The Best Mulroy Quotes

Joe: Buddy, I think you been spending too much time inhaling them cleaning products.

Joe: You better be careful. You know those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. They're flying back and forth between all those time-zones kinda messes with their biological clock or something. Always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?

Gupta: I think he's CIA. The CIA put him here to spy on us.
Joe: You don't know what the Hell you're talking about. That guy doesn't even speak English.
Gupta: If he could learn to speak, this guy. He can't speak English, how could he have a meeting with a beautiful woman? A flight attendant.
Enrique: Oh, so, she's CIA, too?
Gupta: No. She look like a Russian. KGB.

Frank: Why doesn't he try to escape?
Joe: Sir, you told him to wait.
Frank: I didn't think he'd actually do it. I mean, he's in a crack. Who the hell waits in a crack?

Joe: You better be careful. You know, those flight attendants ain't like regular women, Viktor. You know, they're flying back and forth between all those time zones, it kinda messes with their biological clock or something. They're always ready for sex. Why do you think they can't stop smiling?

Joe: Gupta, relax, would you? He isn't a spy.
Gupta: How do you know? He could be recording everything we say. A wire in his shirt. A microphone up in his ass.