The Best Inspector Basch Quotes

Batman: "Why is an orange like a bell?"
Robin: Answer - because they both must be "peeled."
Batman: Right - you peel an orange and you peal a bell! Get it?
Chief: What idiots we are! Now, why couldn't we have worked that out?
Commissioner: But what does it mean, though?
Batman: Right, commissioner. There's the problem. We all know this quizzical criminal operates. He deliberately leaves clues to confound us.
Robin: Clues which may or may not lead to the real crime he's planning.
Inspector: The real crime?
Batman: Precisely, Inspector Basch. The Riddler contrives his plots like artichokes. You have to strip off the spiny leaves to reach the heart.