The Best Peter Friedman Quotes

- Fuck... Congress, Roman?
- Yes, Shiv. Fuck Congress.
- Have I shocked you?
Frank: Uh... Shareholder meeting in two-and-a-half weeks.
- I mean, we are unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion.
- Uh... I can translate.
- That's Frank for "We're fucked."

Kendall: Is it real, Frank?
Frank: I don't know.
Kendall: My dad wanted me to take over?
Frank: Well, sometimes.
[Chuckles]
Frank: You know that, he did. Sometimes.
Kendall: He made me hate him, then he died. I feel like he didn't like me.
Frank: Oh.
Kendall: I disappointed him.
Frank: No. No. Come on. We think these grand horror things at times like these, these ice shelves are gonna come at us in the night and take our heads off. It's not true. He was an old bastard. And he loved you. He loved you.
Kendall: You think?
Frank: I think so.

- He can't be in the room. Okay? Guys...
Frank: Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy was asked to recuse himself.
Logan: Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy shoved his boot up frank's ass.
Frank: Okay.
- All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy?

Frank: Ever hear of loyalty?
Kendall: Sure. Wasn't he one of the seven dwarves? No?
Frank: Oh...
Kendall: Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang?

- Hi, Kendall?
[Over speaker] Hey, guys.
- Can you hear me?
- I apologize. I will be there shortly.
- Where are we at?
- We are at your item.
Frank: Performance issues.

Frank: Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, heading into a political fight?
Logan: Take it like a fucking man. You're out. You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. And you're dead. Now, fuck off!

Lawrence: We were contracted to build a structure. It had to be hidden in plain sight and have power for 50,000 people. At first, you know, I said, "That's a joke. What about a nuclear reactor?" The next day, I was given specs for a nuclear reprocessing facility and the army corps of engineers as a work force. And then it started to arrive. Disguised as radioactive material to evade scrutiny. We were just told to - to plug it in. They would take care of the rest, but I've always been the curious type.
Harold: So you took a look at the data.
Lawrence: Just the I/O. The rest was encrypted. But what I saw... it was like a glimpse of the future. Elegant, intuitive. Practically alive.
[Turns to Root]
Lawrence: It's speaking to you right now, isn't it?

Root: We want to know about Northern Lights.
Lawrence: I have no idea what you're talking about. I have nothing to say.
Root: Your daughter, Christine. In LA, where you hid her. Such a shame if people running Northern Lights got a hold of her.
Harold: Please, there's no need for that.
[to Lawrence]
Harold: I can tell you how it began. You were approached by a woman named Alicia Corwin.
Lawrence: She was killed last year.
Root: Such a tragedy.
Lawrence: All of my colleagues on that project died in suspicious circumstances in the past two years. As far as I know, I'm the last one alive.
Harold: And you're the last person who can tell us about Northern Lights.

Shiv: Hey. Dad wasn't really, um... How... How bad was Dad?
Frank: He was a salty dog. He was. But he was a good egg.
Karl: What you saw was what you got.
Shiv: Yeah?
Frank: Yeah.
Shiv: Okay.

Frank: You sure it was him?
Kendall: You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss?
Gerri: Maybe someone spilled something.
Kendall: Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture I forgot about melted. It's urine.
Roman Roy: This isn't a false flag, is it? Did you piss on your own floor?
Kendall: Why are you looking like that? W-what if people knew? Gerri, you gotta talk to him.
Gerri: What do you want me to say?
Roman Roy: Well, first tell him where to go pee pee and poo poo.
Kendall: He came in, he was talking to Stewy. What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? Take a dump on my iPad?