The Best Nebula Quotes

James: [watching Peter Quill dancing and singing by himself while holding a lizard for a mic] So he's an idiot?
Nebula: [nodding slowly] Yeah.

Peter: Gamora? I thought I lost you.
[Gamora is actually the one from 2014 who doesn't recognize Quill, and attacks him]
Gamora: This is the one? Really?
Nebula: It was either him or the tree.

Nebula: [to Gamora] All any of you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.
Drax: You're right... We're family.

Kraglin: What are you gonna do with your share?
Nebula: As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Every time my sister prevailed... my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won... again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.
Kraglin: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go "Ooh, that's nice."

James: If we can do this, you know, go back in time... why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and...
[Pantomimes strangulation]
Hulk: Okay, first of all, that's horrible.
James: It's Thanos!
Hulk: And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott: We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
Clint: Bingo.
Nebula: That's not how it works!
Clint: Well, that's what I heard.
Hulk: Who told you that?
James: Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott: Quantum Leap?
James: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott: Hot Tub Time Machine?
James: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott: Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James: Look, this is known!
Hulk: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Nebula: Exactly!
Scott: So, "Back to the Future"'s a bunch of bullshit?

Ronan: I only ask that you take this matter seriously.
Thanos: The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.
Nebula: Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.

Nebula: [sneering] Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!
Gamora: It's Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?
[Drax laughs]

Nebula: Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous...
[Drax blasts Nebula]
Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.

Thanos: Get to the ship!
Nebula: Are you crazy? You'll never take them yourself!
Thanos: Not crazy...
[beat]
Thanos: Mad.