The Best Lisa Fowler Quotes

Lisa: Sam, did you know my daddy?
Sam: I did not. Your mom... she split up with him before I came to town. I heard about him, though.
Lisa: What did you hear?
Sam: That... he was... he was a bit of a wild card, with a big personality.
Lisa: I don't even know what he looks like. Mama cut him out of all the picture she had. All I know is his name's Dwayne, and he tattooed Mama's name on his stomach.
Sam: Well, he must have loved her a lot, because you know that hurt.

Coby: [to Eric] Can we see your fangs?
Eric: [draws his fangs as Lisa flinches] Don't you like vampires, little girl?
Sam: [chafed] Eric!
Lisa: Our almost step-dad hated vampires, but we don't.
Coby: He went on a vacation with Jesus.
Pam: [miffed] You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric: Oh come on, Pam. They're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans.

Coby: Mamma, when you were away for all that time, you didn't see Rene?
Arlene: Oh no. I think he's still on his vacation. Eat, eat.
[walking away]
Lisa: [to Coby] Yep. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Lisa: [about Bill] Mama, he's so white.
Arlene: No, darling. We're white. He's dead.