The Best Karen Plankton Quotes

Sheldon: Finally! The day has come!
Karen: You mean Thursday?
Sheldon: No! It's the day I steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Krabs!
Karen: And why, pray tell, is today different from the other days you failed to steal it?
Sheldon: [growls] Because today I have completed my greatest invention. Behold!
[as he speaks, he takes the cloth off his machine]
Karen: [imitating him] What exactly am I "beholding?" A vegetable steamer?
Sheldon: This is no ordinary vegetable steamer, Karen, my computer wife. It's my latest invention! And isn't she a beauty. Meow.
[hugs the steamer]
Karen: Oh, brother.
[rolls her eyes in disgust]