The Best Larry Miller Quotes

Larry: You don't go into comedy for the money, I can't speak for Monty but then again I can't drive a stick shift.
Detective: Now that's funny.
Larry: It wasn't supposed to be.

Detective: [discussing Monty's successful career] Is that a hint of envy, Larry?
Larry: Mister Miller...
[looks at Ed, laughing]
Larry: God, Ed, relax!

Larry: I heard some kid accused Monty of inappropriate behavior.
Detective: What, using the wrong fork?
Larry: I don't think Monty would shell out seven figures for that.