The Best Susan Lucci Quotes

Susan: Everybody has been so terrific to work with this week, it's been a great week. E-except for one minor incident... it really was not worth flashing back to...

Melanie: She gave me a tapeworm! I thought you said you'd been taking that supplement for years.
Susan: I have. Look at me. At this point, I'm more worm than woman.

Susan: [entering the funeral] May I say something, please?
Victoria: [snarls] Lucci!
Susan: Thank you so much. And thank you, Victoria, for so many, many, many years of work, rising before dawn to put on all that makeup in a brave but futile attempt to hide the ravages of time. And now, picturing her in a coffin reminds me of those performances: stiff and lifeless; held together with chemicals and glue. Something best buried and forgotten. Oh, Victoria, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... and I've kept that promise. Thank you.
[she picks up Victoria's Emmy statuette. Victoria gasps]
Susan: What? We all know I deserved to win that year.
[leaves with the Emmy]