a book?
Dr. Maura Isles: Well, have you ever been on a plane? Because that scarf you are wearing screams: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can also be used as a floatation device"
[Jane takes the scarf off]
Detective: Is that better?
Dr. Maura Isles: Much
Detective: Good! I've got to be 100% librarian if I'm going to pull this off
[Jane runs away]
Detective: To pull what off? What just happened?

Jane: [Looking at the victims photos] Well, they're all gorgeous, that's for sure
Nina: Think that's what got them killed?
Jane: [sighs] I don't know

Detective: You called?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Hi Jane, you met Nina?
Detective: No, hi, Jane Rizzoli
Nina: Rizzoli? Like...
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Yup, I'm the reason the department has a nepotism policy
Detective: No, you're the reason the department get rid of vending machines!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nice!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Can you picture this place with only one Rizzoli in it?
Nina: You're all the Rizzoli I need

Nina: I entered a sweepstakes and won a trip to Antigua
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Wait! You actually won a sweepstakes?
Nina: Can you believe it? I mean, well, technically I did enter 5,762 of them, using a program I created, we won!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Jane doesn't like the ocean
Detective: Well, that's not why, but I'll add it to the list
Nina: I like the ocean, but don't get me started on lakes
Detective: Why? Lakes are great!
Nina: There's no current. Have you ever seen what settles on the bottom?
Detective: Great! Now you've ruined lakes

Vince: You guys have a nickname yet?
Nina: Goodbye, Vince!
Vince: Ninkie? Frina? Holizoli?
Nina: [Chuckles] Hmm
Vince: Rizziday!
Nina: Ah. There it is
Vince: Ah Rizziday! Have a nice Rizziday

Nina: 26, 27, no 28
Jane: What's up?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Uh, you're not gonna believe this!
Nina: 29
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: No way
Nina: 30
Jane: What's going on?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Nina unlocks Stuarts phone and it's weird: there's no email, no calendar programs, no apps but there is a lot of texts
Nina: 31
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Now that's just greedy
Jane: 31 what?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Women!
Jane: What?
Nina: Not just women. Girlfriends! 32
Jane: Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Stuart wasn't just reading Don Juan. The guy was Don Juan

Vince: [reading a threatening text] "You home wrecking asshole! I'll cut off your..." OOOH!
Jane: That's some colorful language
Nina: Definitely not medical advisable

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, now I have to explain all this to her parents
Nina: You can't explain. Maybe no one can. All you can do is tell them the truth

Nina: Is there anything we can do to help?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: I don't know. Got a time machine? Go back in time and urge my mother to rethink her choice of husband

Nina: And I have got a bot searching FBI wiretaps looking for the names of local guys who might have done the hit. It's a long shot, but...
Detective: Well, I don't know what a "bot" is, but I appreciate the offer!

Nina: So the water bottle that blew up had traces of glycerin and potassium permang...
Maura: Permanganate
Nina: I'm just going to type that one in
Maura: It's an oxidizing agent used in water treatment. The glycerin is sugar alcohol with uses from food sweetener to antifreeze. Innocent enough apart, but together, highly combust

Angela: So, how is it going, with you and Jane living under the same roof?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Not bad! We're all actually getting along pretty good. It's nice having her around
Angela: [skeptical] Is that right?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Eh, yeah
Angela: Hmm, okay, alright
[walks away]
Nina: You told me, you guys drive each other crazy! Why don't you tell her the truth?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Well, because then she'd go to Jane and start nosing around and then Jane will want to know why I was complaining to Ma. The whole thing is like a viscous circle
Nina: So, what's the real problem with you and Jane?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: One bathroom, two adults
Nina: Why don't you tell your mom that?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: The minute I tell her, it becomes a big deal. Besides Jane has a meeting with a condo board today. If that goes well, she'll be out of my place real soon and I have avoided a family crises. Win-win
Angela: [walks back in] You're sure you don't want to tell me anything?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [playing innocent] Me? No! Why?
Nina: [looking guilty] I've got nothing
Angela: Hmm, all right
[and walks away]
Nina: She knows we're lying
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: She always knows

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Showing the keys of the handcuffs with which the wife was tied to the bed] Look what CSRU found when EMTs moved them
Detective: Where was it?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Between the mattress and the bed frame
Detective: Why put it there?
Nina: So it doesn't get lost during the festivities
[seeing Frankie and Korsak wonder]
Nina: or so I hear