The Best Stueben Quotes

Stueben: I'm going to say a word, and then you respond with the first word that comes into your mind. Are you readdy?
[Max nods]
Stueben: Boy.
Maxwell: Girl.
Stueben: Black.
Maxwell: White.
Stueben: Win.
Maxwell: Lose.
Stueben: Very good.
Maxwell: Very bad.
Stueben: Stop!
Maxwell: Go.
Stueben: No, no!
Maxwell: Yes, yes.
Stueben: [Steuben puts his hands over Max' mouth to shut him up] All right?
Maxwell: [Steuben releases Max and goes back to sit behind his desk] All wrong.

Maxwell: Are you a psychologist, Dr. Stueben?
Stueben: I'm the president of the psychologist society for mental health and adjustment through fulfillment.
Maxwell: What kind of an organization is that?
Stueben: We're a hate group.
Maxwell: A hate group?
Stueben: Oh, in the sense that we cure hate and fear. We hate hate. Hate it.