The Best Coby Fowler Quotes

Coby: Mamma, when you were away for all that time, you didn't see Rene?
Arlene: Oh no. I think he's still on his vacation. Eat, eat.
[walking away]
Lisa: [to Coby] Yep. I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Lisa: [as they're eating ice cream] Bill, how come you can't have ice cream?
Bill: You might say that I'm lactose intolerant.
Coby: Just like my Aunt Fern. 'Cept she don't tolerate Mexicans.

Coby: [to Eric] Can we see your fangs?
Eric: [draws his fangs as Lisa flinches] Don't you like vampires, little girl?
Sam: [chafed] Eric!
Lisa: Our almost step-dad hated vampires, but we don't.
Coby: He went on a vacation with Jesus.
Pam: [miffed] You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric: Oh come on, Pam. They're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans.

Sookie: Who wants pizza?
Lisa: Me!
Coby: Me!
Sookie: Well, that's good, 'cuz that's what we're having!
Rene: [to Bill] You can eat pizza?
Bill: Unfortunately, no. But I understand it's delicious.