The Best Salim Quotes

Salim: I'm done waiting in lobbies.

Salim: [to Laura] So you don't trust the guy who refused to kill you, but you fell in love with the guy who did?

Salim: Either you are very generous or you really want me to leave.
Mr. Ibis: Yes.

Salim: You are very fortunate.
Laura: Yeah, I mean,
[Sweeney's]
Laura: dead and I'm not.

Salim: I am going to live my life as I please.

Salim: [looking up at the Jinn] I wish you could see what I see.
[stands up and walks over to the Jinn, who then takes his shirt off]
The: I do not grant wishes.
[Omid takes the Jinn's face in his hands]
Salim: But you do.

Salim: You are not a leprachaun?
Mad: Oh, she is a lepra-cunt.