The Best Mark Zuckerberg Quotes

Lisa: Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm Lisa, and this is my friend Nelson.
Nelson: S'up, Zuck?
Mark: [Typing] Mark Zuckerberg is... happy to make new friend.
Lisa: That's nice. Mr. Zuckerberg, I want to show my friend the importance of a college education.
Mark: Actually, I dropped out of Harvard.
Lisa: You did?
Nelson: Better earnin' than learnin'.
Mark: Hell, yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree: honorary, baby!