The Best Simon Quarterman Quotes

Lee: So you're saying I'm just a copy of myself? I've been plagiarized?
Maeve: Never say the universe doesn't bend towards justice.

Maeve: They shot you.
Lee: Half a dozen times. Just happy they missed my heart.
Maeve: Cunning of you to make it so small a target.

Lee: Yes, but we really should go back underground.
- Qa is coming.
- They'll be launching a coordinated, park-wide assault, rescuing guests, and putting down hostile hosts.
- Read you. -we'll keep moving.
- Some courage.

Lee: What's wrong?
- What has she done?
- I need more access.

Lee: Now, the lesson is: if you're looking for a reckoning, a reckoning is what you'll find! If you're looking for a villain, then I'm your man! But look at yourselves. This world you've built is bound by villainy. You sleep on the broken bodies of the ones who were here before you. Warm yourselves with their embers! Plow their bones into your fields! You paid them for this land with lead, and I'll pay you back in full! You wanted me? Well, all I can say to that is: here I fucking am!

Charlotte: That was sweet.
Lee: Bit fucking morbid if you ask me.
Charlotte: I didn't.

Lee: I almost died. For the second time.
Maeve: Well, third time's a charm.

Lee: [In English] No fucking wonder the daimyos didn't hear you.
- We've gone completely off the rails here, and this loon is driving the fucking train.
- -[Shogun speaking Japanese]

Maeve: If you try something like that again, I will relieve you of your most precious organ and feed it to you.
[she looks at Lee's crotch]
Maeve: Though it won't make much of a meal.
[pause]
Lee: I wrote that line for you.
Maeve: Bit broad if you ask me.

- There is beauty in what we are.
- Shouldn't we, too, try to survive?
- We've been walking non-stop.
- The feeble among us need some rest.
- Sorry, darling, that's not an option.
Lee: Oh, fucking hell.

Lee: Over here.
- Where's Hector?
[Sighs] I'm sorry.
- We should go.
- I couldn't smuggle a vehicle out.
- So these will have to do.

Lee: It's not often I get to write a happy ending.

Lee: No, it's not true.
- I'm Lee... ee... ee... ee...
- Si... si... si... si... si...
- Si... si... si... si... si...
- Sizemore.
- All of this is r... r... r... r...

- Well... that got me in the mood.
Lee: How about a drink?

- This is where we really are.
Lee: Why are they moving so bloody slow?
- They're not. Everything in their world merely appears slow to us because the simulation we're in runs at a much faster rate.
- They must have me hiding in here somewhere.

Lee: Just hang on.
- Hang on, okay?
- Just hang on.

- I'll be damned.
- It's us.
Lee: Yes, fine.
- I may have cribbed a little bit from westworld.
- Well, you try writing 300 stories in three weeks.

Lee: [shocked] Fuck me.
Maeve: Not likely, darling. Right now, we've got work to do.

Lee: Jesus.
- What do we do now?
- I told you I found a new voice.
- Now we use it.