The Best Henry Turner Quotes

Henry: [from trailer] I saw her ankles.
Captain: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

Carina: This ship. Those ghosts. There can be no logical explanation.
Henry: Myths of the sea are real, Carina. I'm glad you can finally see you were wrong.
Carina: Wrong? Perhaps I had some doubts.
Henry: This is the worst apology I've ever heard.
Carina: Apology? Why would I apologize?
Henry: Because we've been chased by the dead, sailing on a ship, raised from a bottle. Where is your science in that?
Carina: Fine, I will apologize.
Henry: Go on, then.
Carina: Well then, one could argue that you owe *me* an apology, as my life has been threatened by pirates and dead men.
Henry: Which you now believe in, sorry to say.
Carina: Apology accepted.

Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.
Captain: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.
Henry: I don't have a sword.
Captain: What kind of soldier has no weapon?
Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.
Captain: So not the very good kind then?
Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?
Captain: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?
Captain: The real question is, who are you?

- I'm sorry, sir.
- This one is clearly disturbed.
- Sir, trust in what I say.
- Change your course.
- You dare to give me orders, boy?
- Arrest him!
- Turner!
Henry: I will not let you kill us all.

- What are we going to do?
- As Captain, might I suggest...
Carina: Mutiny?
- You had to suggest a mutiny?
Henry: Carina, the dead are coming.
- Well, I choose not to believe in supernatural nonsense.
- Do you not see what's behind us?

[Henry saves Carina]
Henry: From this moment forth we are to be allies!
Carina: Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!

Henry: [Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention]
[sees a shadowy figure approach]
Henry: Father?
Will: Henry. What have you done?
Henry: I said I'd find you.
Will: Look at me, son.
[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]
Henry: I don't care.
Will: There's no place for you on the Dutchman.
[the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background]
Will: They know you're here. Get home to your mother.
Henry: No!
Will: Leave now. Before it's too late.
Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.
Will: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?
Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.
Will: Henry, no.
Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.
Will: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.
Henry: I found you.
Will: It's just a tale.
Henry: Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.
Will: You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...
Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.
Will: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken.
[takes off his necklace]
Will: This is my fate.
[places the necklace in Henry's hands]
Will: You must let me go.
[reaches out to gently touch Henry's face]
Will: I love you, son.
Henry: [the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]
[while lying inside his rowboat]
Henry: Captain Jack Sparrow.

Henry: [about shotgun wedding] Wait. Surely... this is not legal.
Captain: This is not legal.
Carina: He's right. Does any man here object to these nuptials?
Captain: I do.
Priest: Congratulations, you may kiss the bride!

Henry: Maybe Jack was right.
Carina: About what?
Henry: The unscratchable itch.
[he goes to kiss her and she slaps his face]
Henry: Why did you do that for?
Carina: Just checking it's truly you. That you're not just a ghost.
Henry: It's me.
Carina: Then I was...
Henry: Wrong.
Carina: Slightly in error. Although one...
Henry: [now he kisses her] Apology accepted.

Captain: Who are you?
Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Captain: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.
[pause]
Captain: Does mummy ever ask about me?
Henry: No.
Captain: Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?
Henry: She never spoke of you.
Captain: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...
Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

Captain: I once knew a Spaniard named... something in Spanish.
Henry: El Matador del Mar. 'The Butcher of the Sea'.

[Henry meets Jack for the first time]
Henry: Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain: A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.

Captain: [to the only survivor of a ship he attacked] Jack Sparrow...
[holds up a wanted poster of Jack Sparrow]
Captain: Do you know this pirate?
Henry: Only by name.
Captain: For too many years the Triangle has cursed us, condemned us to this Hell on Earth. The key to our escape is Jack Sparrow, and the compass which he holds. No, no. No need to fear, me boy. I always leave one man alive, to tell the tale. Find Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Capitan Salazar.
Henry: Salazar.
Captain: Tell him I'll behold the daylight again. And on that day, death... death comes straight for him. Would you say that to him, please?
Henry: Yes.
Captain: I wish I could tell him myself, but dead men tell no tales.

Henry: Carina!
Henry: Carina!
- Henry!
- They took Henry!
- The Trident be all that can save him now.
Carina: Then we have to find it.

Henry: That's it! I'm going with her!
Captain: You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers?
Henry: Yes!
Captain: You men are all alike!

- Look, Jack. There it is.
- JACK SPARROW: The Trident.
Henry: Jack!
- Huh?