The Best Jacobim Mugatu Quotes

Mugatu: You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?

Mugatu: You really are amazingly stupid, aren't you?

Mugatu: They're Sexy Fighting!

Mugatu: Prison changed me! I'm bad to the core now!

Mugatu: He's still so hot right now!

Mugatu: Prison changed me. I'm a psycho!

[from trailer]
Mugatu: TODD! Where's my goddamn latté?
[he gets a cup, then pours it over him]

Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
Tommy: What?
Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?
Alexander: What?
Mugatu: It's literally... it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! I get it if Alexander Wang believes it, but the rest of you, come on!
Anna: Oh, please. Without me, you'd still be cutting patterns at Men's Wearhouse.
Mugatu: Oh, look, it's the White Witch from Narnia! Oh, no, I'm sorry, it's just Anna Wintour! I'll knock your teeth out.
Anna: I'll rip your goddamn tongue out.
Mugatu: Check out the new spring collection from Hilfiger, brought to you by white privilege.
Tommy: You couldn't make a down jacket to save your life!
Mugatu: Asshole.