The Best Spencer Quotes

Spencer: How long do you have?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Maybe a little more than you. Maybe a little less. I'll race you.

Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [while Thirteen is examining Spencer] Look, I really had no intention of ever seeing you again.
Spencer: So, having me end up here is a little less than ideal. I get it, but we just met. How'd you know you didn't want to see me again?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: It's nothing personal. I'm just really not that into repeat performances.
Spencer: I figured I wasn't the first girl you cruised.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Why is that?
Spencer: You're awfully good at it.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You'd think with all that experience that I'd be better than a 7.
Spencer: We just met. We were both drunk. Not like there wasn't potential. Little more practice for the both of us, I'd say we're looking at a 9, but that would require a repeat performance.

Spencer: You're Dr. House?
Dr. Gregory House: I assume my name came up last night in the form of a moan. You had sex, then a seizure. Could be a particular position or activity that set it off.
[to Thirteen]
Dr. Gregory House: That sounds like a valid medical theory, doesn't it?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [to Spencer] I'm really sorry. Just ignore him.
Spencer: Whatever you think we did, we... we did, and then some.
Dr. Gregory House: Lights on or off?
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Do you have a medical rationalization for that one?
Dr. Gregory House: Light sensitivity.
Spencer: On.
Dr. Gregory House: Figured she had more shame than that. Did she talk dirty, or did you rely on vague hand signals?
[writes something on a clipboard]
Spencer: She's... uh, pretty direct about what she wants.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm learning so much. Okay, score the score. Scale of one to ten.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: [as she inserts the biopsy needle in Spencer] Don't answer.
Spencer: [winces from the pain of the biopsy needle] Seven.
Dr. Gregory House: [holds up a piece of paper with the number 7 on it] Finally got one right.