The Best Ronan Quotes

Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.

[from outtake]
Star: Dance-off, bro! Me and you!
Ronan: It's on!

[Quill struggles to control the Infinity stone]
Gamora: Peter, take my hand!
[Quill grabs her hand, and Drax and Rocket do the same]
Ronan: You're mortal! How...
Peter: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
[the Guardians strike Ronan]

Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought?
Peter: [dances] Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday...
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter: Dance-off, bro. Me and you.
[holds out his hand for Gamora]
Peter: Gamora.
[she shakes her head]
Peter: Subtle, taking it back.
Ronan: What are you doing?
Peter: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!