The Best Elsie Hughes Quotes

Elsie: Does that make this a glass-half-full or half-empty type situation?
Bernard: We're engineers. It means the glass has been manufactured to the wrong specifications.

- You aim to cheat the devil, you owe him at least an offering.
Elsie: Save your bullets.
- I'll put him out of his misery.

- One last thing, have you ever made me hurt anyone like this before?
- No, Bernard. Of course not.
Elsie: Bernard?
- Hello?

- I'm all the way down now.
- I can see all the way to the bottom.
- You'd like to see what I see?
Elsie: Stay away.

- You're the ones that programmed him.
- He wasn't programmed to give a shit about stars.
- Maybe he went "moon-mad."
Elsie: See?
- This is why I hide behind sarcasm.
- Stubbs: Where are you going?
Elsie: Vectoring, asshole.

Elsie: Bernard.
- What the fuck is that?
- Don't threaten it, and it won't hurt you.

[Stubbs checks his gun]
Elsie: You know, if you wanted to play cowboy you could've just used your employee discount.
Ashley: The only thing stopping the hosts from hacking us to pieces is one line of your code. No offence, but I sleep with this.
Elsie: I bet you do.

- They triggered the fail-safe.
- The valley's flooding. Let's get back to the mesa before we have to swim out.
- They all died.
- For nothing.
Elsie: I'm sorry, Bernard.
- There were other lives at stake, too.

Elsie: We survive this, I'm going back to dental school.

Elsie: Qa was here.
- Why would they waste the welcome team?
- These guys weren't a threat.
- Macho fucks are probably loving this shit.

- is that we get to this valley first before the humans, before Dolores.
- We're going to need some more firepower.
- Go. I'll meet you downstairs.
Elsie: Okay.
- Ford: Good. Now follow my lead.

- Please, please.
- Elsie, please.
- Please.
Elsie: No. Hey.
[Stuttering] Elsie, please.
[Stuttering] Cognitive lock...

Elsie: All right, Bart.
- Let's try this again.
[Sighs] God damn it, man.
- You're still miscalibrating by four centimeters to the right.
- You keep pouring whiskey on the guests,
- I'm gonna have to reassign you to a narrative where your talents will go tragically unappreciated.

Elsie: Everything okay?
- Everything's fine.

[Offline hostess, a hooker, touches her lip]
Bernard: Did you see it?
Elsie: No.
Bernard: Give it a second. She'll do it again.
[the hostess touches her lip again]
Bernard: Her finger. That's not standard. I noticed it last night. Went looking in the update. It's a whole new class of gestures.
Elsie: But if we didn't put it there, then who did?
Bernard: Ford. He still reviews every update before we issue them. He must have slipped it in there without telling anyone. He calls them "Reveries". The old gestures were just generic movements. These are tied to specific memories.
Elsie: How?
Bernard: The memories are purged at the end of every narrative loop. But they're still in there, waiting to be overwritten. He found a way to access them, like a subconscious.
Elsie: A hooker with hidden depths? Every man's dream.
Bernard: It's the tiny things that make them seem real, that make the guests fall in love with them.