The Best Nurse Quotes

Larry: Whoa, I don't understand, what's going on here? I came in before her, I signed in the sheet.
Nurse: Well, you'll be happy to know they've changed policy.
Larry: Changed policies...?
Nurse: Now we see people on the basis of their appointment time and not their arrival time.
Larry: But that's ridiculous. One person complains and all of a sudden everything gets changed?
Nurse: This was based on your idea the other day.
Larry: I know, but what are you listening to me for? I don't know what I'm talking about. Nobody ever listens to me.
Nurse: So apparently, it's not about the policy at all. It's more about you going first?
Larry: Exactly!
Nurse: So if you go first, whatever policy... .
Larry: That's a good policy, "me first", that's the policy.