The Best Hector Barbossa Quotes

Captain: I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men...
Captain: No no no no! Men, no! Pirates!

Shansa: The price of crossing my door is blood, Captain.
Captain: That explains why you're not so busy.
Shansa: Everyone pays, eventually.
Captain: Shansa, you and I made a bond long ago. I saved you from the gallows, remember?
Shansa: And I cursed your enemies. But now you come to me with fear. As the dead have taken command over the sea.
Captain: And what would the dead be wanting with me?
Shansa: Not you, Captain. They're searching for a sparrow.
Captain: Jack?
Shansa: Jack who sails for the trident... With a girl and a Pearl.
Captain: The trident can never be found.
Shansa: The trident is Jack's only hope. The dead are conquering the sea, unable to step on dry land. Maybe you should retire to the countryside.
Captain: You mean grass, on a farm? Milking a cow, making cheese? While they sink me treasure?
Shansa: Ask yourself this, Captain: Is this treasure worth dying for?
Captain: I'm a pirate. Always will be! So how do I save what be mine?

Captain: Tell me what you want.
Captain: I want my compass... 216 barrels of rum, and the monkey.
Captain: You want Jack?
Captain: Dinner. I want to eat him. I want to eat that monkey!
Captain: [gags Sparrow] No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood.

Carina: Who am I to you?
Captain: Treasure!

Captain: My name is Captain Barbarossa. And I stand before you, with cordial intent.
Captain: Cordial intent... do you hear that? This pirate wishes to be cordial. So let me show you what my cordiality is, hombre. Every time I tap my sword, one of your men will die. So I suggest you speak quickly.
[taps his sword]
Captain: Olé!
[Barbossa's crew start dropping like flies]
Captain: Might want to go a bit faster, Capitan.

Captain: [realizing that Carina is Barbossa's daughter] Smyth? Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know some one called Smyth?
Captain: Shut your trap!
Captain: What was her name? It's on the tip of me tongue.
Captain: [Unsheathing his sword] Do you want to lose that tongue?
Captain: Margaret Smyth! Should we make an accord then? Or should I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?
Captain: We both take this secret to our graves!
Captain: Oh! You mean it's true? I was bluffing.
Captain: I'm not!

[Salazar is going to kill barbossa because Jack escaped him]
Captain: You promised me Jack's blood!
Captain: But Jack is trapped! He can never escape the island...
Captain: It's still land!

Captain: Where is Jack Sparrow?
Captain: Jack be sailing for the Trident.
Captain: No, the sea belongs to the dead.
Captain: The Trident controls the seas.
Captain: NO! No! There is no treasure, there is no treasure that can save him! He will die, as will you!
[draws his sword]
Captain: I be the only one that can lead you to him! I declare you shall have Jack's life by sunrise on the morrow. Or you can take me then. Do we have an accord?
[pause]
Captain: Take me to him, and you will live to tell the tale.
Captain: You have my word. I thank you, on behalf of me crew.
Captain: [laughs] Olé!
[taps his sword]
Captain: You can take what's left of them. The living come aboard!

Captain: [sees Carina's diary] Where did you get that from, Missy? I know this book, stolen from an Italian ship, many years ago.
Carina: Stolen? No, you're mistaken.
Captain: There was a Ruby on the cover, I would not soon forget.
Carina: This was given to me by my father. He was clearly a man of science.
Captain: He was clearly a common thief.
Carina: The memory of my father will not be befouled by the tongue of a pirate! This diary is my birthright. Left to me on the steps of a children's home. Along with a name, and nothing else.
Captain: Oh, so you are an orphan? What be you called?
Carina: The brightest star in the North gave me my name.
Captain: That would be Carina?
Carina: Carina Smith. So you do know your stars?
Captain: I'm a captain. I know which stars to follow home.